Anyone ever try tucking their dick?

Anyone ever try tucking their dick?
Especially this method, if so how'd it go?

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Um what someone pls be fucked to try this

I haven't tried this method yet. What about you OP? Maybe with some timestamps?

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christ....

I'm afraid my dongle and balls are too bulky to even consider this

what happens if you get a boner tho..

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>superglue
literally had my hand on my forehead for this one

What is that in pic no 5? Please don't be superglue...

>user, I have bad news

That looks really painful

I cant see what is going on in that picture, can someone write the instructions?

Rolling

This. That's what I was wondering. Not that I give a shit if people do this, but god damn that would be painful as hell. I could only imagine you'd break something or end up in the hospital... or tearing... lots of tearing. Yikes.

Press balls in to body (Theres a cavity in there)
Apply tape (Looks like packing tape?) to head
Tape dick down to your cheeks, spreading the scrotum to the sides.
Superglue scrotum skin together to hold together
Pull more skin over for cosmetic appeal

tried it. didn't work cos dick too big. leaves a visible buldge

too late for me to try

This guy's fucked himself, literally.

so you tape your dick in your asshole?

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OP is a fag

hey honey?

what?

we're out of milk.

what?

what's the purpose of this?
why?

I wouldn't mind seeing this translated.

Nah, i think im ok

you should try fapping with duct taping your dick and balls really tight

thank me later

God, this is fucked.

sick people

It's for the really dedicated but poor trannies

Wow enough people actually do this for there to be specifically manufactured products for it.

Let that sink in

has anyone here tried putting his dick in his asshole (selffucking)

White people. Png

Its not as great as you'd think. Try jerking off while you're half hard and only rubbing the head with it twisted backwards.

The real question is, has anyone not??

mines too small to be fully inserted into my anus
plus it hurts when you do it if you have a boner

What happens when you get an erection?

Hello, what species are you? As an actual male human being from planet earth there is absolutely no "cavity" that your balls can be compartmentalized in.

this
everyone at least once in their life tried fucking their own asshole
maybe you still havent but you would

why would anyone hide their dick?
i prefer my traps with dicks

I doubt my brother's Dad would ever do some gay shit like that.

Of course there is, where do you think they were before they dropped?

Yeah, there is. Feel the cord on your testicles, they lead into something called the inguinal canal or something.
Basically the place your balls are before they drop.
You can push them back up in there pretty easily.

yeah, i do it daily but not this complicated. push your balls back up into the canal where they descended from. use some medical tape or a tight pair of underwear and tuck your thing between your legs. now you can wear skinny jeans without an issue.

how big is your dick?

don't know. about average, maybe a little below now. it doesn't matter unless your really big or so tiny that you can't tuck it between your legs. most about everyone can do it.

You both sound like confused women... or aliens. My balls don't do that.

yes, they absolutely do. maybe needs a little time to find it but if you wouldn't be able to do it you'd be the alien.

Would be interested to see this translated