>London, Texas
>Paris, Kentucky
>Moscow, Tennessee
>Cairo, Georgia
>Madrid, Iowa
London, Texas
All better than the originals especially Paris, Kentucky.
Literally nothing wrong with this
why the fuck isn't there a new Reykjavík you fucking amerilards
>Wilno, Minnesota
>Wilno, Ontario
hmm
Don't forget St.Petersburg Florida!
wew lad didn't know we reached that further into the north
>Can't afford a flight to Europe
>Go to London, Texas
>Go to Paris, Kentucky
>Go to Moscow, Tennessee
Very convenient I must say.
it's a beautiful city too
me on the right
Yeah, googled it, looks a nice area.
me on the back of the lady
got $3 mil? you can buy an entire town and name it whatever you like
DUDE
...
It will be a cold day in hell before I ever step foot there.
Mostly because I don't like hot weather.
Well, it's in Michigan, so it's not hard to experience a cold day.
Why don't they move Hell to Detroit? Wouldn't it be more fitting?
Detroiters are fucking delusional. Some of them unironically think they're "on their way up."
>London, Ontario
Frankfurt, Kentucky
Fucking, Austria
IOWA MENTIONED
I mean areas of the city might be as they get demolished and repurposed but the people sure aren't.
>Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Dildo, Newfoundland.
Don't forget about Paris, Texas home of the cowboy hat Effiel tower
Can't believe nobody mentioned this dump yet.
> Doesn't know about Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky