Ok Sup Forums you seem like alpha guys

Ok Sup Forums you seem like alpha guys

trips decide what message I send to a girl i've been talking to

help me get laid Sup Forums

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What do i want in a girl?


Me

Better change to dubs, trips are rare. Also, nice get

Well hello fellow citizen, don't you think that the weather is ideal to reproduce?

I want to show you my finger collection

ite dubs it is

why haven't we fucked yet?

After I murder your entire family, I'm going burn your house down.

I bet your butthole looks like an over cooked hotpocket

Jerk off and stop wasting our time.

Wanna hunt niggers together?

Reroll

Reroll

I'm going to sneak into your house at night and cum all over your pillows

Do you wanna fuck me

WINRAR

"I like em young.

How bout you?"

sup bitch

aye you know how a nigga can slam his dick in a throat for free round here?

That's dubs

>Seem like alpha men
You know you're on b right?

Greetings, ive been watching you. I've been watching you since you were little, ive loved peeking when you were in the shower. ive enjoyed cumming on you wehn you sleep.

Is op still here?

hey cutie come to my crack shack and ill show you whos boss

I like the pie

i am

you aren't alpha?


fuck

Reroll

I'm going to pick you up from kindergarten instead of your mom on Tuesday. Make sure to come find me as early as possible so we can get ice cream!

nah

close

Reroll

"Let's get a burger"

And don't diddly shit around, set a time and meet her. Texting is only for making plans.

gas the kikes

"hey cutie,,,,
I wanted to tell you that Hitler did nothing wrong"

roll

Reroll

That's a nice bra you're wearing

Rrll

I think we should have a baby.

Reroll

rolling

Hey I think you're cute and I/you should come over to my/your house this weekend

Reee

I'm going to murder your entire kike family.

Reroll oregano

Reroll

Rolling for this

Sup cunt. Fancy a squirt of the pork love truncheon milk?

You. Me. A movie. And lots of lube.

reroll

I feel lost with you.

would you find it hot if i came in your hair while you slept?

Kek. One off too

jesus christ the fuckign cringe

I need to tell someone. I'm gay.

funny to see some people say shit like "oh you are so nice" and others go "ur a cunt, im a pedo kek"

How was pre-school?

thats the point

Newfag

piss on my face

Offer her a bowl of eggs dude

show me your hamster

We have a winner

Reror

This is lame as shit but the winner I suppose.

>show me your hamster
WINRAR

WINRAR

shit but sending. I'll post cap of reply

Facepic of gal?

I'm gay

this is her

6/10, nice dubs tho

?

?

hey we should go to the cinema tomorrow

Well shit. OP here. She's asleep so.... awkward

ur not op I am

You British?

ye

Fuck that, go to her house and wake her up, wake her up inside, cause she can't wake up so wake her up inside, save her, call her name adn save her from the dark

She'll be out sucking some lad off in town. Its a bank holiday today.

goddamn I wanna see this girl's hamster. Screencap OP>

I wish i could

Why you can't?

no car

How far from her place?

about 3 hours

She's in outer space

OP here.

Her dad is now at my house. He has a gun.

You mean 3 hours by car, am I right?

yeah

Trying that hard to bait, I won't even look for an image

>lives in Britain
>meets girls 3 hours away

We have a word for people like you.

Well then, make new thread tomorrow, there certainly will be people who will want to observe that conversation

aye will do.

cuck?

Today is Easter. Did you think to dress nicely, call the girl, and ask to bring by some flowers for her parents if they're having guests over for the holiday?

Present yourself as a NICE YOUNG MAN and not some horny fucker out to spear the bitch.

THINK.

>aye
Newcastle?

Essex. I just talk weird

no kek why do you think I'm on Sup Forums

That's Sup Forums for you