Describe your country in one sentence.
"Cold, desolate and long winter"
Describe your country in one sentence.
"Cold, desolate and long winter"
Canada?
Iceland?
>Full of crocodile wrestling criminals
iceland
my turn: “many landscapes on a small area“
today i shot a mexican with my custom made shotgun shell revolver
aussieland
backwater, with moar spiders
If the colour grey could form a country in the rain, then lose an empire to a pacifist.
Finland or Russia
Easy, UK
We all live in igloos woth polar nears as roomates, and we can only drink pure maple syrup.
Uk
First one!
Good on ya mate
>surrender
Go away France
Why the fuck is it 1am and 34 Celsius outside?
Didn't really need that second sentence. Ok, mine
>cowardly abondoned it's brother nations when the nazis came
Beautiful, amazing places, uneducated people.
The best country in the world-USA
India
bratwurst, brezel and lederhosen (stereptype)
We're not a South American country, you yankees.
i went outside and got shot by someone yelling "PARA LA RASA"
Its cold as fuck out, but we got some pilly in the fridge, and ordered some poutine and donairs so its all good.
nope...
just realized it could be lots of places, so Imma add "cocaine"
We secretly hate each other though we don't show it :D
colombia
selam aleykum
bingo
Brazil
Overworking and Fucking arrogant people.
not sure, but China?
SADLY OWN BY YIDS
Full of pakis
UK
Corruption, crime, niggers, no future. Kill me plox
>India
>uneducated people
nigga wut
america
Same continent, more to the south. Tip: HUE
see
"Everyone worth talking to is on the coasts; everyone else is a cuckold who thinks they are an alpha."
Whitest in the world.
osama bin laden was kept safe here
argentina
full of chinks
...
...
Rainy flat windy waterland.
Flag pride
we have the best military in the whole universe, and no niggers and we won all the wars. We also are too tired of winning.
Spain?
We are the most powerful race in the world
Netherland or something like that
Burgerland
>same continent
>spain
you uneducated faggot must be murican
best korea
I like vietnam too
Full of barista hipsters, lesbian dikes and shit weather.
India?
"The #1 artificial country in Europe."
california?
Nope
California have bad weather? i was thinking in go there god damn
Populated by lazy stupid fucks with a overblown opinion of how much they matter to the world.
Best Banks, Best Chocolate, All the people is rich
Colombia
Freedom fireworks fired at Syria
since when California is a fucking country?
We hate every other country next to us, except that one which is actually more like an extension of us than another country.
Beer, Sausage, Refugees (that need to be shot) and a PM that hates our great Nation
germany
Pakistan
Britbongs vacations got rekt due brexit
Netherlands?
The UK?
>Last time I checked the largest banks
>Last time I checked Cadbury's
>Last time I checked the GBP v The World
America
If we thought we mattered we would bring back the Reich
No. Most Germans aren't lazy.
started 2 of the most famous wara
it always has been, its so different than the shithole of america
china?
Canada
This is argentina but you didn't include the falklands
hahaha keep telling you that shit.! soooo funny
>we would bring back the Reich
as if you could, the last time you tried that you were gangraped by russians
>Not in the OP pic
"Pee noise"
Nope, try again.
Czech Republic/Austria ?
Israel ?
Lol you fucking retard
Germany and the extension is Austria?
"Hon hon hon"
murica
hur hur
You forgot:
Basically a fucking war zone.
HUEHEUHEUEHEUEEHEUEHEU
Sweden ?
Arizona
Best weed in the world.
We have the biggest toilet in the world.
haha, actually didn't think of it, but i don't know if germany hates every single country next to them.
Let me give you another clue:
We overrate us heavily as a country. Yet we still are a third world country.
see
>5 foot and tiny dick
how is that powerful?
moroccans and terrorists breed here