Whats your secret /b? Hows life going? /b will be your shrink today

Whats your secret /b? Hows life going? /b will be your shrink today.

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been a stressful few weeks. looking forward to a vacation. falling back into depression I think but it's been an ok few months

I'm a 27 year old miserable alcoholic

y u depressed

I hear ya brotheranon

Are you a functioning alcoholic? Im addicted to kratom but if i didnt have that id probably be an alcoholic too

I'm so fucking tired of my local dealers, i've been like 2 weeks on trying to buy some hash on deep web xd

I am not 100% sure. overall life has been okay but my relationship has been rough the past week or so. I don't think we will break up but if things do not get better we will start heading down that road
I've dealt with depression off and on since I was in late middle school (8th grade or whatever)

No. In and out of detox, unemployed, can't afford my car. Have $4 in bank account

Why is it taking you so long to figure out how to use it? Make sure youre using a bridge and Tails man. Also possibly think about a VPN as well if youre in America.. with the new laws companies can sell your data and shit and if they see youre using Tor the cops will want to know. Starting December youll be put on a list by LE and itll be reasonable cause if youre using Tor.

Can you get benzos? Canada fag here

ahh i see. Im also kinda depressed rn but its all self-inflicted. I broke up with my gf but still talk to her as friends so that doesnt help. I hope everything works out between you and your girl.

>asks Sup Forums to get him benzos
Fucking kek.

Buy them online dude
reddit.com/r/darknetmarkets

things just got worse, saw shovel dog in other thread
now I'm going to go to bed with my dog
goodnight Sup Forums

I saw my 12 & 9yo nieces naked today, let them skinny dip in my hot tub.

I've got some percocet and don't know whether I should sell or take it
. Pic related

take it

Take it but take 75mg of diphenhydramine (benadryl) first

Just make a post and pay thru bit coin or..?

No, just read the guidelines and itll explain everything. Its too much for me to type out. How old are you?

i masturbated to pictures of my employee on Facebook. I feel dirty.

I was involved in heavily beating up a man who raped a friend of mine.
He died in hospital a few days later, neither of us have ever been caught.

what will that do?

make you sleep

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I have a lovely girlfriend for 4 years now. I love her so fucking much, can't imagine living with her. She cooks, has great body, great looking face, great sex. There is literally nothing I can complain about.

I am dying a little by knowing I will probably never fuck another women in my entire life

1 percocet probably isnt enough to make you feeling where you want to be. If you want the long explanation Diphenhydramine inhibits your CYP2D6 enzyme in your liver which potentiates the percocet. Your liver "accepts" more of the chemical without having you piss out everything your body didnt absorb. Google it. Type in "percocet potentiator"

living without her*

It's fucking 4am guys

I've been bisexual d
for a long time and I haven't told my dad what do b?

Damn good shit. When will you propose to her? And its all god. Youd have that feeling even if you fucked 20 girls before marrying her. Its all relative. Just dont ever entertain the thought.

Dying of liver failure. Makes me hands shake really bad and I vomit several times a day.

OP here. Im bisexual too.. idk why its relevant to my parents though.. unless they ask why tell them? You dont tell them what kind of porn you watch.

Maybe its different for me though cause i could never date a guy, only get fucked by one. Females are only datable for me.

Wife I'm divorcing is an abiding by a custody order. She's hell-bent on causing mayhem, I'm feeling self-righteous. I don't want to affect the children, but they are already being affected by her.

I'm just trying to control my temper.
>What do?

Thats too bad.. was it caused by something?

I'm 27 and still a virgin, never had a gf. I fantasize about the girl I like being with other men.

I suck at my job. Problem is, I'm 48 and have been doing it for 26 years. I worked for the same guy for 15 years, he liked me and kept getting me raises and promotions. Then he retired and within 6 months I got laid off. Got another job, barely lasted a year before they were going to fire me. I quit before they could, got a new job and I think I'm going to get fired on Monday. I've been there less than 2 years. I have a wife and 2 kids to support.

Will probably propose this year as I finally managed to move out from my parents and got a decent job. Now she's away for a month and I thought about going to a hooker. Not because I miss sex so much or she can't satisfy me, but it's just a great opportunity to try new pussy.

I'm actually feeling really good. It's prom day and I didn't go. Even if I wanted to, i would need someone to go with. Instead I just chilled at home and watched Netflix. All in all, my day was very enjoyable.

Ahh i see, well might wana seize it while you can

What's the job?

you made the right choice

Marketing

>Watch the movie "The Red Pill" on Amazon
>Understand that guys are the ones oppressed whenever in the court
>drown yourself in Jaeger because you realize there is no way to win a custody battle unless you can prove your wife is batshit and addicted to drugs
>Hope your lawyer comes in clutch

No but really watch The Red Pill on Amazon. Youll fell less alone in this situation. A big part of the movie is about your scenerio

My brother is in marketing and my uncle was too. Uncle got laid off and was never able to go back. He was in a bad place for years. Good luck man.

