Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Female or Male?

Male of course.

Are you fit, and what's your dick size?

I'm averagely fit (pic related). My dick size is 16 cm when erect.

ur hot lol I'd have sex with u but unfortunately I dont think u're a homo

Mine's 10 cm when erect. And I'm averagely fit as well. I'm 6'4 though, so Ive got that going for me. Also the reason why I don't think dicksize is related to height.

I'm not. Sorry bro.

Was there ever the hypothesis that dicksize is related to height?

Ever thought about going with a prostitute?

Post that pick on Craigslist comb through the dudes and I bet you'll find a girl to fuck

So what's your story? Too much porn? Never leaving the house? Too beta to be able to talk to girls normally even when you get the chance?

Yes. But I have moral objections when it comes to cheap prostitutes and I am too poor for an escort.

I used to have a pic like that on Tinder. Didn't help at all.

>Too beta to be able to talk to girls normally even when you get the chance?

This.

Craigslist is not tinder. On craigslist you are going to post asking for sex

Wanna learn how to talk to girls?

Go clubbing, go outside, go to a bar. People become easier to talk to when they're drunk. (NO, don't fuck a drunk-out-of-their-mind chick, that's not cool)

Straight up go out during the weekends. You don't have to drink anything to have a good time.

>Go clubbing, go outside, go to a bar. People become easier to talk to when they're drunk.

That's true. But I don't become less retarded when drunk.

>You don't have to drink anything to have a good time.

I do bro, I do.

So how often do you get the chance? Read some books on self improvement, psychology and shit.

One part of the reason you're as messed up as I was years ago is because of all the bullshit you've learned, mostly unconsciously. You need to get rid of all those fucked up believes and habitual behaviors, become more present and self aware while also stopping to beat yourself up over everything and always focussing on not messing things up. Cause that's how you mess up.

The other part is just practice. The more you spend time around people the more your social skills improve and the more comfortable you get. But you really need to combine this with learning how to do things the right or a better way, otherwise you'll just end up doing what everyone else around you is doing, which really isn't that great either.

Dude find any large woman make friends get booty. It's all pink inside

>just go out and meet lots of grills

>So how often do you get the chance?

What do you define as chance?

The opportunity to interact with girls and other people. You might just as well be a shut in who never leaves the house for all I know, which would make it difficult to get any practice. But you could still focus on the other stuff and unfuck your brain.

OP here. Nothing of that ever happened to me.

OP here. No, I had lots of opportunities to interact with women.

try tinder
that pic of you is enough to get them cum dumpsters rolling in.
Nothing to lose, you're behind a screen. You won't even hook up with anyone until you talk to them but thats easy too, just make shit up, be yourself, you're behind a screen remember?
some chicks just want sex and sometimes even mention it in the bio so swipe right on those. If you never want to see them again, don't give them any contact info or delete the app. Simple. No need to be nervous either, if she comes over to fuck then its like getting a hooker but for free, so just slide it in even if you cum within seconds at least you'll have that. Then just let that bitch go, its not like you're gonna see her again (unless you swiped in your local area, then be careful)

>try tinder
>that pic of you is enough to get them cum dumpsters rolling in.

see . Women were not impressed.

36 female. Based on that picture, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat. If you're not comfortable clubbing or tindering, get yourself a hobby that puts you in contact with whichever gender floats your boat.

Swimming, yoga, treasure hunting, film clubs. Or come to London and I'll fuck you.

did that pic have a face in it unlike the one you posted here? I can't just imagine what you look like, u a butterface? if so it might be it, try posting the pic without face and another with just your face from an angle that makes you look good. Might use some trickery to get laid but hey, its not like the girls are honest either with their make up and angled pics with filters

OP here. My hobbies are climbing/bouldering, running, cycling, cooking, reading. Currently doing a yoga course. Unfortunately, being around people doesn't make you more socially attractive. And women are unfortunately not superficial enough to just fuck me because of my body.

BS; I'd fuck you because of your body. Plenty of other women would too. If the issue is you can't talk to women, that's simply a case of practice or finding others who are similarly introvert. Plenty of those around too.

Try Craigslist.

Didn't have a face in it. Face pic is attached though. I would say I am average looking. Plain 5/10

Jesus, I don't know why you're not getting it. I'd be very happy if my husband - same age as you - was half as well put together. Where are you from?

tbh if you posted on craigslist with the bodypic and openly admitted your situation, some, if not many girls would hit you up just to experience taking the virginity from a grown up man

it didn't? well girls are incredibly picky on tinder so they want every pic of you to be clear and show them how hot you are, if you hide something they will get suspicious and won't swipe.
was the face pic good quality? right angle and that? lighting can make an incredible difference. Just try to 'sell yourself', don't just add pics because you have to. Make sure their your best. Most people look better irl so if you were to meet up then she'd like you anyway.

>Where are you from?

Germany.

I might try that. But I don't even know if people use craigslist in Germany.

Photos were not professional and pretty random actually.

If you're ever in London, and you'd fuck a married woman, give me some deets

Easy 8/10 man just get out there and you'll be fine as long as you're not a spaghetti boy

What does that mean?

You look good and all, but that doesn't mean you're not an awkward as fuck homotron

OP here. I am a walking pasta dispenser.

bump

Here's the thing.

