/bundes/liga

today:

>european cup
barcelona - gladbach
bayern - atletico

goooooooooooooooooooooood morning

Are there any interesting games on today?

Also, guuuuuuuuten Morgen

Barcelona will rape borusia monchegladebarachkt

put your money in it

no

my what?

>my what?

yeah, I forgot that we have your money now.

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I hope Atletico can btfo Buyern but im not so sure.

hm, in terms of group stadings the group b matches will be the most interesting tonight. but i can't be arsed to watch kyiv- besikats and/or benfica napoli

just watch simulcats like everyone you FUCKING RETARDED NERD

no

barcelona 3-1 gladbach
bayern 1-1 atletico

Barcelona 4 - 0 Gladbach
Bayern 1 - 2 Atlético

ugh

i cant believe this has happened

really makes you think

oh nevermind

someone tried making the same app i am making
but i just tried it out and its terrible

i could not have made anything worse if i tried
its so bad hahahahaaha

what a poor guy he is gonna be disappointed

pls don't hack me, neini

what app?

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Danish golfer Thomas Björn will be the European Ryder Cup captain in 2018.

The Swiss Ramble's latest is on Bayern's finances.
Can't link it since Sup Forums thinks it's spam.

>neinholds back to rambling about his fucking app again

good

Sup Forums is slow af atm

just like you always r

Brondby's reserve keeper Mads Toppel could be forced to end his career due to a staph infection in one of his fingers.
The unlucky 34 year-old cut himself while preparing a pork tenderloin.

Allah punishes the kuffar

More like Kuffour

hm i dunno

likely

why dortmund's didn't go up too

>Bertrand

This is probably the Danish guy who lives in the US.
I've spoken to him a few times on this board.
Nice guy.

not eays to tipp today

If you mean tipp for money, maybe some yellows for Gladbach's defenders

never tipp for money, only glory

I would let you tipp me for money desu senpai

there's something you can tipp in my pants ;)

time for a foot bath

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they also misspelled "football". maybe whoever wrote that just isn't that good a speller in general

>_en
everytiem

Imagine you had a gf

knutschi app

She would steal all my gains

Ståle Solbakken on Copenhagen's chance of going through from the group stage:
"We are fighting for the proletariat".

huh?

They have one of the smallest budgets in the tournament, so going through would be a victory for the little man.

c r i c
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new pullover arrived today, will order another one too though so i have a dark navy and a black one

i see

22 years ago today.

Which one of those did you buy?

;_;

dark navy one arrived today, aiming for a black one now

the danish company "minimum" do a really good job. this is like the fifth piece of clothing i am buying off of them

whats wrong

Yes, you have praised them before. I guess I should take a closer look.
Regarding the pullovers, are you sure you want to go with black?
Navy I certainly approve of, but I'm really not sure about black. I guess it depends a lot on what you look like.

Looks shit I know a guy that will do it for half that price send me an email and I'll sort you out

Black is a sexy colour which really suits me, also a black pullover is a must for funerals for example. i dont own a black shirt either. need to buy one

no

>spending more than €50 on a sweater
lamo

How many funerals do you go to on a yearly basis?

But go for it if it suits you.

>going to a funeral in a sweater
baka

havent been to one in ten years but theres a few old people in my family who will die soon

>not wearing hoodies

baka

Okay. You can just wear a black suit.
I would still consider going with a different colour for that second pullover.

okay

hoodies are for drug dealers

>not being a drug dealer

LEL

what about rug dealers?

Brazil told us yesterday that (s)he is a drug dealer.

what about smug leaders?

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Benfica - Napoli tonight.

One of my absolute favourite cities in the whole wide world against a city I would love to visit.

napoli is a shit hole

Okay

hibike! euphonium

i'm not

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No Kimmich
No goals

will you be my gf?

wrong

yes

Hmm I think I might watch Six Days from Amsterdam instead of the soccer.

Yes

eeeew, no

i wanna smoke

>smoking when sober
disgusting

i've something in pants you can "smoke" ;)

is it a cigarette

>I've something in paris you can "smoke" ;)
what did he mean by this?

no

>paris
huh?

Pants, not paris

I'd rather smoke your asshole desu

Don't do it, if you're talking about conventional cigarettes.

>drugmark

>denmark drink AND smoke

Weird how Erik Sviatchenko has been so off the radar in Denmark since going to Scotland.
I guess we're just blessed when it comes to CBs.

I don't smoke. Used to, but not anymore.

I have taken very few drugs and done it very rarely.

The latest Football Ramble was actually decent. Had dropped it a few weeks ago, but gave them a chance tonight and I am taking them back on probation.

is anyone ready for bayern

what did we learn today

how diodes work

Nothing at all

watching the german conference here

the spanish conference, you mean?

lol so funny

>Pep