That's the problem mate. I want it so much, but at the same time I don't think it will be a good decision. Sex with a hooker will be probably worse than sex with my gf. If she will ever find out, I will probably kill myself. Also, the feel of guilt would be way too fucking big for me. Cheating on her would cause more harm than good. But as I said earlier, I feel like I won't experience my life to the fullest without having sex with other woman ever

Fuck.. please get some help user. I hope things get better.

Have you tried something else? I know it may sound like a shit advice to "Just change the job!", but seriously, consider some new, less stressful jobs. Since you are 48, your kids are probably adults by now. There are plenty of jobs which are less paid, but they are also less stressful and require less experience.

Yea i dont think its a good idea at all, but i didnt think my opinion wold matter. Like i said youre gonna have this battle when youre married regardless the amount of chicks youve fucked beforehand. Just dont fuck it up right now. You dont want to have to think twice everytime something comes up thatll remind you of it. You likely tell her everything and not being able to tell her that will cause a divide for you. She may not notice, but youll always have something lingering in tha back of your head telling you that you are shitty and she is not and that you dont deserve her; regardless if its true or not

All the time. Just don't know what. It's hard to just start over

I am not from america, I still can't find a page that I can trust :(, and i dont know where i can buy bitcoins and all that shit, i'm a noob fag on that kind oficina things :(

I just found this video and its extremely motivating. Thats my secret. youtube.com/watch?v=zz1FGRm2oCU

Bad genes basically. Never been a drinker or drug user.
There's no help to be had at this point, they outright told me I'm 100% fucked.

you dont buy it online with tor though.. DNM doesnt work like the regular internet. You gotta download Tor

nice

I think about you every day, Henry; I'm sorry that I wasn't able to do more for you. You should have said something before hand, maybe to say good bye or to put it off a day.

We were suppose to explore Marseille together, though. I'm sure we would have had fun bar hopping. But now that you're gone, how am I suppose to do d some of that exquisite Savon de Marseille?

You're parents, especially your mom, isn't doing well. And your dad is quietly depressed. But, for me, talking to your sister has helped. I promise to visit your grave site when I'm next in France.

I really wish you were still around. Love you, bro.

she was 13.

what? like mentally addicted. do u get like an opiate high?

I love my gf of 9 years but I want other pussy. I'm not attracted to her even though she is good looking

Yea mentally addicted. Its a very very light opiate. Its like caffeine is to adderall as Kratom is to vicodin. Its very light but gives me a little euphoric feeling throughout the day. If you ever plan on trying kratom dont buy it in headshops. Its complete shit and wont do a thing for you. Go to SocalHerbalRemedies and type in "speciosa" and youll see it come up.

thats gross. i can at least get the cp thing but when its family its a whole other level (especially if ur sibling feels comfortable enough to leave them alone w u)

how is that nice? op didnt get laid and theyre his family members

youre the 2nd person with this problem

thx for the advice. ive tried it but didnt like the reaction, but ive heard abt the opiate never had it confirmed tho

older man here. this is normal. we are not biologically made to be with people for too long. that is a cultural construct, so dont feel bad.

Its technically an opiate but its not from opium like all the others. It works on the same receptors in the brain which is why its considered an opiate.

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yea its a bummer. just ended it w my ex of 6 years had the same shit too, was not interested in fucking even tho shes good looking. better to be single except for the nights u cant find shit to do, life perks up pretty quickly

Yup I get that. Its either I get use to it and start looking at the good in the relationship or end it move out and try again at life. But it gets me thinking this will just be an endless cycle

I committed war crimes while on tour in Afghanistan 2013. 2nd Battalion, Mercian regiment.

had a 12 gf when 25.

My gf is solid 9/10, but I would still fuck even 5/10 only because it is a new person and not the one I've had sex with hundreds of times

Ya. We still fuck a lot but its just the same thing over and over

theres no such thing as a war crime. only a war awesome

+those filthy jawas deserve even worse. god damn savages

Pretty much. Either feel like a douche and cheat or stick with it and go crazy

never said i wanted to fuck them or anything. nothing wrong with appreciating beauty

i say bust out man. i wish i ended mine abt 2 years earlier and this is just me but i didnt cheat. i felt like i at least owed mine the decency not to bang someone else (also been cheater and cheatee, not cool either way)

I work with a brit officer rn at my regiment. Really awkward dude. Im in America.

>But it gets me thinking this will just be an endless cycle

its going to hurt A LOT, but you have to let go. you only live once and the more you wait the longer you are going to regret it.

You are not getting younger but... ultimately its up to you. Heed the call.

didnt hurt for me. was so over it. if ur at that point recognize the only actually difficult part is the final break up

I am fucking ascending to normiehod.***

Its painful as fuck. I am in a early relationshp with a girl and I genuinely like her. We have been dating for a few weeks, but anytime I try to make meaningful conversation with her I just have a mental meltdown.

I have no problem talking to anyone else because I dont have to filter myself. But when I talk with her I sudenly realize how much I have to loose. And I put on a filter that makes me freze up.

