Is he our guy?

Is he our guy?

EDP is everyone's guy

About 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck outta my dick so goddam hard that I can't even feel my left leg. My left leg has went totally numb, and my dick has also went totally numb.

This is our guy

More like /ourboy/

He makes $1k a month off Jewtube now and gets faggots to send him free shit. Good for him tbqh. His enrages always make me laugh.

is he a neet

I like when he gets so mad during a rant he just makes noises like "ohhwagumpf" And stares blankly at the camera

As a Cowboys fan I find it hard to find myself feeling sorry for him but he really needs to calm down before he has a heart attack.

>everyone hyping wentz like he's the next tom brady
>linemen gets suspended
>turns out wentz is shit without great pass protection
>delusional iggles revert to STILL blaming chip kelly for their failure
with a defense like the iggles got you should be a playoff lock with zero offense. looks like you were wrong about chip. niners are shit because all their players got injured and their #1 wr is a backup slot receiver punt returner. the only good thing about that team rn is chip.

who is this guy he always is in /nfl/ threads

Idk if he got a new job but he got fired from Walmart awhile back

What's funny is he was actually set to have a high paying sports analyst position but then he went on too many vulgar rants so they changed their mind lol

>fat
>uneducated
>asthmatic
>sperg
>no friends

Hmmmmm

>EDP
> critically analyzing anything

eatdatpussy445

atleast he has a gf

>Giving a guy named eatdatpussy445 a high paying sports analyst position

I think he was implying that those things qualify him as being "our guy"

>tfw been living in Philly for just over a year now
>tfw haven't ran into EDP yet

H-Hold me, bros!

he lives in cali im pretty sure

He lives in Bakersfield, Cali