Post weird shit you and your gf/bf/ex do

Post weird shit you and your gf/bf/ex do

>Pee in toilet together
>Pee on each other in the shower
>Literally strip naked, hug and gaze into each others eyes for an autistic amount of time
>Suck each others fingers too

my girlfriend hasn't met me yet, will get back to you when she has

Hetereosexual intercourse in the missionary position.

sick fuck

So you guys have a pissing fetish then?

Just in the bathroom or outdoors possibly. Not in the bed or anywhere that'd get messy.

Sometimes we have intercourse out of wedlock

wtf some of you guys are fucked

Yeah I'm just into hand holding myself

When my gf is on her period i smell her feet and jack my cock off. I cum on her soles or in her mouth

we take 2 copies of majoras mask. both games have a save file right before the moon falls.
once the cutscene starts, we stick the middle prong of the vibrating n64 controller in our assholes.
first one to cum has to eat it off of shitty controller.

sounds like a fun family party game

kek

Do you guys touch each other or just lay back?

More pee stories

sure

When she wants to pee on me in the shower she'l nonverbally communicate that with me and she'll get me in a tight hug. So we're just hugging in the shower while the water pours on us and I feel her relax, eventually feeling the warmth from her piss trail down my leg.

Occasionally if I have to piss and we're out in nature or something she'll ask if she can do it for me and she'll pull it out aim it while I pee. If she's feeling cheeky she'll whip it around lol

please tell me you got pics

No lol, it's not like a fetish that's sexual. It's more the intimacy of it. I can ask if she'd be down for pics though.

We masturbate together while my gf sends nudes to guys or cams with them on omegle

Pics of her feet?

pics?

I pin my girlfriend down and she tries to fight me off but she's not strong enough.
Eventually, I clamp my lips around her nose, creating a tight seal and blow hard.
This forces air down her throat and and makes her soft palate vibrate, kind of like she's snoring.
She hates this

why not rape her

I usually do this after sex

so you mean to say you're a cuck

please ask :p

kek; the exploits of respiratory anatomy.

degenerate

Clearly, but well, fuck you, what are you doing here?

What went wrong in your childhood for you to have turned out like this? It feels like there's a guy like you in every thread. You can't post a picture or even talk about a girl without "huhurr picss of her feet?"

I've got news for you: feet are not hot. They are for walking on. That's it. There is literally no connection between sex and feet, unless you've been subjected to some form of sandal-based sexual abuse as a child.
Did you uncle sneak into your nursery and slide shoe laces up your ass? Did a priest make you take holy communion with a flip-flop taped to your dick? Were you butt-raped by a lumberjack in front of his collection of Timbs?

Just fucking pull yourself together.

>your gf/bf/ex

More like what went wrong with Canada that you faggots won't shut the fuck up about "Timbs". Cringe as fuck.

OP I love you. I thought my gf and I were the only ones who peed on each other

Go back to sleep faggot. No-one asked you. I'm not even from Canada

When my wide does something that upsets me .. we have a rule.. i get to fuck her hard doggy style.. and cum where ever i want. You'd be surprised how many places there are to cum.. u p her nostril.. in her ear... recently my favourite has been in her hair.. she really doesn't like that one hehe

ex would watch videos of girls getting fucked by dogs while i fucked her doggy style. when i came she told me to stay in her until i went soft and fell out.

dumb hoserposter

Fucking kek, god damn flip-flop

>Literally strip naked, hug and gaze into each others eyes for an autistic amount of time

this is not weird. at least for us.

My girlfriend met me but decided to date others instead. Now I do drugs.

Sounds really nice, missing on that kind of intimacy makes one feel inhuman.

>have argument
>I kind of start winning
>she brings up some completely unrelated crap I did some other time that she thought was somehow a horrible thing to do
>she goes on about this shit endlessly
>I start longing for the sweet embrace of death

I married her sister.

We're in a daddy/dl/Abdl type thing so basically everything we do is fucking weird by most standards. He likes pee a lot so I'm trying to get more into it. The shower thing sounds like a good start tho

All things in this thread sound cool. Wish I could enjoy being around humans so I could experience stuff like that myself