How much do you fags have in your retirement account? I've got over $400,000

How much do you fags have in your retirement account? I've got over $400,000.

$0 because I won't give my money to Jews.

There is like $100 in my change jar.

3.50$

>$562,000.00
>28 y/o
>own my own company
Hoping to retire by 30

Damn you monster

thats not enough to retire on...

this
i've got a bit over $500k in savings, and i'm nowhere near retirement
how exactly do you expect to retire on that?

like $7.5k

Between 401K, and a ROTH, about $150K. I have several life insurance guarantees I'll collect on of around $500K.

850k but i'm 57

wtf are you still doing coming to this shithole at 57?
i'm 31 and i can't believe i still come here

Selling my company, but more importantly what do you niggers intend on spending more than half a mill on?

I dunno, relaxes me before I go to sleep I guess. Also I learn things, like OP is a fag

He says he own a company and has 500k in saving.

We don't know how much his company worth and you make a shitload of interest on 500k

Lets say 10% /year of interest, you can live out of that w/o even touching you 500k

i don't own a home yet, so that's a big part of it
beyond that, even living a very modest lifestyle on 20k/year, that 500k will only last me 25 years
as you get older, you've got to consider costs for medical expenses, assisted living, etc, not to mention inflation making that money worth barely anything in 25 years anyway

I have a trust set aside for me, that my mother set up years ago. Basically, I am set for life on GBP. It includes a generous addendum for sauce dippies.

what's your company do?
i owned a business a few years ago, but i fucked it up and had to shut down to get a regular job
i might start another one someday, but it's pretty stressful

I'm really poor and will have a shitty job most likely so I'll probably an hero if i actually live long

That's my plan. I'm slowly distancing my self from my family, that way when I end it won't impact their life's very much.

>$562,000.00
>Hoping to retire by 30
how do you intend to do this?
im 28. after my dad died i sold all of his restaurants to some Persian and all i got was 7 mil after taxes. i cant even fucking live on that since i live in new york

30 years old and I don't have a penny to my name.
Living the dream.

US banks don't offer interest that high and in countries that do, the inflation makes the interest worthless.

don't fucking live in new york then
7 mil will go a long way if you don't spend it all on insanely overpriced real estate

I don't have a retirement account, I don't need one with my retirement plan but savings wise I'm set

Yeah no.

roughly 25k.

Sucks when your rent is 25k a year.
I also have about 17,000 worth of guns.

>retirement account
$0

At 28 wirh your own business he's not even done paying off loans, if he made thay much thay quick self made we would have heard about him

That's why you have insurance ..... or state healthcare

>we would have heard about him
only if he was a nigger or a woman

Aaaaaaand FBI watchlist

>17,000 worth of guns

I...what?

guns are legal in the US, true story

...

Why would he be on a watchlist? You can own as many guns as you want in America.

For real there's no way he'd make thay much thay quick unless most was inherited.

OP I hope your not talking about 401K or some government retirement account. In times of trouble that is the first thing they will wipe out. NEVER trust anyone with your money but YOU. Sometimes you may need to utilize a brokerage or some hedge fund in order to make gains.. but as for letting government take care of my money.. fuck no! Solid assets. That's your best bet. Go for businesses, real-estate etc etc.. then you can just liquidate at your own pace when your ready to retire.

I have two shotgun shells and my grandfathers old 12 gauge. I can retire whenever I want

insurance doesn't cover assisted living...
or many other expenses such as hearing aids, which run in the thousands of dollars

They're all legal. I just collect historic firearms that have since increased in value a lot.

Yeah they're legal, that doesn't matter. They keep records of people with large amounts of arms and ammo

I'm going to kill myself long before I reach retirement age, so I ain't saving shit.

I have all mine in bitcoin. Rock solid asset.

about $160k in investments
about $160k just sitting in checking

I had $550k once but I bought some things

someone doesnt know what planning and getting shit done looks like

That's not how it works in merica, you need like 10 mill to live comfortably

That's the spirit user!

you can also legally carry around as much cash as you want in america
that doesn't stop the government from seizing your cash until you can prove to them that you obtained it legally
just like the legality of owning firearms doesn't stop the government from putting you on a watchlist for owning a bunch of guns

Decent insurance does. And I'd kill myself before going into assisted living. I'm a professor technically and have 20 years and will be set for life in 10 if I wanted to.

I'm not too informed on bitcoin.. but cryptocurrency... ?? Sarcasm?? From what I understand until supply is capped and all are mined.. it will hold value... But timeframe? Idk explain?

>set for life
Everyone is set for life. We will all live until we die.

