Waifu claiming thread

>Waifu claiming thread.

>Previous:
>Rules:
>>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>>Only one claim per user
>>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>>No oversexualised content
>>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>>Discussion is welcomed
>>Insults must be original
>>If you're posting images you're not lurking
D is almost always trash
>>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>>Most importantly, have fun!

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YouKnow
The temptation is real, you gotta fight it hard.
But god damn do some people really deserve it..

Firekeeper
Oh stop it you~~
Do you have any?
Nope, she works 4 to midnight. Though i suppose i could still make a nice Easter dinner for me and my stepdad... Well as long as it's chocolate~
I found that shard and have met those op as fuck pigs...
The lifegems right? Still waiting to get a decent weapon and armor...
Really now? Shit that'll help a lot.
Ha if i can even get enough souls before dying..
I stopped worrying about poise halfway through DS 1.
I've heard the durability is pretty much equivalent to wet cardboard.
Thank you, i really appreciate your help~
Such is the fate of a console peasant as myself...

Still here


and
Ehh. Never know.

Maybe you are without even knowing.

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Could have a greater meaning :P

Oh god DS2 ....

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my baby boy

People on thread sometimes do care enough about you to call you out for being an elitist.
Isn't that a sign of being popular?

>You should visit cowgirl
But I like this side of the wall

Infamy is still fame I guess.

Its probably no big deal

finished to this cute sketch of my waifu

>other people from here live in my state

How terrifying.

Wish I could punch them at least

Texas is full of this degeneracy.

Hello again

wow I thought I was the only person living in a state too

(Gasai)
Ah, I see. I was raised as Catholic, so I understand.
But you gotta admit, the chocolate bunny is tasty, american approach aside
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Nope, not really
Oh, that sucks... But hey, if it counts we're here for you. It's not much, but at least there's that~
Chocolate is yummy~
Armor is a meme too as far as I know, just get a fast weapon like a katana or the Falcion
Well, I'm afraid you heard right...
Anytime, love~
A sad fate it is...

What state?

i think you all do

Learn to copy and paste

Im a little meh on chocolate if it's not chocolate milk

Yeah but Texas is a huge state with a lot of people. Same goes with California.

Good evening, you are up late. When am I getting my hug?

Ha.

Arizona. Are you in the Phoenix area or Tucson? Nobody lives anywhere else.

Glad to know we can agree!
>You poplar.

Holstaurus a good citizen!
He also went to fire school not too long ago. Who knows?
If given the specific circumstances, he may end up saving your life without you even realizing.

Im always up around this time. You make it sound like I owe you one or something.

But people from Commiefornia are actively leaving Cali and moving to Texas.

GO BACK.

I really don't want to be poplar tho.

I live in Yuma, best city

HOLSTAUR IS FROM ARIZONA?
I though you were referring to me kek, because Arizona is considered western
Actually right now the two careers I'm looking at are firefighter or police because I can't do the military
Phoenix
>Well the suburb parts

>Literal whoville
I only stop there for the cracker barrel when I go to visit California

>Saber

I thought you were in phoenix? how do you even get to Yuma, going to California?

5 waifus from Arizona that im aware of

I don't know if these people are just this stupid at all times or if something magically changes in them once they step through the doors of a store... Alright i'm gonna head out now, discord for a bit?

Damn that's a shame, i guess you'll have to make do with tea then..
Yeah but oh well it happens. It certainly does count~
It is~ Do you prefer a lighter or darker chocolate? I like Dark better.
Alright i'll try to get one.
Such is life in Dark souls 2...
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A-at least 3 is better right? I'm gonna get comfy now, see you in discord~?

I'm pretty sure I told you that you are going to give me one eventually and like it unless it's the other Watamote poster in here.

They should go to North Dakota or something. Why are there two of you? I'm not even drunk.

Wow, you're like an AZ fairy or something. I've only passed through Yuma on the way to Cali like the other user. Like it?

Yeah, me too. Not really close enough to Phoenix to consider myself in it but close enough.

of course

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I'm pretty sure you are somebody I know based on your file names but I can't remember who. It is bothering me.

-1-2-3? I don't understand.

No I was the one you told that to. That wont happen.

It's an area code you moran.

I don't know why you would even come here at all tbh

ok I just checked the map, cali is closer than I thought, rip

Your waifu is unfamiliar to me but I see pink hair so welcome

We pass by it. Just the route we take
Small world

> bump

How mean. Don't think I will give up so easily though.

I was kind of guessing that but counting seemed like more fun. My cousin got married in San Antonio last summer.

