It's happening

It's happening.
Just got this text from my Brother stationed in South Korea

Nothing on the news yet.

can you proof the date?

You realize there are web apps that will make it look like a real text message, right? You don't have to do these shitty MS Paint jobs. You didn't even try to line up the text.

Worst baid ever

Fake as fuck, shame on you OP

Oh shit. Keep us updated if you can. Hope he stays safe. As exciting as happenings may be, I'd rather not have shit go down the drain.
Also, what the fuck is that profile picture?

As if to suggest that this guy would be so chatty and verbose right after "an alert" and would first start out with "Hey Brah..." and follow that up with "fuck me..." as if to build up suspense.

Fuck you, OP.

As someone stationed in South Korea, nice try buddy.

Also, not even joking we'd be some of the last people to know bombs were going off. Half the time no one tells us shits getting launched until we see it on the news.

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How shitty is it to live near a psycho in a place just trying to chill? Like are you legit scared or have you accepted your fate?

If it's not nuclear stuff we don't give a fuck

Korea is pretty awesome, and no one takes the DPRK seriously.

why the fuck would trump bomb south korea?

fuck off orange subhuman

But, you guys are literally right in the danger zone. You don't live day to day even a little nervous? Like he may just have a look at his tiny dick and shirty nukes and just decide to push you around?

Shopped as fuck, text allignment is WAY off.

Nope. not a single bit. And I don't see why I would be.

Never said i live on Korea nor usa

Because he has nukes.

Literally every decently sized country has nukes. So what? He is filled with idle threats and there's no reason to be scared of them.

Faux and homosex

Have you heard of the story of the boy who cried wolf?

Oh god people really are this gullible

Bullshit. I live in Busan. Nothing is happening.

need proof
send me your Busan

Bullshit. I live in Pyongyang nextdoor to our glorious leader.

I have a feeling that China may pull of the ultimate Backstab. No way they are all of a sudden fine with Trumps bullshit. Or they see how crazy he is and are just gonna deal.

Not yet, nuke is coming for you, say goodbye

Bullshit North Korea don't have computers

fuck off OP

Nobody needs to worry about China unless they are attacked. China is playing the long game. They are not waging war with armies and nukes, they are waging war with their checkbooks.

North Korea make best computer. Check news. North Korea, best Korea.

Those closest to Kim Jong-Un do

Shooped?

What the fuck does that even mean?

Sage goes in all fields.

My friend has an opinion. (Liberal faggot) are they so completely brainwashed that some survivors would think we did wrong? Are they that good?

What're you talking about, be specific

Does most of the country actually believe in him and are the rest just scared? Like truly believe he is capable of anything at all.

DEX CHECK 'EM

You need to check them trips, fool.

Guys my dad works for Nintendo and he says he saw a bomber fly over and the pilot leant out the window and gave a thumbs up then mimed dropping the H bomb its real you guys

That's a hard one, the North Korean people are definitely brainwashed, of course it won't be 100% and there must be some freethinkers there, the NK people are indoctrinated with the idea that the USA can attack at any moment, and they're evil and conquered the world, NK is the only brave country with a supreme leader that resist, so every military exercise and a B52 does a flyover it confirms the NK narrative

There's no trips there idiot

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CHECH EM BROH

>CBERN
faggot, it's CBRN. 74D, aka me. No such thing has happened.

Samefag or 4 seperate retards.

Previously, before your fake dubs. Idiot.

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Holy shit. Its on now guys.

why U have sperm/egg embalm fag?

Wonder if there's a stuxnet 2.0 involved in the failed missile test

2.0? Its been years... and there have been other worm style attacks.... namedropping faggot nice try

Not namedropping just talking idiot. I just wanna know the secrets. Are missiles sabotaged and crashed with cybershit

Takes 2.0 literally, autism detected

plz

Its just as if someone wanted to seem up on things after a terror attack and was like "I wonder if it was a Jackle like character behind it"

It's just like when you got raped by your dad and you can just only think of your uncle

Lmao that's legit the shittiest shop I've ever seen. Best thing is that you niggers are actually falling for it.

You are factually incorrect. Most countries do not have nukes.

Nothing ever happens in Busan mate

Be a bit informed please

He wouldn't be sending you a message right after it happened if he was stationed there. OPSEC. I'm glad you fake having a brother on a fake messenger app, though, faker.

fag

You guys are all retarded as fuck, this post is obviously %100 real. I for one am going to prepare for war by saving as many Pepe's as I can and by also stockpiling chicken tendies