/éire/

Good knight edition.

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/balt/

East yanks >>>>> West Brits > Actual Brits >>> Actual Yanks

>East yanks >>>>> West Brits > Actual Brits >>> Actual Yanks >>>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> swissyank
Fixed that for you.

I can agree with this.

Who else here /stayingawake/?

It's never too late to start your transition user

Mise. Fell asleep at 6am yesterday and that's because I forced it that early. Can't be arsed doing that tonight.

WE GOTTA HOLD ON
TO WHAT WE'VE GOT

IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IF WE MAKE IT OR NOT
WE'VE GOT EACH OTHER
AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR LOVE

How do I get a girlfriend lads?

just be yourself

>tfw got no one

Do you really think anyone here knows?

Wish I knew lad.

>Speak with girls.
>Eventually one will like you.
>If you're lucky(or desperate), you will like her too.
Simple mate.

WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT!

Rare as fuck.

Not really, he posts on Sup Forums pretty frequently.

>tfw taste in flags has become so refined the only ones I find rare anymore are those I'm sure are proxies

Whoa!

Miss Portubro

I can take solace in the fact he didn't overstay his welcome.

I miss him too.

Yeah. Been lurking éire for a bit. I like what you guys have going on here.

Trying to find a thread where he and I discussed pretending to be intellectual and mysterious to attract women. It was one of those moments where you understand and connect more intimately with a stranger thousands of miles away better than you have with people IRL.

Someone from the other thread contested my* statement that evolution is not inherently flawed.
Evolution is indeed flawed. Not exactly flawed. A better word would be just randomic. Natural selection is different from evolution. Natural selection is just, well, natural, and a selection of the individuals better suited to live in a certain context, given certain circumstances. That is a different thing, it's not evolution. Different eye colors are a consequence of evolution, same for eye colors, and they're not necessarily good or bad things, they just sorta happened Through evolution, humans could simply start having horns or growing hair in their knees, and this wouldn't be good or bad, it would be just evolution, and natural selection doesn't really select something that is bad or good from the survival chances point of view. In fact, sometimes evolution will even cause things that are bad from a "natural selection point of view". As we were talking, wise/intelligent individuals like monks or nerds are not regarded highly by females, which can be interpreted as a "bad" evolution. Personally I believe that what we call human logic is inherently wrong, the human way of thinking is "wrong", but it just happened that evolution made us think things the way we do and that's basically why philosophers can't get over the matters of axioms and etc., but that in itself is another topic, I could go on if you want. So basically evolution is not good or bad, just completely random mutations that can or can not be subject to natural selection.

*my statement, because it was actually a statement from a kraut on /balt/

THE CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
MACHINES CAN KEEP YOU BREATHING BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A NEW WAR'S BEGUN
FLIP A SWITCH AND TURN IT OFF YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO BREATHE
SO EITHER WAY YOU'RE A CASUALTY

Given up trying to find the conversation I had with Portubro. It was probably around the end of January, but it was a good one. I should start saving good posts' post numbers.

Sunrise soon.

Did someone say
RISING SUN???
youtube.com/watch?v=ZbtnPCAqBh4

Did someone say
RISING SUN???
youtube.com/watch?v=VZxK58tPU4I

DID SOMEONE SAY HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS?
youtube.com/watch?v=vzN3qO-qc8U

Just bounced radiation off the earth's atmosphere again lads.

Well how about I don't open my blinds? What now solar nigger?

Your loss pal.

Moon > other celestial bodies in the solar system > stray asteroids > Laika's frozen shits >>> the s*n

>the m**n
>a failed planet that has to reflect the cancer-causing glory of based Helios to get the attention of the inhabitants of the planet that cucked it out of independent solar orbit, magnetosphere, and atmosphere
Get rekt moonlet. If you don't have enough mass to hold your own atmosphere, you're never going to make it like the sun did billions of years ago. 100% natty hydrogen and helium >>> A FUCKING CHEESE

>Moon
>beautifully perfect pale image
>inspire the greatest artists for thousands of years
>pinnacle of humanity was reaching out and touching her immaculate surface

>sun
>big ball of piss that sits around shooting cancer across the universe
>literally just a regular star
>pains your eyes to even glance at
>only worshiped by savages who cut people open
>will explode and kill everyone because it can't handle getting old
>creates niggers

If you reflect light rather than absorb it you're basically a meme body and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>inb4 "suck THIS"

>M**n
>only seen at all because the Sun doesn't discriminate to keep out its kind of LITERAL DETRITUS
>shittier pagans worshipped the moon, patricians recognised the sun's strength
>Amerilards took a rocket-powered mobility scooter so they could void in the void, meanwhile the sun won't let itself be defiled
>the moon gets raped continually by asteroids and is powerless to do anything against them
>moon's cycle is a woman's cycle, but everyone celebrates every time they do a 360 around the orbit the sun has graciously provided them
>sun gives cancer to normies, but nutrition to plants
>literally everything on earth is dependent on the sun, the moon is dependent on a dependent of the sun
THE MOON IS LITERALLY A BETA ORBITER

Reminder that night time is when people realise they can no longer bask in the light of the sun and go off to wait until they can do it again.