I used to go sand duning with my family when I was younger and we always stopped in Yuma. It's also the way to San Diego. You plan on leaving when you are of age then, I take it?

What about this one? The regular poster of her doesn't seem to be around to guilt me right now.

How much of a weeb are you?

come see me next time uwu

I plan on moving to the UK one day

Ahh Louise, switched have we?

I haven't watched anime in months Nah

Its not mean. Mean is forcing yourself upon me

Why Would you move here?

> FM

Ah, well, to each their own I guess.
What's your favourite color?
Sure, see you there sweetie~

God image captchas are actually the worst. I might have to buy a pass if I make this a regular thing.

What's in it for me? Why the UK?

It's mostly out of respect for the other Louise poster who frequents these. Who do I know you as?

Lame. What do you do for fun?

You are going to willingly accept my embrace one day.

so mean ;-;
fm?

to live with my bf
wait this isnt regular louise? we have 2?

Purple

Yuno? I has and always been Yuno

What makes you say that?

I will probably be more active on Discord if you want to talk when I'm not posting or lurking.

I'm fairly new but at the same time really old.

How long have you had that folder?

Intuition or something.

Purple is nice
What DS is your favourite?

I mainly play vidya

Oh so its just your feelings?

Since I waifu'd yuno

That's a tough one... realistically I'd say Dark Souls.. Demon's comes very very close

FM cause i needed a identity, but my one and only waifu is taken and ah fair nuff

youtu.be/kyXFMTaKN6Q

I presume you're talking about the first one~
Ah, Demon's Souls. Still haven't beaten it, but I really love it. Kilij 4 life

You, me and just about everybody else. What's your favorite game right now?

It sounds kind of bad when you put it like that.. I don't really know you well enough to base it off of anything else.

That was the worst answer ever. Did you post her 4~ish years ago or is my dementia kicking in/am I thinking of somebody else?

Im sure it will change in a bit of time.

QOTT: Are you prepared for the coming Race War, A.K.A. WWIII?

Am I ever?

Fuck off shill.

It started okay but it was kind of downhill from there.

Perhaps. I have a habit of picking up and leaving on a whim.

I suppose, you could just put anything then cuz idk you

>YP
I'm always scared because Yuma has the YPG, one of the biggest military institutions in the world, I've been told we're a potential target for attacks
dont let louise bully you, unless you were the same guy posting lewds idk

nice to meet you then

There is a 100% chance of Targeted in Texas.

Ah. Well thats sucks.

Crescent Falchion~

Um /waifu/ started a year ago, if you're referring to the animu circlejerk, I went by Demon Lord

>Texas
Nigga we all armed to the teeth

I mostly play LoL but I don't have a general favorite game

That doesn't mean we don't have warheads aimed at us.

If anything, Being armed to the teeth would make me want to aim even more long distance weapons at you.

Well 1st day in this thread so im mainly gonna lurk and get accustomed
> FM

Those aren't shit compare to us

If anything I started feeling bad for bullying her too when I noticed the lewd guy one night and she politely asked me to stop. Nice to meet you too though I have tricked you into replying to me before. Filenames are a dead give away if you ever care enough to check them.

Ehh? If anything I'm doing you a favor.

>Demon Lord
That's what I was looking for. I haven't seen you in a long time.

>LoL
You poor soul. To be fair that game was my jam from beta up until about S4, I'm just a casual scrub now.

Nigga I will boomerang you

Why do you think that?

Ew LoL :^)

Who might you be?

I'll shoot ya down with me six shooter, cheeki lass

Man I'm glad Syndra is a trash tier midlaner again :^)

I usually don't pay attention that much to filenames but I should have still known considering how obvious her's are

so are you sticking to louise or uzi?
have fun

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Morning.

>not knowing the effective range of a boomerang or how its meant to be thrown

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Nice, that might also do~
Also, sorry so soon but I have to go to church with parents. Have a good day/night YouKnow!

B-because then you don't have to deal with me.

Originally I posted with Konata/Kon's folder with a !akuma trip he gave me and then I used Louise.

It's okay, I enjoy sowing the seeds of confusion and causing minor inconveniences. Do I have to stick to one? She will yell at me if she shows up and I am posting with Louise.

Would smash.

I like talking to you.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I didnt know you were actually Mako

Hello

some people are just like that, luckily when I was lurking/first claimed the og konata didnt seem to mind me

they're both cute, you'll probably get more flak for having 2 than louise just nagging you
welcome back cutie
Italians celebrate easter?

I'm not, just triggered
hello

These threads still exist?

Of course.

Hello.

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