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Liam Mitchell
first for kim kelly>fenriz
Logan Diaz
First for Sodom
Gavin Jenkins
I love metal
Jaxon Wood
Fourth for Kim Kelly's mutant crab hand
Angel Jackson
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Brody Foster
Has anyone ever sold out as badly as George Lynch did in the late '90s?
Jacob Cox
I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.
It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.
Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.
Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*
Camden Wood
Penis in butt LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isaac Johnson
xth for vargs armpit and pubes
Jacob Williams
>tfw you want to kvlt but you live in redneck country
Evan Wright
your choices are sludge or pantera
Thomas Morgan
Are Behemoth nu-male or nu-male repellent?
Logan Powell
can someone post that video of hhh whispering while naked
Ethan Garcia
If i was where u are id just get into pantera and lamb of god. Im an ausfag though so i got better bm than you.
Thomas Miller
wrong-o boy-o
Nathan Smith
nu-male attractant
Bentley Gray
Entry level. Interpret that how you please
Jordan Cruz
This general's memes have just gotten worse and worse. I really miss Bjorn "Speed" Strid posting instead of just memeing albums and nu male shit.
Nathan Flores
ill listen to your album later sweetie
Jason Peterson
Remember me?
Wyatt Rogers
youtube.com
I unironically like this
Nathaniel Nelson
dying fetus - wrong one to fuck with
Brody Wright
(that's not me btw)
(they're a good band though)
(and don't call me sweetie)
Zachary Williams
>Entry level = nu-male meme
I can't really see nu-males enjoying bands like Behemoth or Belphegor, even if they are entry level
Jordan Collins
post shitty OC
also anyone have that Ebu Gogo Penguin Classics meme?
Zachary Cooper
>Bjorn "Speed Strid
Holy fuck that was a good meme
Brandon Bennett
Brayden Peterson
How metal is a collective march on Jerusalem?
>tfw there is very little Templar regalia amidst blood & guts.
Could be the Jews.
Could be the catholics.
Blake Thomas
That meme was garbage, as bad as Sodomposting
Anthony Taylor
This is the ideal thrash album. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance sounds like
Nicholas Lopez
I looked on both google & Bing
Joseph Roberts
What are your favorite nu-metal songs?
youtube.com
Adam Evans
>implying
Jaxson Rodriguez
In the realms of black metal, no album holds as much hushed reverence as Ulver's debut, henceforth known as Bergtatt.
Which sounds like a nice enough introductory sentence, if it were true. The reality is that this album has been basking in undeserved praise from philistine metal aficionados, who have mistaken it for some form of high art. What truly defines this beast is the aesthetic of black metal made palatable by interspersing it with easy listening music, e.g. the soft chanting vocals, the plaintive acoustic interludes which would be right at home in any "10 HOURS [Pagan Folk] Music to Wash Dishes To" YouTube video. The "metal" parts are so tepid, the band actually shies from the chromaticism and minor chords of its contemporaries, opting instead for suspended intervals that supposedly create tension. However, Ulver seem utterly incapable of truly committing to any emotion they attempt to convey, and this album feels less a hike in the woods than a pleasant but drab arboraceous screensaver. In many ways, this is the forerunner for the oft lambasted "hipster black metal" best exemplified by the likes of Deafheaven and Liturgy. Black metal technique is used with ubiquitous consonance and diatonicism as to not offend the ears of rock/pop listeners, then any momentum in the song is broken with interventions from extraneous genres. Much like the album cover itself, Bergtatt has all the brush strokes of fine art, but assembled into a creation that is briefly stimulating if ultimately insignficant.
Perhaps realizing that they had failed at combining folk with black metal, Ulver would soon seek to play the two styles separately. A wise choice, if they possessed aptitude for either genre. Their most shrewd artistic move would be to exit metal music entirely.
Isaac Kelly
>implying
Nathaniel Sanchez
it's too transcendental for you
Caleb Torres
>le meme arrow
Anthony Rivera
What's some good metal to fall asleep to?
Jace Sanders
How can ONE MAN be so based?
