Name me a anime I can show to my friends that won't end in them kicking my ass for being a weeb

Name me a anime I can show to my friends that won't end in them kicking my ass for being a weeb

boku no pico

Pokemon x and y

If they're niggers, Dragon Ball

White- Naruto, One Piece

Spic- Attack on Titan

spics and whites can be switched

Eiken Eikenbu yori Ai wo Komete

one punch man

this is factual information

JoJo's bizarre adventure : Stardust crusaders

Hokuto no ken

Beserk (The old one not the new one)

One punch man

this and anything from Watanabe. Only ones I've ever enjoyed

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Redline (dub) - movie

Black Lagoon (dub) - more like a mature western cartoon than anime

Hajime no Ippo (sub) - boxing. Nuff said.


More serious (read 'older') non-moe stuff
Ghost in the Shell
Jin Roh: the wolf brigade
Serial experiments Lain
Neon genesis evangelion

Cowboy Bebop

There white and black almost all of them are on the basketball or rugby team

Oh and the obvious,

Cowboy Bebop
Trigun

Redline

Death Note

Outlaw Star

Samurai Champloo all the way. Ninja swords for the whites, hip hop for the blacks.

One punch man
On Netflix in the original Japanese only but it's awesome

Attack on Titan
Also on Netflix but I think they have the English dub and Japanese super bloody but that ought not be a problem

Black lagoon
Not on Netflix but if you can find it in HD and streamable in the English dub you're set up for a good time

Afro Samurai, Mr Motherfucker with a sword

Rugby? Are you Australian m8?

Try something light like Boruto/Naruto and One Punch Man. Those are the only 2 anime I know that will catch your attention in the 1st episode.

Bible black

>The Boondocks

>One-Punch Man

You're Welcome.

What exactly do you have against the new Berserk?

Wicked City

For basketball, Slam Dunk is your go-to anime.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

>Kappa

Yosuga no sora

Bleach

Definitely black lagoon. Its dub is pretty top quality too.

>jojo
my boi

Cory in the House

Scooby doo

My nigga you should show them gurren lagann for the 1 fact that it is the most manly anime ever

Hellsing Ultimate. Action gorefest of vampires killing zombies and worse.

Fuck yeah Hellsing Ultimate.

Soul eater is pretty mainstream. Lots of kids have seen it off of toonami before it stopped airing.

Try some old shit like lain

Just watch it high

BOBOBO BO BOBOBO

Berserk

Beck (Mongolian chop squad)

Pokémon.

Have them watch the new Ghost in the Shell movie and when they're interested have them watch the old one

Naruto is great too

Gundam Thunderbolt

Kipper the dog. Kipper the dog is soothing

Afro samurai. Get on that shit.

Show them some normiefag anime

Like what fag

Cowboy bebop, like several people have said already. It's the gold standard for babby's first anime. Trigun, samurai champloo, anything from the good era of toonami.

Boku no Pico

just get better friends, or better yet don't have any and be a lone wolf

Dead meme is dead

Nah mate

And I don't think they have the attention span for that shit
Nah it's cool tbh I keep my weeb shit to myself

Girls und Panzer, because tanks are a good reason to watch anime

If you're such a weeb how come you can't think of a good anime yourself? Do you only watch faggot-tier stuff?

Gurren Lagann bitch.

Its made of Giant Robots and powered by MANLINESS!

'nough said

This guy.
Also watch:
Ultimate Gambler Kaiji
Monster
Anything by Tezuka

Death Note

any weebs know if there's a post apocalyptic anime like fallout etc.

Sword Art Online or Lucky Star if you really wanna go hard

Tokyo Zombie

code geass

Adventure Time

Erased. /thread

Kurozuka

Bakamorigari

Pull a fucking fast one and show them Silver Spoon.

They'll never expect a nice relaxing anime, and they might get captured by the story.

School live!

This
No unnecessary panty shots
No long monologues about why they're killing you
No strangely homoerotic uniforms
No lolis
It's anime style without the weeb weirdness everyone attaches to anime.

Aldnoah Zero was one of my favorites. When the seasons change, damn.

>good era of toonami
The only bad era was when it was canceled.

any anime you show them will end with them fucking your ass for being such a faggot

All these gore fest animes are gunna make them think all anime is murder porn.
Come on guys, think a bit before you shout out hellsing and jojo

Ghost stories.

I hate anime with a passion but after seeing a few clips of this on , I finally caved and loaded up the first episode on youtube. Within a couple days I had finished it, and goddamn was I satisfied.

Daily lives of high school boys

It's pretty much just a bunch of comedy mini episodes, pretty good.

YES THIS OP
Do this, it's perfect, short stories not a long series, comedic and not to "weebish"

la blue girl

this. its an Official sponsored Abridged show.

Spongebob my nigga

Sao: main character too edgy

This, it is basically a hilarious american comedy made on top of the animation of an awful japanese horror anime.

Panty and stocking could work, you could not tell them it's anime and if they end up liking it you can reveal to them that it was anime

Highschool of the dead

It's got big tits

One punch man, Rage of Bahamut, and Samurai Champloo are good bets.

does your name start with a J?

No?