" Trust me, if I want to kick someone in the head, I know how to kick someone in the head and make him fall asleep...

>" Trust me, if I want to kick someone in the head, I know how to kick someone in the head and make him fall asleep. That is the only thing I have to say."

How many games will this semen slurping swede be suspended for?

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heem sleepy

why does this shitskin act like he's the alpha dog of swedish football?

pontuss jansson wrecked his shit as a teenager years ago

The internet spent the last 6 years sucking him off

yeah,I remember when he was at inter and people barely talked about him,the consensus was he was a good player but none of this gay ass ZLATAN IS GOD bullshit happened

marketing truly is a powerful tool,best example is this fucking nigger,absolute shit footballer who is well past it yet wycombe signed him for the publicity first and foremost

Used to play for my local team.
class guy and a pretty good striker for league 2.

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>Fat Boy
>Shirt has sponsorship from a food
O I'm LAFFIN'

>Fat

built like a fucking tank

>when he was at inter and people barely talked about him
When do you think 'Ibracadabra' meme start?

Will Zlatan fight in MMA after he retires from Man Utd?

What a madman

All the memes started at inter tho

>shitskin

he's bosnian croat probably whiter than your whole familia de gitanos puto rumano

Am I the only one that likes him? We need more cocky cunts in football imo

lol strange definition of white but its coming from a spic so I understand the confusion

>mfw 100% spic but over 6' tall, white af, blue eyed and hold a british passport

Burns your anus eh Nigel?

>Romanian gypsy calling Bosnian ubermensch shitskin

Is Pedophile FC really going to win the league?

Soccer is so fucking gay

throw some punches instead of kicks you pussies

>the weak should fear the strong

>not having self control and not striking anyone