Funny hearing oldfags say this shit. Start a granny panties thread.

wtf are you talking about?
500k isn't much these days
there are tons of people who've made a million or several by age 30 by playing their cards right and getting a bit lucky
you've never heard of most of them

I was going to say civil forfeiture but you already know that

still kind of pissed they phased out bills bigger than $100 because sometimes you DO need to carry cash.

most I've carried at once was 33 1 oz. kruggerands, once to and once from the safety deposit box. most in cash I've carried is $10k

You'd stilll be paying your investors, you don't make thay much that quickly. Most businesses don't break even to net profit til 10 years of paying their seed money back. The only way is if you inherited a huge chunk of money or the business and still at 28 that's a long shot

>Banks
Why don't you go see a financial planner?

>are tons of people

yeah about... 1% of them

Not in a stale retail based economy

Uh yeah, that was sarcasm. Over a period of years I've had $4,000 worth of bitcoins. All lost between bitcoinica, mt gox and cryptsy. Rock solid asset.

>And I'd kill myself before going into assisted living.
well that definitely explains how you can retire so early
life is much cheaper before you have to deal with the costs of an aging body

Don't be a dumbass. Move somewhere cheap but accessible to modern services. Buy a nice, cozy affordable home and an affordable reliable car. Pay everything you owe, buy long lasting things you need, and chill for life.

did you buy anything good?

Mt plan is to live in poverty and abject squalor.

As in financially secure.... I have a killer salary and still live in a studio with my girlfriend and drive an old ford focus. In a few years I'll have a small home built on a nice chunk of land and still live frugally. The problem these days is people like to live outside their means or just need to keep buying the newest toys

550k not including IRAs I have in the UK

Retirement doesn't mean assisted living.... and my retirement plan covers it

I like the idea of Bitcoin but the problem is that when the "institutions" that deal in it aren't properly regulated... it seems like a shady fucking game. Meanwhile you've got a couple billionaires that are trying to control the remaining supply or some shit?? I would hope they know their shit..

This.

But what about highrise penthouses?? Cocaine?? Britney Spears?? Where is the glamour?

Bitcoin won't last

>people like to live outside their means or just need to keep buying the newest toys
Actually the economy depends on these idiots. If everyone became frugal the economy would be fucked. That said, I'm a frugal mofo.

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$350 in my 401k
and about 30k in liquid assets

The retail economy does which needs to begin to fail. Also these idiots were the cause of the housing collapse and next will be a massive crash from auto loans

so, how do I steal jew gold?

......
exactly my point
1% of adults in the usa equates to millions of people
you've never heard of most of them

Hey boys.

fulfilled a lifelong vehicle dream ~90k still own it still love it

paid my mortgage off, which actually backfired got stuck with a medium-high rental that cost me money year after year to finally sell at a huge loss

funded moving to tucson then denver

but mostly I've just used it to grease the wheels where I could, buy what I want - like a $2500 wacom which I use to doodle dicks for 4channers

it was inherited but I was already making 6 figures so it didn't change any big shit in my life just made things easier

>massive crash from auto loans
Seriously, I see people living in shit holes with a $40,000 truck sitting outside. And they are probably paying rent on that shit hole.

0 €
I'm retired btw

Sucking on that European Union teet?

Exacrly, no money down interest free loans, there will be a massive collapse considering how many more cars are out there compared to how many houses there were during thay collapse. People stretch so much just for a stupid car.

O look an American who doesn't understand it one bit

where i live, a non-shithole costs $350k minimum
when housing is so outrageously expensive, i can't fault people too much for giving up on a nice house in lieu of a nice vehicle

I'm 27 with early onset parkinsons, I don't need a retirement plan....

by which you mean sellers giving out bad loans bundling them and selling them on wallstreet which is actually what happened with housing and is what is happening with the auto industry?

>can't fault people too much for giving up on a nice house in lieu of a nice vehicle
Yeah I can actually.

Loans given out like candy to people who can't afford to pay them back...
Yes you absolutely can, they're retarded

and then bundled and sold on wallstreet, resold etc.

>dont' forget the important part

I got about 600k in the bank and a 12 inch dick and can bench 350 lbs and I browse Sup Forums all day.

I don't need any retirement account bacause I live in country where state functions pretty well and everybody get pension every month after they get retired.
I think Muricans just don't know the tru purpose of the state.

While I agree it's not a financially sound decision, my point is that somebody who wants a taste of luxury on a low income has no chance in getting said luxury in a home, so their only option is a vehicle.

Are you saying that this thread is nothing but a modern day dick measuring contest?

and don't forget how 0% loans fuck people who can actually save a buck. back when mortgage was 14% interest you could clear 9% on moderate investments, fuck you could get 5% just for shoving your shit in a savings account.

now savings is like 0.03% and I'm happy if my investments stay above 4%

it basically fucks anybody who doesn't live like an idiot with a $40,000 truck in the driveway

My dick may only be 9.5 inches, but I can bench 150 lbs with my erection.

Right on bro. But, you should still be a part of your family if their reasonable. They love you and can be the only people you have. At least cherish the moments you have.

You're missing the point of the sheer amount of these auto loans there are. Wall street messing with mortgages isn't what caused the collapse, it just made it worse

the true purpose of the state is to enact laws to benefit corporations
gtfo commie

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