Describe your country in one sentence

Describe your country in one sentence.

"Cold, desolate and long winter"

Canada?

Iceland?

>Full of crocodile wrestling criminals

iceland

my turn: “many landscapes on a small area“

today i shot a mexican with my custom made shotgun shell revolver

aussieland

backwater, with moar spiders

If the colour grey could form a country in the rain, then lose an empire to a pacifist.

Finland or Russia

Easy, UK

We all live in igloos woth polar nears as roomates, and we can only drink pure maple syrup.

Uk

First one!

Good on ya mate

>surrender

Go away France

Why the fuck is it 1am and 34 Celsius outside?

Didn't really need that second sentence. Ok, mine

>cowardly abondoned it's brother nations when the nazis came

Beautiful, amazing places, uneducated people.

The best country in the world-USA

India

bratwurst, brezel and lederhosen (stereptype)

We're not a South American country, you yankees.

i went outside and got shot by someone yelling "PARA LA RASA"

Its cold as fuck out, but we got some pilly in the fridge, and ordered some poutine and donairs so its all good.

nope...

just realized it could be lots of places, so Imma add "cocaine"

We secretly hate each other though we don't show it :D

colombia

selam aleykum

bingo

Brazil

Overworking and Fucking arrogant people.

not sure, but China?

SADLY OWN BY YIDS

Full of pakis

UK

Corruption, crime, niggers, no future. Kill me plox

>India
>uneducated people

nigga wut

america

Same continent, more to the south. Tip: HUE

see

"Everyone worth talking to is on the coasts; everyone else is a cuckold who thinks they are an alpha."

Whitest in the world.

osama bin laden was kept safe here

argentina

full of chinks

...

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Rainy flat windy waterland.

Flag pride

we have the best military in the whole universe, and no niggers and we won all the wars. We also are too tired of winning.

Spain?

We are the most powerful race in the world

Netherland or something like that
Burgerland

>same continent
>spain
you uneducated faggot must be murican

best korea

I like vietnam too

Full of barista hipsters, lesbian dikes and shit weather.

India?

"The #1 artificial country in Europe."

california?

Nope

California have bad weather? i was thinking in go there god damn

Populated by lazy stupid fucks with a overblown opinion of how much they matter to the world.

Best Banks, Best Chocolate, All the people is rich

Colombia

Freedom fireworks fired at Syria

since when California is a fucking country?

We hate every other country next to us, except that one which is actually more like an extension of us than another country.

Beer, Sausage, Refugees (that need to be shot) and a PM that hates our great Nation

germany

Pakistan

Britbongs vacations got rekt due brexit

Netherlands?

The UK?

>Last time I checked the largest banks
>Last time I checked Cadbury's
>Last time I checked the GBP v The World

America
If we thought we mattered we would bring back the Reich

No. Most Germans aren't lazy.

started 2 of the most famous wara

it always has been, its so different than the shithole of america

china?

Canada

This is argentina but you didn't include the falklands

hahaha keep telling you that shit.! soooo funny

>we would bring back the Reich
as if you could, the last time you tried that you were gangraped by russians

>Not in the OP pic

"Pee noise"

Nope, try again.

Czech Republic/Austria ?

Israel ?

Lol you fucking retard

Germany and the extension is Austria?

"Hon hon hon"

murica
hur hur

You forgot:
Basically a fucking war zone.
HUEHEUHEUEHEUEEHEUEHEU

Sweden ?

Arizona

Best weed in the world.

We have the biggest toilet in the world.

haha, actually didn't think of it, but i don't know if germany hates every single country next to them.

Let me give you another clue:
We overrate us heavily as a country. Yet we still are a third world country.

see

>5 foot and tiny dick

how is that powerful?

moroccans and terrorists breed here