Dungeons & Dragons thread.
firts roll for a race.
>0, 1 human
>2 semi orc
>3 elf
>4 tiefling
>5 gnome
>6 halfling
>7 dwarf
>8 dragonborn
>9 YOU CHOOSE
Then roll for a class
>0 barbarian
>1 bard
>2 cleric
>3 druid
>4 monk
>5 paladin
>6 ranger
>7 rogue
>8 warlock
>9 wizard
Fuck it, I'm down, Gnome plz
Sweet! Think I'll be Bard thanks
im up for some good dungeon crawling
Can we call me a bard because trips?
Race roll
Halfling! Class roll
i roll my d12 to see my class
Halfling wizard, this should be bad
gnome barbarian lets fucking go, my name is angry cunt
and im a
dragon born
Are we the shortest party ever? Also OP never responded on my trips counting, so I'm taking that as a yes. I'm the Gnome Bard Fizzwank
Dragonborn Warlock My name is Steve
curiosity
OP here. Dubs in race makes you a minotaur. Trips makes you a beholder (evil entity, see the monster on top of the post).
Race Roll.
My name is Harry Hob. Halfling wizard at your service
roll#1
Rolling
Class Roll
i have a bad feeling about this
Rolling for class
At least I feel tall around these gnomes. I have a bad feeling about this dragonborn though. Selling your soul is never good
Elf wizard... that's so boring i'll just undo my robes and call myself Hans, Lord of Staves
All of you will witness the true might of Explosion magic.
race roll
Mate, Being gnomeracist will get you kneecapped by Angry Cunt.
He's not as chill as his name implies
racist roll
class roll
classist roll
Take Wild Magic. Try not to fireball the party.
cool, human bard John Lemon at your service
race
Whoa whoa whoa Mr. Cunt. I'm just saying I normally don't get to feel tall being a halfling and all. I like gnomes, honestly
rolling boi
class
Roll
Do gnomes make you explode my friend?
/roll
Dragonborn pl0x
Roll
I'm Fizzwank, but known Cunt for a long time, since we were 30 or so. Go way back.
pls dont be a gnome faggot
b0ss pls sorcerer
roll 1
Fuck. Roll for class
Race roll
roll 2
That beard loooks good on a dwarf
Class rool
WHO YA CALLIN A FAGGOT AY? YA FILTHY DWARF
Rogue for you. Take a bow and find us some food
Too bad we'll never see it with all that sneaking, also, 3 7s in a row?
what's the problem mate, that faggot being racist against ya fellas?
Let's do this
Tell me am I stronk
roll
Ok i'm vanilla
Now MUH POWER
roll
roll 2
C'mon demon baby
Le'see what we got 'ere
Rogue Elf is a good combination
R
ANGRY CUNT HERE, WHERES DA FUCKIN' DUNGEON MASTER, IM GETTIN' BORED OVER HERE
shit
I'm Dovakiin
Roll
r1 go!
r2 go!
>te
too
Calm yourself cunt, why don't you practise some explosion magic with me?
Roll onezo
WTF? Shit Elf Barbarian
rollin
Cleric get
i can work with elf wizard
We gonna start our epic adventure any time soon GM?
Dwarf monk wtf. Alright I meditate and drink a shit load. Whats next.
lets get dem halflings flying.
damn crappy human.
Marvelous, another one of my kind, what poultry kind of magic do you use
you see im not the smartest of gnomes, i dont have time for them fancy magics, many men can outsmart me, but i am yet to meet one that can outsmart me battleaxe
Woah
monk. great. I SHALL BE JACKIE WANTSUM FUKDING
>poultry magic
Rolling for race
Why not
>last digit is race
>second to last digit is class?
That's what I'm gonna go by.
Human Monk it is
Hello my name is Kah Jink
I was raise in a dense forest by an old hermit
He teach me the way to survive in this world
Discovery Supremacy Serenity
When I turn 24, my master reveal me the secret of his hermitage and send me on a quest
"Explore the vast world, my boy" He said
"There is so much you don't know yet"
I prepared myself and start a journey, a pelegrinage to explore all the possibility the future has to offer
ROLLLLL
Halfling what?
I am a gnome rogue. Perfect.
Fair enough my friend, yet you should know that you do not need intelligence to bring about grand explosions that fulfill your inner being.
OK I CAN DO THAT AND CLASS?
9 get
Rolling for Semi Orc
>i better get a huge fucking charge bonus
>can i have a liquid propane trailer?
Human monk? I can work with it I guess.
lets gooo
ay true me lad, but i have never had enough schmekles to afford some fancy shmancy gunpowder you see, so i must settle for bludgeoning
rolling