Why does it seem like tje majority of soccer players are handsome

Why does it seem like tje majority of soccer players are handsome

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They don't hide behind helmets

Most football players are European and South American. Those ethnic groups tend to be better looking than North Americans, if you exclude British people.

Low bodyfat

And most footballer diet really well so are much healthier than average person

and they're white

Mediterranean people are just generally good looking

kek

You haven't met Bolivians and Peruvians then

Mediterranean people look better on average than Anglos

And low body fat is a requirement to play, much more than in american sports

I don't know what you're talking about

Daddy as fuck

his eyes are 10/10, 8/10 the rest of the face

Cause the best players have southern european genes

Do you even Ronaldinho Gaucho?

maybe if he fixed his horse teeth

>congolombians bum donkeys
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he did, like 2 or 3 years ago

Ronaldinho looks like a very friendly transgender woman / horse. He's adorable

>fit
>good diet
>enough money to pay people to tell them how to get the most out of their looks

his hairline is utterly impressive. but those ears weird me out a little

white american males on average are way more handsome, way more, than europeans

just looking thruogh social threads, looking on some youtube channels with

For every Ramos and Torres there are a dozen Godins, Costas, and Juanfrans.

>implying Juanfran is ugly

Why are Russians so ugly?

The majority of good football players come from Italy, Spain, or France, all of this countries are known for their beautiful men.

>the two only southern europeans with bright eyes already posted
nice delusion faggot

Why do females prefer football/"soccer" players over other athletes?

Let's ask science....

>This isn’t your average love affair with the athlete of the moment. It’s a full fledged crush. Americans have searched “hottest soccer players” more in the past 12 months than they have searched for “hottest football players,” even though the viewership for American football dwarfs that of soccer.
>So why are American women swooning over soccer players more than athletes in sports that are more popular in this country? TIME asked evolutionary biologists, psychologists and sports medicine experts to weigh in.
>Postma conducted a study in which he asked subjects to rate the attractiveness of the faces of various cyclists, and found that people rated the cyclists with highest endurance most attractive. This is good news for soccer players, who are not only strong but must cultivate endurance in order to survive games: soccer players run an average of seven miles per game, compared to the 2.5 run by basketball players and 1.2 run by receivers and cornerbacks in football (players in other positions run significantly less). “I think that unlike basketball and football players, soccer players might have the ideal combination of strength and endurance,” says Postma.
>Our evolutionary biology then dictates what our culture sees as the ideal male form. “[The soccer player’s body] is probably a little closer to the average person’s mental image of what beauty looks like,” says Dr. David Geier, a sports medicine expert and orthopedic surgeon. “When you look at ancient Greek and Roman sculptures of the ideal person, they look more like what soccer players are. They’re pretty regularly proportioned: they don’t have huge upper bodies and small lower bodies, or vice versa.”

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>majority of good football players come from Italy, Spain, or France

Sup, faggot.

Why do Americans love watching their wives getting fucked by Niggers so much?

it's not only about the eyes my fish breath friend

>t. ivan germanov

he's right, russian men are generally speaking quite ugly

your women are top-tier tho

>being this butthurt

always knew divegrass was gay but wtf this is a >>/lgbt/ type thread

>t. subhuman cockroach

My apologies, I was just talking about Europe only.

you can prep the bulls in the nfl thread, why are you here

not one really handsome player there

>having this much of a cuck fetish for your colonizers

pathetic

nope, I'm as german as one can be, ivan

funfact: my brother's gf is russian
she's a legit 8/10

is this (You)

nope. I don't want to pound a hack

Kek compare the Italian and Spanish national teams with the German one, for example. The differences are quite noticeable.

Forgot pic

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i'm not a gay to be able to really judge this, but IMO our team is more handsome, höwedes alone seems more handsome than any player on spain's team

are you a homo btw?
isn't that one of the many reasons you can get killed in el salvador?

>tfw you will never be this handsome....

My all-time favorite.

But you have that nigger, sandnigger and turkroach soiling your gene pool.

>isn't that one of the many reasons you can get killed in el salvador?

Nah we aren't muslims like Germans

Kek there is not a single handsome man in that German national team pic

Maybe the goalkeeper, but besides him, yeah, no one.

i'm only judging the proper germans on the team obviously (plus mustafi, because he just looks too aryan to ignore)

and yet somehow you still manage to unironically have the highest murder rates in the world

Accept it, Hans, you all are hideous

Mats Hummels is my Husbando

>Gangsters killing gangsters

It's nice desu

Pirlo is pretty ugly desu, the beard makes him look 10× better.

>The only handsome German player looks nothing like a stereotypical German

Really makes you think

He's a true musketeer.

>You will never look like Ramsey

Why even live, bros?

nice try

>white males
>discussing which football team has the best looking team
>everyone here has a preference for white men
>actually having a preference
>B-But I'm not gay

Y'all people are gay lol

Having a well defined jaw line and cheek bones is very attractive and considering how much cardio these guys do they all have it, except Mario Götze of course. Also they have very strict diets and don't go out every weekend and consume large amounts of alcohol like most normal folk helps a lot too.

That is not a handsome man, please go back to your facebook containment page

looks more kebab than anything

would let him rape me desu

That's definitely not how the average Dutch looks like

how can other nations compete

jimmy bullard disagrees with you

she was a leftist activist, so she knew the risks

>american education

funfact: i'm dark haired as well and yet 100% ethnic german

funfact #2: so were most of the nazi leadership back in the day

But Navas and Marchiso are representative?

Just tell me your secret la

Bit harsh comparing him to Ian Dowie

>no pique

I'm actually being legit.

He looks more like a light skinned Turk.

Scousers aren't English

In average there is a lot more handsome football players from Southern Europe than from the other parts of Europe. That's my point.

How does one obtain a chin like this?

he doesn't look anything like a turk, not even close

he may look a bit southern french or italian, but a lot of people do, especially in southern germany and switzerland

>americans in charge of judging phenotype
You mutts really are beyond help at this point.

That's what you call a chin. THAT is a chin.

Ah okay, my mistake.

Good looking dude nonetheless.

For what its work i always assumed he was part turk

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apparently its because you are american

You can't have a more german/nordic sounding name than "Mats Hummels".

That's child's play m8

his father's name is hermann hummels, so you can

I thought that, too, I know Germans can get pretty dark but that hair and nose scream ME blood to me. But If Ballack can be considered a German then I guess he could, too

I knew Hummels was German but had no idea about Mats.

I had assumed his mother was Turkish or something along those lines.

I'm sorry if I offended you or came across as ignorant.

step aside everyone

We are the best looking nation

To be fair, he can pass as someone from southern europe though. I always thought he looks a little bit italian.

modric.jpeg (game over)

This guy and Llorente are a e s t h e t i c as fuck

This thread needs more totti

the latent homoeroticism is my 2nd favorite thing about association football. It's nice to see /lgsp/ is thriving despite sports being a place where fags go to die

I can see that.

sup ladies

Y'know, it has also been said that a disproportionate amount of homosexual men are notably attractive. I think we're on to something here.

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Roman statue tier

>wayne-rooney-haircut-meme-2.jpg

really gets the nog on a jog

too much femiinine features in population, which works good on women and bad on men

this beret looks like emo/goth boy's hairstyle