Cooper Scott
>listens to Let The Devil In once
Brayden Sanchez
So we can all agree that Opeth is shit now, right?
Christopher Cruz
qt!
Camden Wilson
Manowar - hail to england
Joshua Nguyen
MST3K
William King
>now
Bentley Gutierrez
>Listened to Morningrise today
>Liked it
>Oh no what will /meal/ think
Mason Rivera
Are Melechesh nu-male?
Michael Clark
Very much so
Sebastian Nelson
Nah, they're based
Julian Parker
explain
Being openly satanist in the holiest of cities is pretty much the opposite of nu-male
Jayden Campbell
>Melechesh
>satanist
u wot
Jacob Sanders
Only being anti-Muslim makes you numaleproof. Bashing any other religion is cool with Lellenials.
Jayden Stewart
Which bands am i allowed to like?
Kayden Bell
Pantera
Adam King
none of them
Ian Hughes
Rec more like pic related.
Levi Lopez
What are some good anti-Muslim metal bands? I remember hearing about a few middle eastern metal bands that were anti-muslim but I can't remember the names
Dominic Rodriguez
>Sodom
Noah Price
The Monolith Deathcult managed to piss off a few people
Joseph Cox
Sodom
Ryan Gutierrez
>Deathcore could have been good but the name was already taken
>MFW
Grayson Russell
So this is that pope faggot from Ghost
Jordan Gutierrez
Jacob Ward
>death + metalcore takes off
>death + hardcore is a tiny scene
Logan Ramirez
>Sodom
Justin Allen
I'd like to get into metal but I don't know where to start.
Does anyone have any graphics of Sup Forums approved metal?
Josiah Ramirez
>Sup Forums approved
No, get out.
Noah Collins
Start with nwobhm
Move onto thrash
Move onto old school death metal
Move onto black metal
Zachary Thompson
Also, dont fall into the Sup Forumsapproved trap, you will get shilled sunbather and aesthetica
Henry Roberts
I dont have a proper osdm chart, but this ones still pretty good
Grayson Lopez
Their first three albums are fantastic. Everything else can go eat shit.
Carson Gray
CHRCHES > Burzum > Trent Reznor
Henry Baker
Not even the best Sodom album
Sebastian Thompson
>He said sodom
Kevin Hall
>where to start
Camden King
I was making a mere interject on how a powerful pop group could lead more cool men to action.
If you just want men youl'ld be better off with Fingerflesh metal death cosk suck.
Christopher Long
The memers finally went to sleep/got banned
post metal
Anthony Bell
How did Quorthon get away with ripping off Manowar while claiming he never even heard them? And if they influenced albums like UtSotBM and BFD, do we have Manowar to thank for black metal?
Jackson Gomez
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Ryder Thompson
>when the seeds go offline for the torrent you were waiting for
post DSBM
Carter Parker
Well if you're including No Zodiac, then pic related deserves a spot.
Jonathan Bennett
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Asher Jenkins
>recommending dadmetal
Charles Gonzalez
>Sodom
Camden Kelly
Nice. That's my favorite nu-metal album of all time.
Jayden Fisher
Sorry, this may be more your speed.
Josiah Young
None of that makes a lick of sense
Brody Bailey
Are all of you intoxicated?
Adrian Bennett
No just underage
Angel Evans
>Read the album cover
>Words dont make sense
>Read it backwards
>Words still dont make sense
Adrian Morgan
Elijah Russell
I'll kick your yellow ass if you come around again memefaggot. Hear me? Don't show that FUCKING goldface to me one more time. I will literally call your father and ask him where he went so wrong as to raise such a little spaz piece of disrespectful shit.
Brody Garcia
No, we're getting ready for summer
Sebastian Cruz
>yellow ass
Adrian Martinez
>don't ShOw that fucking golDface to me One More time
Owen Stewart
*unzips teleporter*
*dicks behind you*
Heh, nothin' relational tyke
Christian Bennett
Brody Rodriguez
can i getz some more METAL REVIEWS like this one:
Gabriel White
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