Give me your best pickup line Sup Forums

Give me your best pickup line Sup Forums

Pardon me. I would like to pick you up.

Kek.

you wanna fuck?

I love you

Im rich

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

>this might actually work

I'm feeling pretty wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy.

I have the brain of a genius and the body of an 18 year old athlete and they're both in my car trunk and I want you to see them.

No means yes

>what if I give you one million dollars to sleep with me?
(if she says no)
>well, let me change my offer to one dollar cause now we are negotiating

Are you an alien? Because your ass is out of this world.

do you like fitness
cuz im about to fitness dick in u ass

nice pussy

Give me your number or i'll tell my sister to beat you up

"Herro tanks for calleng lucky house Chinese restaurant may I take your order prees" "Yeah this is for pickup "

Y-you too.

hey dont mean to be so frank but here is my penis...

in reality: hi i dont want to be too forward but would you like to get coffee with me? heres my number give it on my card. youd be surprised how many times this works.

"Damn girl, you shit with that ass?"

>at a restaurant
I'm not here to eat, but I'll still give you the tip

Wanna go back to my house and watch porn?

Owyahgaan?

Would you like to see my pet python?

Are you an antiques dealer? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years

Ayy gurl, you like dubs? No?... then I'm your guy

Kek, that's fucking sick

"Hi."

"Yeah hi I'm after an asian one"