Ok Sup Forums you seem like alpha guys
trips decide what message I send to a girl i've been talking to
help me get laid Sup Forums
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Ok Sup Forums you seem like alpha guys
trips decide what message I send to a girl i've been talking to
help me get laid Sup Forums
>pic not related
What do i want in a girl?
Me
Better change to dubs, trips are rare. Also, nice get
Well hello fellow citizen, don't you think that the weather is ideal to reproduce?
I want to show you my finger collection
ite dubs it is
why haven't we fucked yet?
After I murder your entire family, I'm going burn your house down.
I bet your butthole looks like an over cooked hotpocket
Jerk off and stop wasting our time.
Wanna hunt niggers together?
Reroll
Reroll
I'm going to sneak into your house at night and cum all over your pillows
Do you wanna fuck me
WINRAR
"I like em young.
How bout you?"
sup bitch
aye you know how a nigga can slam his dick in a throat for free round here?
That's dubs
>Seem like alpha men
You know you're on b right?
Greetings, ive been watching you. I've been watching you since you were little, ive loved peeking when you were in the shower. ive enjoyed cumming on you wehn you sleep.
Is op still here?
hey cutie come to my crack shack and ill show you whos boss
I like the pie
i am
you aren't alpha?
fuck
Reroll
I'm going to pick you up from kindergarten instead of your mom on Tuesday. Make sure to come find me as early as possible so we can get ice cream!
nah
close
Reroll
"Let's get a burger"
And don't diddly shit around, set a time and meet her. Texting is only for making plans.
gas the kikes
"hey cutie,,,,
I wanted to tell you that Hitler did nothing wrong"
roll
Reroll
That's a nice bra you're wearing
Rrll
I think we should have a baby.
Reroll
rolling
Hey I think you're cute and I/you should come over to my/your house this weekend
Reee
I'm going to murder your entire kike family.
Reroll oregano
Reroll
Rolling for this
Sup cunt. Fancy a squirt of the pork love truncheon milk?
You. Me. A movie. And lots of lube.
reroll
I feel lost with you.
would you find it hot if i came in your hair while you slept?
Kek. One off too
jesus christ the fuckign cringe
I need to tell someone. I'm gay.
funny to see some people say shit like "oh you are so nice" and others go "ur a cunt, im a pedo kek"
How was pre-school?
thats the point
Newfag
piss on my face
Offer her a bowl of eggs dude
show me your hamster
We have a winner
Reror
This is lame as shit but the winner I suppose.
>show me your hamster
WINRAR
WINRAR
shit but sending. I'll post cap of reply
Facepic of gal?
I'm gay
this is her
6/10, nice dubs tho
?
?
hey we should go to the cinema tomorrow
Well shit. OP here. She's asleep so.... awkward
ur not op I am
You British?
ye
Fuck that, go to her house and wake her up, wake her up inside, cause she can't wake up so wake her up inside, save her, call her name adn save her from the dark
She'll be out sucking some lad off in town. Its a bank holiday today.
goddamn I wanna see this girl's hamster. Screencap OP>
I wish i could
Why you can't?
no car
How far from her place?
about 3 hours
She's in outer space
OP here.
Her dad is now at my house. He has a gun.
You mean 3 hours by car, am I right?
yeah
Trying that hard to bait, I won't even look for an image
>lives in Britain
>meets girls 3 hours away
We have a word for people like you.
Well then, make new thread tomorrow, there certainly will be people who will want to observe that conversation
aye will do.
cuck?
Today is Easter. Did you think to dress nicely, call the girl, and ask to bring by some flowers for her parents if they're having guests over for the holiday?
Present yourself as a NICE YOUNG MAN and not some horny fucker out to spear the bitch.
THINK.
>aye
Newcastle?
Essex. I just talk weird
no kek why do you think I'm on Sup Forums
That's Sup Forums for you