Hey Sup Forumsros

hey Sup Forumsros,
poorfag here. actually have nothing to eat. have condiments, tea, and half a fucking candy cane i found on street
what do for food

hunt down some homeless

op here. no weps

Where are you in the world OP

america. just shitty ass life

walk to a church/soup chicken

there isnt one in my town, just my fucking luck

Just had a giant arm sized chicken wrap from timmy. Shit was yummy.

Do you have an air rifle OP?

Pennies on floor. Top ramen.

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no.

Family? Friends? Job? Selling stuff?

have a banana

where the fuck are you in USA that has no church?

Ask your family and tell them about your living situation. They will understand

Nice try.
We get this thread at least three times every day, worse on weekends.

liberal area but they fucking asses

Well then enjoy your imminent death unless you want to chase a rabbit with a fucking knife

How the hell are you even on Sup Forums?

>go to restaurant
>eat meal
>leave without paying

ketchup soup. people ate that shit all the time during the depression.

Go to a fast food joint and panhandle. Get active and beg for money pleb.

too weak for that shit

>this
and if you get caught, you go to jail
>free meals, profit

>go to jail
>free food and clothes

Put a punisher t shirt on and say you're hunting for the cleveland shooter. I heard the Bunisher got $500 in donations for this.

Eat your own shit

Try to join the army

Kek

>How are you posting on Sup Forums
Are you that creepy guy in the public library who always smells a little funny?

They wouldn't let me in.
I don't reach the height or weight requirements. Just my fucking luck.

I feel for you. I'm scared I'll be facing something similar soon. I hope you find something/someone soon, no one should be forced into these situations :/

You don't deserve to eat

Yes I do! I live in goddamn america! I'm sick of this! I'm sick if the darkness of this country where the rich go free just because they walk over my dead body

Do you have any skills?
What state do you live in?

Nicely memed, you lowlife.

Ask friends for food / money

I'm super strong! Once I lifted my sister over my head when she was 6
I had to stop play wrestling when I turned 13 though, it made my mom nervous

Shit the fuck up shitmunch
I deserve just as much as you do and you know it
If you were walking down the street and I came up to you and asked the same would you still say the same thing TO MY FUCKING FACE
I thought you guys were my only family

Would you walk to me and ask this if you saw me walking down the street?

I'm eating microwaved spam sandwichs

I ask everyone I can
But I can hardly ask anyone
Nobody looks me in the eyes
And I think they're afraid of me
I can't talk to then without their eyes
I can't trust them without their eyes
They don't even notice me
Nobody even knows I'm existed
It makes me so sad and I can't to scream but if I make any noise someone might yell at me
I want to ask people
But I never see any people.

How do you word it when you ask them?

lol

Edgy

Try to explain your situation to someone and ask them to help or
1. Don't eat a few days.
2. Faint in a public place.
3. ???
4. Wake up a few hours later in a hospital
5. Free meal