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This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.

singles: Innocent german citizen, go through.
even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest.
odd dubs: Soviet spy!
trips: High-ranking official, go through.
88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through.
1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through.
quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs.
quints: None other but the Führer himself!

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Not a Russian I swear

Guten Tag, mein Kameraden.

I brought you some lovely flowers!

Wie gehts?

Das ich gud ja?

Juden!

I am a perfectly innocent German, Officers

just gonna move on through

We got 'im!

Yo

scum

...

Nig

kek, lets roll

POOOOOOOOOH TRIPS

...

OMG DUBS AND TRIPS

don't pay me no mind, just going over yonder

trips plz

JOIN KEKISTAN FIGHT THE SHILLS

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heil boys

Ah, guten tag fellow Germans.

NEIN NEIN NEIN

Just trying to see some traps

haha ja

just passin through comrade

Plz let me through I'm on my way to mein famiry

Sieg heil!

Just a German walking though

Duh hello

No sheckles in my pockets

JUST WALKIN THRU

Heil

Heil!

Guess who it is

Halt jüden!

Heil hitler

Totallly not a jew lover.

Guten tag mein dude

Halloooo

Die Juden!

Get them!

vell, vell, vat do vee have here?

...

im a totally normal citizen i swear

Guten Morgen Offiziere, du wirst sehen, ich habe nichts zu verbergen.

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coming through, faggots

To the oven!

Blonde hair blue eyes

Heil, mein Führer

Fool! Do you not know who I am?

Gute Arbeit, Männer.

...

ich bin ein berliner

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rollin rollin

I'm not a filthy kike at all my dear soldier

Rowl

I better be Hitler or im gonna kms

Please don't shoot I have Chrones

röllin

guten morgen meine brüder

Quads get

rolls

Gluten tag

Letz me paz

Nazis never go out of style.

der fuhrer

Don't do it.

Blacked

totally not a jew

heil hitler

im not bi

No hablo german

Fuck you nazi scum

666 American devil get

HEIL!

white man coming through

Guten tag

Fuhrer

Excuse me, right this way, sir! HEIL HITLER!

May i pass?

HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT!!!!

nigger

Gutentag, mein fellow nazis.

I'll just be on my way

heil

Pay no attention to the contence of my trench coat

Oi vey, another checkpost, at this rate the bagel shop isn't going to have any hot-I MEAN, UH, GUT TEN TAG, FELLOW PROUD EQUAL OF GERMAN DESCENT

y u stoppin me? i diddin du nuffin

Acht!

Hitler gang keep it hunna

I hear Zyklon works wonders for Chrones

nothing to see here

nothing to see here, lads

Regular german

Nothing to see here

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