Official Winnipeg Jets @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

Toews still kill
Darling starting
Literal who as backup

I think Rbo might die by the end of the first period. Bears game only ended 3 hours ago.

Jest about to get raped by Kane

>should be studying for finals
Hawks game instead
Good times

I don't mind rbo but he is a tripfag

It's what he deserves

>tumblr sticker

DELET

>pat
>eddie
>hockey
>snow outside
>beer
>blanket
Who /comfy/ here?

I'm like a fucking cockroach when it comes to stuff like that. There's a guy in Bulls threads who has asked if I was dead in every game they've played so far in the past 2 weeks or so.

One day, your wish will come true.

How much have you drank today tipfriend

Replace beer with Dr. Pepper and right here

>chairforce guy salutes

Shit like that always amuses me

>Dr pepper
Eh, ill allow it.

So far, about a third of a Svedka bottle. I went cheap because I have some stuff to pay later.

Yup. You'll be fine. Only way to kill you would be to get a Hawks, White Sox and Bears game in the same day and that won't fucking happen

please tell me it isn't a konroyd game

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Nope! Eddie is in the booth. Rest easy friend

It isn't a konroyd game

Pretty much.

Win or lose these are always good games

Ok, I won't.

1+1

Me.
I already drank a bit earlier so now I'm just drinking hot chocolate

>the chinese place finally found the spice jar
good night already

>fight this early
for what fucking purpose

Idk but it was good at least

>get back just in time to see Tootoo chimp out
FUCK YEAH

I literally have no fucking idea what just happened

wow
somebody call glen lerner

I didnt even know tootoo was still in the NHL

That was quick.

they said goons are a dying breed but this guy is still in the NHL

>all those repeating digits

Does it matter? You got to hear pat do blow by blow commentary

10/10

Top kek

Who /snowblow/ here?

I love how in other sports they get worked up over the fact that players are fighting but in hockey they just start calling it like a boxing match

This is why I love guys like Tootoo and Car Bomb

I love Pats commentary on fights

>and he gets a 22

I have people for that. Say what you will about not owning land, but at least I don't have to clean that shit up

And to think, there are people out there that think fighting shouldn't be allowed.

>bryan little
>is actually little

really makes you think

What was that about your building smelling like curry the other day?

Mmmm curry

Just the gym. My floor smelled like tuna.

So how much snow did you lads get today?

lel

Laine is a power play babby, literally will never be an elite player

~1" probably

That wasn't him, that was me and another user I think.

Most of my building was Indians so curry permeated the entire place

I got about 3-4" in Lombard

Kane is a speed and deking babby, literally will never be an elite player

4 inches. More than I thought I was going to get too

I was complaining about indians stinking up the building gym earlier in the week

Brace yourselves for the Harpy Queen.

Nah it was his gym. That's what I was thinking of

>Sing it!
This could be an epic Pat night

>coming into this thread and actually want to talk hockey
>see more poo in loo posting and talking about the weather

So this is is what it feels like to have trip fags and Australians ruin threads.

>Eddie will never get this excited about ice cream for the national broadcasts

sorry im late.

>everyone is dead

w-we still got this right?

>tripfag complaining about other tripfags

Sup straya? Some game, eh?

even Pat and Eddie are talking about the weather

it's kind of tradition in chicago in winter

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Come on man you know how we operate, and its nice to see you too.

Yeah we're good dude. Now have a drink and enjoy

>implying it was funny

>Every thread descends into skelly posting, liquor posting, food posting.
>Hurr why you talk about weather?

Calm your tits

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No, it's a tradition in literally every fucking place on this planet for people to make small talk about the weather.

Pottery

I found it humerus, scrub.

:C

Does anyone else in the NHL move their hips and body like Keith does when he does shot fakes? Its so damn distinct

So.......how bout that weather?

So how many will Laine score today? I'm thinking 2.

I'm only sad that I didn't have a more apropriate image for that pun.

>looking at a man's hips
[GAYPOSTING INTENSIFIES]

It's fucking cold.

Is it bad that I kinda wanna see the literally who get put in goal?

No. I wish for memes too sometimes.

>roof tickler

Love these Eddieisms

Call up the entire ahl. Can't get any worse

>that boards battle

Pat and Eddie would be funnier hosts of the Daily Show than that stupid Seth Afreekaan fuck.

Whoa... club Blackhawks...
Where can I sign up?

Why haven't you joined club blackhawks Sup Forums?

also I notice they dropped the safe space language around it

lel

this. Half of that faggot's material is complaining about trump: "SO TRUMP SUCKS YEH?" [Audience laughs] "IM GLAD IM NOT TRUMP BLABLABLA" [Audeince laughs even harder]

What's the point? I never got that.

>human chia pet
He made that joke a couple nights ago. Damn it Eddie.

I guarantee Eddie has no memory of that

Pretty sure I was drunkposting that night and I still remember it. Maybe.

I think I just hate polictical/fake news "comedians".
>CURRENT YEAR
>CONSERVATIVES
>TRUMP

I don't give a shit about identity politics but the bollocking the right gets from the media is annoying.

Sick of seeing all the biased shit in my Facebook feeed.

user I'm quite sure you drunk post in every thread

To be fair a lot of that shit isn't much different than what gets posted on /pol
That place is only slightly less cancerous than tumblr

Let's not turn this into/pol/

Too poor for that. Plus you'd know (more or less) if I was drunk posting.

Damn, Pat and Eddie get around

fuck Sup Forums I just don't want to be lectured by comedians about how they are better people than me.

But they are better than you and if you disagree with them, you are the problem.

/sarcasm
I agree with you. It's all fucking cancer.

>2 shots

I can't stand any famous people lecturing me. They are completely disconnected from reality. They go to college and get degrees in either communications or theater or some shit. I have a degree in computer engineering yet they think they know better than I do how things should be. Don't lecture me, assholes.

We're not

The amount of virtue signaling by certain groups in the US over the last few months has been ridiculous, it is pretty frustrating to have le tolerant cunts telling you how terrible you are

hi i woke up 1 hour late give me recap of 1st period thanks guys

At least it is still 0-0

That might have a train wreck offensively but at least it wasn't a complete dumpster fire defensively