>diurnal cucks

>sneaky runts who have to hide in the darkness while other species thrive while reflecting light, something mooncucks will praise their pet rock for doing
Basically the wageslaves of the animal kingdom.

>he has to hide in his bed while his wife is getting the BIG STARLIT DICK
Stay sunburnt fag.

YOUR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW

Eat shit nerd.

What do you think made those clouds, moonfag brainlet?

>evaporates water
>cucks self
Sunfag mindset.

Britain a shit.
United Ireland now.

>>cucks self

>the cloudiest day is brighter than the clearest night
>the sun transports water efficiently across the planet, whereas the moon by its pathetic self would leave the entire planet's water reserves locked out into uselessness

Yes, yes, but which celestial body is superior?
It's clearly the sun.

Ireland will only be united under the guidance and wisdom of our holy Moon. Ditch the republic, Lunocracy now.

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>the moon is the symbol of poor islamic countries
>the sun represents successfull white nations like Argentina and Paraguay
The sun is better

>>the sun transports water efficiently across the planet
And you do a shit job at it compared to Lunar power.

>water which is only liquid because of the sun

>Argentina and Paraguay
>successfull
>white

If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' ass down for the twelve hour tan

literally redit: the thread

>be ice
>chilling around
>suddenly radioactive fuck comes out of the sky
>"fuk u nigga u likwid now"
>melts you

>>be ice
Be under-motivated water, you mean.

Sun's a faggot that forces you to be someone you're not, ice doesn't want to make everything wet he just wants to chill. That's why he acts out and causes storms and floods. Moon accepts you for who you, she just sits up top looking pretty and wishing you the best in whatever you want to do.

The moon is an enabler of cosmic entropy. The sun represents vitality on the most fundamental level.

When did you realise heliocentrism was a ploy by (((them)))?

When did you stop taking the medicine that the sun made possible through photosynthesis and the liquid state of water, among other ways?

Ah yes, trusting a foreign body with your medication. Classic sunfaggery.

>the moon
>smashed into earth and clings to it like a parasite, does fuck all now but be a meatshield paperweight

>the sun
>provided the raw material for earth's construction, gave it shape and an anchor in the universe, gives its ecosystem outside energy to keep going
I'll stick with the based sun desu.

>Moon
>shields asteroids like a bro

>sun
>dumps its radioactive shit all over your face
>need your magnetic field up to even stand being around it
>still finds a way to give you cancer

Autism

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Fapped thrice already

You'll go bald and blind.

t. knower :^(

Where were you an hour ago m8

>taking the time to reply individually to each of these larpy shitposts
Well hello there. (Good morning).

How the fuck was it so active last night

Getting driven to my apartment from work. Why?

Pale Luna shined upon me.

So you could have warned me of my impending baldness :(

Shouldn't you be more worried about your sight?!
Its alright, just STOP FAPPING.

ok i will

(but probably not tho)

Going to bed until that fag's out of my sky.

Why does frogweeb vanish as soon as Jaggy starts posting and then appear again immediately after?

Móra na maidín daoibh buachaillí

Brought to you by The Sun™

Jaggy bullied him as a child

>only one post in two hours
Do we have the NEETiest NEETs or the normiest normalfags?

Don't worry lads, the elite Skype cabal has taken it upon themselves to begin posting more regularly now. This was, and still is, our general afterall. :)

What about a NormalNEET
Does normalfag things some days and NEET shit the rest

this is /nueire/ now old man, get used to it

Frogweeb is basically Jaggy but with a shitter personality and a penis. He knows he can't compete with /éire/ queen

That's not a thing. They are mutually exclusive.

Somedays I like doing normal shit but I need like 3 days a week to stay in, shitpost, watch cartoons and ignore the world. My brain gets fried from too much interaction

Are you in education, employment, or training? If you are, you can't be NEET.

I mean a NEET in spirit. I mean what about people who dont ever leave the house but do jobs from home or have any social circles

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I guess you could say
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>I mean what about people who dont ever leave the house but do jobs from home
Then they are not NEET.
> have any social circles
There is no social element to NEET classification. It's solely based on Employment, Education, and Training.

Forgot to detox the flowers again lads

Thanks
Thoroughly enjoyed that m80.

Well then I should be saying Hikki I guess

>complain about skype cabal
>complain about gook
>complain about swissyank
>suggest solution of ignoring them or leaving the thread when they're around

I don't really get this mentality. None of them are spamming or acting out in any way against the "regulars". If you want a closed group of the same small number of people surely you'd be more suited to discord, skype or a subreddit. An open forum like Sup Forums generally implies that you like outsiders coming in and participating.

What's east yank? The west of Ireland?