Halt, stop scrolling. This is a border checkpoint. Show me your numbers.
singles: Innocent german citizen, go through. even dubs: Filthy jüdisch rat. You are under arrest. odd dubs: Soviet spy! trips: High-ranking official, go through. 88: Standartenführer or higher. Go through. 1488: Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler. Go through. quads: Herr Goebbels. Step aside, plebs. quints: None other but the Führer himself!
April 15, 2017 - 13:59
Guten Tag, mein Kameraden.
I brought you some lovely flowers!
April 15, 2017 - 14:09
I am a perfectly innocent German, Officers
April 15, 2017 - 14:12
just gonna move on through
April 15, 2017 - 14:13
don't pay me no mind, just going over yonder
April 15, 2017 - 14:14
JOIN KEKISTAN FIGHT THE SHILLS
discord.gg /7ZBqx3m
April 15, 2017 - 14:15
Ah, guten tag fellow Germans.
April 15, 2017 - 14:16
Just trying to see some traps
April 15, 2017 - 14:16
just passin through comrade
April 15, 2017 - 14:17
Plz let me through I'm on my way to mein famiry
April 15, 2017 - 14:17
Just a German walking though
April 15, 2017 - 14:17
No sheckles in my pockets
April 15, 2017 - 14:18
Totallly not a jew lover.
April 15, 2017 - 14:22
vell, vell, vat do vee have here?
April 15, 2017 - 14:24
im a totally normal citizen i swear
April 15, 2017 - 14:24
Guten Morgen Offiziere, du wirst sehen, ich habe nichts zu verbergen.
April 15, 2017 - 14:25
Fool! Do you not know who I am?
April 15, 2017 - 14:30
I'm not a filthy kike at all my dear soldier
April 15, 2017 - 14:40
I better be Hitler or im gonna kms
April 15, 2017 - 14:41
Please don't shoot I have Chrones
April 15, 2017 - 14:41
guten morgen meine brüder
April 15, 2017 - 14:42
Nazis never go out of style.
April 15, 2017 - 14:44
Excuse me, right this way, sir! HEIL HITLER!
April 15, 2017 - 14:52
HANDS UP, DON'T SHOOT!!!!
April 15, 2017 - 14:52
Gutentag, mein fellow nazis.
April 15, 2017 - 14:52
Pay no attention to the contence of my trench coat
April 15, 2017 - 14:52
Oi vey, another checkpost, at this rate the bagel shop isn't going to have any hot-I MEAN, UH, GUT TEN TAG, FELLOW PROUD EQUAL OF GERMAN DESCENT
April 15, 2017 - 14:52
y u stoppin me? i diddin du nuffin
April 15, 2017 - 14:53
Hitler gang keep it hunna
April 15, 2017 - 14:53
I hear Zyklon works wonders for Chrones
April 15, 2017 - 14:53
nothing to see here, lads
April 15, 2017 - 14:54