Mfw 18yo kissless virgin

>mfw 18yo kissless virgin
What do?

find an actual problem

>mfw 32yo kissless virgin
what do?

>not even 30
>complains about being a virgin on Sup Forums

Oldest profession in the world welcomes you.

I was a 19yo kissless virgin until I got off my fucking ass and got a job.

Now I'm married and have a 1yo.

You think it's gonna be sweet, and yes it is, but it's also fucking terrifying. Enjoy being fucking free, bro.

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How old are you now?
Are you happy with your marriage?

fuck a 15 year old while it's still socially acceptable.
One day you'll be 35 and you won't be able to.

how?

Fucking this. 32yo here, I regret never touching a fresh pussy. Get it while you can, OP.

>Implying that won't be a huge market in sexbots

but srsly HOW?
I look like an ugly creep, no 15yo grill would even talk to me

22, short answer yes.

get slim or slightly fitter than a dad bod and buy them a couple of gifts.

If you want a gf just b urself bro!

this is a workout motivation that's actually motivating

Start with basic hygiene and showing a level of confidence.

pic related?

www.strawpoll.me/12752848

Depends on which aspect of yourself you present.
If they're all shit, work on becoming a better person.

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Leave home once in a while. Get a job somewhere like a mall where there's lot of girls around. There's a whole social scene among people who work there, you'll find a chick who's into you eventually. It worked for me and I was/am a complete loser.

wow

That is the saddest thing I've read today. I'm here for you user.