Against all odds and for reasons we don't care about...

>Against all odds and for reasons we don't care about, you have been selected to make first contact with another intelligent civilization.

What is the first thing you say Sup Forums?

trick or trap?

"Hello"

Tits or get the fuck out of my galaxy.

Fuck off space niggers were full but you can chill on the moon if you want

Ayy

suh dude

"hola"

So we meet again...

To prove you're real please show me on a calendar what today's date is and stick a sharpie in your pooper.

Fuck off space niggers we're full

You can crash on the moon if you want

wanna fuck, cus via I need to bus a nut

Oh shit

Would you suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's ass?

ALLAH ahkbar

what gender are you?

please destroy this shithole planet

help me murder OP

kill us all

AYY LMAO

There is a country that raped your uncle ben in 1947, his name is usa, nuke them with your gay superpowers

ayyyyyy lmao... but seriously... you are here to kill the niggers and lift the Aryan race up right?

bring a camera with me, have a rocket launcher handy

record me shooting an alien all the while saying "say cheese"

put the recorded video on a rekt thread just to watch people say that shit is fake

"Fuck outta here space niggers"

lie to them about being an oldfag

anally rape an alien loli

yell out I'M THE SCATSMAN