London, Texas

>London, Texas
>Paris, Kentucky
>Moscow, Tennessee
>Cairo, Georgia
>Madrid, Iowa

All better than the originals especially Paris, Kentucky.

Literally nothing wrong with this

why the fuck isn't there a new Reykjavík you fucking amerilards

>Wilno, Minnesota
>Wilno, Ontario
hmm

Don't forget St.Petersburg Florida!

wew lad didn't know we reached that further into the north

>Can't afford a flight to Europe
>Go to London, Texas
>Go to Paris, Kentucky
>Go to Moscow, Tennessee
Very convenient I must say.

it's a beautiful city too

me on the right

Yeah, googled it, looks a nice area.

me on the back of the lady

got $3 mil? you can buy an entire town and name it whatever you like

DUDE

...

It will be a cold day in hell before I ever step foot there.

Mostly because I don't like hot weather.

Well, it's in Michigan, so it's not hard to experience a cold day.

Why don't they move Hell to Detroit? Wouldn't it be more fitting?

Detroiters are fucking delusional. Some of them unironically think they're "on their way up."

>London, Ontario

Frankfurt, Kentucky

Fucking, Austria

IOWA MENTIONED

I mean areas of the city might be as they get demolished and repurposed but the people sure aren't.

>Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Dildo, Newfoundland.

Don't forget about Paris, Texas home of the cowboy hat Effiel tower

Can't believe nobody mentioned this dump yet.

> Doesn't know about Monkey’s Eyebrow, Kentucky