ITT: Sup Forums makes a dnd character

ITT: Sup Forums makes a dnd character

Let's see how this turns out.
Rules:
-Each post can only add one thing
-The last two digits below 20 of the first six posts will be the stats, if they are above 20, only the last digit will count
-Dubs decides race, background
-trips decides class, personality
-first come first serve, if someone already scored dubs on a suggestion you can only overrule with quads
-we are level one
-anything that can be found on a wiki, in an official handbook, or other material is fair game. If it's obscure link it.

Will keep posted with updates as gets ensue
After we are done I will post character sheet

I'll start with: Kobold race

put me down for hit points

please be a nigger

Roll play

Rolling for Dwarf

win - fucking - .rar

The Name will be Nigger of Faggot.

Dark-skinned human then

>Rolling for Rogue

For fucks sake

Race confirmed human "nigger"

This /w a proficiency in athletics

chaotic neutral cleric of Tymora

it has to say nigger

So seeing how they're a nigger, he can't be Lawful anything for his alignment

>if they are above 20, only the last digit will count
This rule is dumb, it means he/she's got a 9/10 chance of having single digit stats

Let's just make it so that the first 6 posts with final digits below twenty are our stats, whenever those posts may appear

Nope

Rolling for warlock

fair enough

Yeah this.

So if this guy's technically a human, let's use the Varient rule (in PHB) that allows us to give him a skill proficiency and a feat along with two +1 stat increases instead of the basic +1 to every stat

Sound good?

Strength is 11
Dexterity is 20
Constitution is 19

Lord I hope intelligence is a one

Great fucking stats so far
Do we decide how to allocate them or is it just in order (STR then DEX then CON etc)?

Still trying to roll for rogue

Those digits say no
Its in order

>20 dex
>19 con
We've got a speedy nigger on our hands who really loves his fresh fruit

illusionist wizard chaotic neutral

Still failing

Rolling for motherfucking bard

555 for Rogue

This is fucking funny, rolling for bard again

Damn this would've been good
Rolling for Criminal background

This.

ranger

If only, reroll for bard

Entertainer background

Rogue again!

13 is our inteligence

Dammit Rerill

bard jester

warlock

Still above average, rolling for Sage background
We gonna have a Negro in the Know

roll

kek
roll for barbarian

rolling again

Again.

this

We haven't had a random D&D event. Someone should DM a game over on roll20.net. Just start a thread here and in the game section and get players. Use random pre-made characters that people choose from online.

Last time we did this the player Horny Van Horneystein ran away with our gold. But was left with an enchanted grappling hook embedded in his head.

again

bad luck mate
barbarian nigger

We haven't had a random D&D event in some time*

Wasted dubs reeeeee
Good idea though, this character could be the party leader or BBEG
>Rolling for Sailor background

nigger bard jester

wasted dubs
wisdom is 9

Folk Hero
This nigger is a hero of the people!

barbarian

wizard

dexterity fighter jester

warlock

Monk

roll

Check these trips
cleric with kek as the god

Cleric
Dis nigga found Jesus

charisma is 9 btw got all dem stats

STR 11
DEX 20
CON 19
INT 13
WIS 9
CHA 9

roll

Chaotic Evil

Motherfuckers one of you roll trips already
soldier background

drunken monk jester

always bard

rogue worshipping ooga booga tribe god

If dubs lawful evil
so close, need trips

bard jester

bard faggot

fml again chaotic neutral

Chaotic Good

roll

FFFFFFFFFUCKKKKKKKKKK
>reroll

kek

lawful evil

roll

Rogue
>We're gonna make Killer Bee

YES

this

Nice
Rolling for Sage

im done

Drunken monk molester

lawful evil bard

barbarian

rolling for this

outlander

roll

sage background, nigger knows shit

class drunken monk

drunk bard jester

Bard jester molester

check em

warlock

ACOLYTE BACKGROUND
DEUS VULT

kek
watch this
BARABARIAN

>noone in this thread can get trips
fucks sake, rolling for Ranger

this

this goddamit
we wuz wizards n shieet

It shall be a bear

will never get trips, rolling for store clerk

god damn last try