What do I do?

girl cheated on me a while back...still with her cuz shes my first GF, dunno what to do really. i still love her and i know she is sorry, she is the somewhat impulsive type. i know that she really relies on me sometimes also..as i do her...just dunno what to do. secret cuz no one else knows

I always laugh at jokes about people who peaked in high school. I'm pretty sure I'm one of those people who peaked in highschool. My life is a fucking wreck.

Life has stagnated. Need to get a college education but no drive. Need to get a job but no drive. I just sit and watch time pass, without dreams or ambition. What is one to do?

theres a surprising number of his who live normal lives... but we do un-extraordinary autistic everything at heart

I realized yesterday how much i have to filter myself around girls. After a while you wont have to. Shell grow on you and youll get used to eachother.. dont worryvThat feeling is natural and normal. Shes also filtering herself to you. Just give it time and when both of you are more comftorable youll say whatever comes to mind and wont think twice. Unless youre like me who laughs at videos of people dying and laughs at feminism than youre good.

Ya but if everything is going great in the relationship, how do you just end it

>i still love her and i know she is sorry
Cuck.
There is no excuse for cheating.. ever. She willingly rode another mans penis, that means she didn't really give a shit about you and instead was just being a whore.

You should leave her, never trust a girl who cheats.

>still with her cuz shes my first GF

she has no respect for you and will 99% do it again.

i suspect you are very young and inexperienced at life, so proceed as you want, but know this: women are ruthless individuals when it comes to mate selection. you are bottom of the list for her now.

u gotta break up man. besides im sure its gotta kill u 1) knowing uve been pseudo-cucked and 2) someone else got in there when it belonged to u. once a cheater always a cheater

I drug girls at bars because I find it much more challenging and thrilling than talking them out of their panties

u should never filter urself unless its a professional setting. best move i ever made was to constantly be myself whether around friends or women (only difference to remember is tthat women are fucking useless)

Hey man,

My first relationship lasted 7 PAINFUL years. We even broke up 5 years in, only for me to try and win her back to prove i could be a better man.
She wasn't worth it - the sex sucked, she got uglier every year, and i kept realizing how completely her-centric her entire world was.

AFTER finally leaving her and making the scary break, it was amazing to watch her life spiral as a result of the shitty choices she keeps making. Women a shit sometimes. Men too. People are often just kinda shit. Find the one whose shit you like putting up with rather than you put up with out of fear of the unknown.

Then when you get back out there, knock on every fucking door, fortune helps those who help themselves etc. Fucking do a MISSION, yeah its work but son thats how you get shit thats worth it rather than people who treat you like shit so you wind up at midnight on a cantonese rice counting forum complaining about it.

You are literally me...

How old are you mate? 18 here, turning 19 in June. I wanna go Uni because I literally have no fucking social life, and that's really my only hope at making new friends. All the ones I had from school I stopped talking to and literally have 0 friends right now. Need to apply for a course, but idk any that really interest me. The though of getting a job and wage slaving for the rest of my life is depressing since I've not even had a 'good' or 'social' life thus far.

Feeling very hopeless and suicidal as of late.

i can respect that

Break up with her man. Have some foresight. Do you plan on marrying this chick? Yes? Why? Youll always have this on your mind. If youre feeling like this now how can you expect it to get better? My ex is also the compulsive type. I realized she is not the person id want to have kids with. You wont listen to me when i say to ripe off the band aid and get it over with cause i didnt either when people told me to.

Itll end whether you like it or not if this is how you feel. Start preparing yourself mentally. When she fights it and tells you that she will change or reassures you that she wont cheat, etc you cant give in. Get it in your head now that you WILL go through with it no matter what the psychological manipulation she decides to throw at you.

I want to kill you.

I love her...I barely see her but when I do my day becomes happier..but the problem is that I don't know if she feels the same as I....she did felt something for me a long time ago but I was a fucking idiot and ignored her and I feel so fucking bad and im beginning to think that she flat out hates me for that...just thinking about it makes me wanna cry

Fucking do it faggot

I am sorry bro, but you can't just live it as it is. I am not telling you to dump her, but if she thinks that just saying "sorry" will solve the problem, then she will do it again, due to no consequences. You can always try to play on her feelings and pretend that you cheated on her as well or make a big scene out of it. Since you are telling this to us now, it's probably too late for your reaction anyway. All I am saying is, if you just let it go now, expect it to happen again in the nearest future

I've made the mistake of making myself the one thing holding 2 chicks i've been dating for the past several years together.
I've mostly been using them as sugar momma's cause they're in fairly lucrative positions while i do whatever i want all day and all i have to do for actual responsibilities are make delicious meals which i'd do anyway and fuck their brains out every night ontop of, again, being their only emotional pillar since they seem incapable of doing that themselves.
I've recently realized, call me an idiot, that they actually both seem to love me and aren't just clinging to me for security like emotional vampires and i actually feel like shit.
I want to end it but i'm 99.9999% sure they'd both go suicidal and i'd honestly feel like shit if that happened.

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