You have to talk to women. You have to actually initiate conversation. I'm a dude, but if any person I know just starts talking to me, I'm fine with that. It can be about anything, something funny that happened to them, how they're enjoying themselves, what they think about tonight out (is it crowded, have they been dancing, etc), I would never think it's "weird" if anyone spoke normally to me.

So that's the key right there. I'm sure you know some people, have some friends to go out with, or maybe even alone. Just go out, if you find someone you like, grow a pair and start a conversation.

3% of times women will be the conversation starter if you're REALLY hot, even if they don't know you.

But YOU have to start conversations. You also have to accept denial.

Be happy that you've got a decently big dick, that's gonna be a very big plug..... if you ever you know, talk to women at all. ever.


No seriously, I'm not kidding, go to places with others and women and what not, and actually be social, start conversations, I know it's hard, but it's much easier if you do it a few times. The first 2-3 times are the worst, but after that talking to people is usually not a problem.


START. CONVERSATIONS. And if you are SO hopeless that you CAN'T converse normally, just be PART of conversations. Sit around conversations, say what you think in a normal way, just practice, you know?

Starting conversations is easy. A simple "Hi" is enough. The problem is keeping conversations going. I don't have any funny stories to tell, I am neither funny, nor eloquent, witty or charming.

hey. I want to ask why?

Why haven't you been like Elliot Rodger and killed people yet???

Cuz he dont talk 2 people wen he gets da chans
an he dont talk enough to people 2 know how 2 talk 2 people

Well I think unlike Elliot Rodger he realizes that your own problems are usually not every other person in the entire world's fault, it's usually their own fault.

The second one.

True.

C'mon faggots.

does anyone have tips on how to keep conversations going? same problem here

Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?

I'd fuck you

Thanks bro.

What's your occupation?

Bc everyone pretends to want a nice guy. So i put nice guy photos on it and fucked a bitch yesterday. Tinder is great fun, fucking easy.

Supermarket clerk atm. Molecular biologist by training.

Dubs I an hero

Rerolling, I'm done anyway

What the fuck does that even mean?

>Molecular biologist by training.

I'm going to assume the job search for that didn't go well. If you were you would be drowning in pussy. And don't have any moral objections to cheap whores. Better than nothing.

Bump for interest, do it faggot

Install Tinder - > ? - > fuck bitches

Man go to Spain with your face in tinder or go to a nightclub, you will get laid in less than a week

Not OP but I don't have a car or a job which why I hesitate with Tinder. But would swipe right for any bitch if they're just dtf without a relationship.

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Yeah. The ? is what I am interested in.

I was in Benidorm half a decade ago. Not a chance.

pic of dick?

And mein Deutsch freund, prostitution is legal in Germany I believe. You have actual brothels. No excuse to be a fucking virgin if you have a job and don't waste money on things.

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Bait

Dude you must be like a complete wreck when it comes to interaction with chicks. Everything physical you have nailed, what's a typical conversation with a chick like for you?

And what kind of job do you have? Most of my hookups and relationships came from classmates or co coworkers.

why is that a .gif

I fucking wish it was.

>Dude you must be like a complete wreck when it comes to interaction with chicks. Everything physical you have nailed, what's a typical conversation with a chick like for you?

Introducing myself, asking her questions about her interests and shit, getting asked shit about myself, awkward silence after 5 - 10 minutes.

>And what kind of job do you have? Most of my hookups and relationships came from classmates or co coworkers.

Currently working in a supermarket while trying to find a job with my degree.

Beats me.

hard?

Are you funny? Do you come on too strong?

Try to talk about things other than her and yourself. I feel like my best conversations are just making them laugh and talking about things around, the environment

you r depressing me.
Dont be ashame of failing

>Are you funny?

Big no.

How many empires have you toppled with your newfound wizard powers?

Daaaaamn thats a killer man, I'm not super attractive but I do decent enough with chicks cause I have a good sense of humor. Your pretty attractive so even a few chuckles and you should be good.

I still don't understand how this happens thanks for giving me 10+ years of realizing im not the social retard

There aren't any left. Unfortunately.

I like fucking Jordan Schlansky.

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You're welcome.

You like jordan, or you are like jordan?

I'm like him. Sorry about that.

Where do you find yourself on the political compass?

Liberal left.

Why're u still alive?

Physiological homeostasis mainly.

Got friends?

Nope.

I'm actually dumbfounded OP, you look very good for your age in these pictures, and you sound like a very honest and down to earth guy... I just want you to get laid. :(

KEK OP is me. How close have you come to forsaking the ways of magic user?

Looks simply don't matter that much.

OP are you in London. I will be your alphaneetwingman. You can pick up my sloppy seconds

Jokes on you m8 looks are everything to most people.
>>girl who thought I was the perfect partner ditched me after 5 years because she had a certain image in her head of mr perfect

Not in London. But thanks.

Did your looks change?

Kek no I actually got fitter and she was impressed with my dick.
She had an idea of someone who was 3 inches taller with a cool 420 friendly hippy look.
literally shittiest breakup of my existence. Destroyed my faith in humanity.

So why did she date you in the first place?

Because we got on like a house on fire, were good for each other, were on the same wavelength as people and sexually and became closer than best friends
Like I said only looks matter.

how many fedoras do you own?

Obviously not.

1. And orange one they gave out in the Netherlands when I was there. Was a royal wedding or something.

consige unas putas OP