>sitting room like a degen autist play mass effect
>my fetlife goes off girl instantly ask for 3 way
>autist self gets happy
>start talking to women says she wants to see meh dick
>ask for photo first to give motivation
>she sends that photo
Dubs decide what I do next
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That Grammer though.
Get catfished like a chump
I think I messed up boys I might have let her/he know I'm catching on. Ima try to keep this updated.
Tits or gtfo
Got em backed into a corner.
Good work not getting fished
Oh boyz here we go
What do you mean your Fetlife went off? Is there an app beyond the site?
Fml
Yea you can download a chat app
What has been seen cannot be unseen
Alright boyz what should I send back if willing some one donate a dick pic
This is her other photo
Ask her if you can pee on her hair. It is fetlife afterall.
Dat forehead tho
Oh god, someone please cock tribute this bitch, this shit is too good.
Kek
Dude you know what you have to do.
Won't ride feels bad man
Tel her your fetish is getting bitches pregnant so they can give her an abortion during sex
Fuck it's a dub the fate has been decided
Pissing on monkey town is worth bro, or at least I think you pissing on monkey town is worth it.
Dumb monkey doesn't comprehend FYI she is in bc
Come on boys give me something to ask her let it out guys let's see if she can be scared off
Challenge accepted
Ask about snowballing
Ask her if she would be down to have a threesome but the third person has to be a 12 year old
I need a donation boys
Ask her if you can fuck her Ass then have her suck you off after
Ask her if you can donkey punch her
Wouldn't *
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Do that busy ask if you guys can ubduct the child and make it a rape thing
Ask her if you can fuck her armpit
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Yes
Unshaved armpit fucking is high level
This is some kinky monkey
See if she will let you knock her teeth out then give you a gum job
Apparently she likes
It's OK, I got the dubs and I told him not too do it, wonna keep this shit going longer. Have my ex as payment
Women can't resist the temptation of an armpit fucking.
Bump
Lol
Bring out the bug guns this raid boss is strong
Big
Bump this shit up
Ask her if you can try and fit a box of sharpies into each of her holes.
Done
I think she is done
Shame
I won't let you die!
Sharpies is a go
Have some more oh gods of b
ass also works
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Noice
Time has come to die I guess
RIP
Well maybe you will get some jungle cock to go with your helping of monkey ass
Did she send you a Polaroid taken from a train in 1994?
It's a dude, dude.
Will let you know if I go and eat me some fish
What is fetlife? Are there degenerates who'd fuck a 17 yr old?
Fuck yea son
I bet none of you could finish this
vimeo.com
Point was to fuck with a catfish
>I'm into basically anything
>except completely normal riding your dick
LOL
If only man hurd black monkeys ride good look at gorilla sex
A site for "fetish lifestyle". Mostly dudes, fat chicks, and hot girls that will NEVER fuck, they just like the attention. The girls also do this weird thing in their profile and say "owned by XYZ", it's pretty cringy.
Playing these games
post the picture itself, so we can google search it and see what set he's using.
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What are those called?
Tits with niple pumps on them
Found a new species of Gorilla
Sucky-Wuckys
Thanks bong
Either she's a 50 year old fat man trying to catfish or she's a worthless boring house monkey
just got here and looked through every image
still have no idea what the fuck is going on
Lol I dying thread I'm off