Fucking kill myself edition
/brit/
Michael Bennett
James Gutierrez
everyone else in this thread is gay
Carson Brooks
*holds thread close to unwashed anus*
*sharts*
Parker Reed
IMG_1142 lad
Jaxon Hughes
NEED a miss Iceland gf to be frank fellow internet users
Lincoln Morris
Had an easy potential win in chess but I got cocky and lost
Bentley Turner
good posts ...NOT!!!
Chase Hall
Was 100% losing my chess match earlier but then the dumb bogan I was playing against fucked it up
Kevin Martin
Christopher Cox
really nice drawing there
FUCK OFF
Nolan Sanchez
what if you got jumped by her and Jezza C in a shady back alley in north london? coz then you sort of have to or she'll do you while you conscientiously object
Henry Reed
cant imagine an australian playing chess if im honest. Why bother when you could be out punishing tinnies and eating shrimps off the barbie?
Hudson Baker
I'M BURNINGGGG UP FOR YOU
John Jackson
cold out
Caleb Fisher
'chess' is what australians call 'putting saucepans on your head and running headfirst into someone else with a saucepan on their head'
it's their national sport
Gavin Adams
so like 25 degrees? strewth!
better wear your bloody thick shorts
Joshua Robinson
Laughing at that clown who thinks he could beat any politician.
Putin is literally ex KGB
Grayson Taylor
*gets aroused*
Xavier Carter
Need her to be BLACKED and give birth to a dark skinned, dark haired, wide nosed child.
Ryder Brooks
>croikey m8! I'm gonna put on me fuckin jacket, it's heaps cold brah
Julian Hernandez
Absolutely fucking livid at all this rain
was gonna go for a jog tonight
Jaxon Clark
does ex KGB make you immune from a kick in the balls no didnt think so
Nolan Gonzalez
i think he means any UK politician. There are probably a couple of african ones who are literally ex warlords and stuff who you can discount.
Even then though a couple of UK ones are fairly young ex army so they are a different kettle of fish to Jeremy and that
Ethan Wilson
When your balls are as big as Putin's, yes.
Couldn't beat some of the literal ex-paramilitary ones in Norn Iron
Luis Campbell
go for a swim instead
:@
Jordan Cooper
Putin is 5'5'', half of posters here are 6'4''
Austin James
it's actually pissing down right now in memecity
Jeremiah Gutierrez
imagine how powerful putin would be if he was not a tiny human. I reckon if he was 6'2 he would be in control of all of Europe and Asia and would have puppet government installed in USA
Xavier Ramirez
>expert at systema
>not heeming anyone
Connor Mitchell
he's a blackbelt in sambo
Alexander Hughes
G R A C E V I L L E
Charles Harris
>and would have puppet government installed in USA
>implying he doesn't
Owen Bell
the current president, Zlumpf as I call him, is already a putin puppet
Joshua Butler
Business idea: Normies in an industrial blender
Luke Sullivan
...
Zachary Sanders
Going to get absolutely off my titties tonight
Noah Bailey
had a horrid dream last night so might try this. really shook me up :(
Brayden Anderson
DPH is a deliriant. It'll cause bad dreams.
Brayden Kelly
Literally going to stay up all night to write essays.
Tyler Flores
had some rather troubling feedback regarding my sexual performance from my gf last night
hmmm
Colton Rivera
Poo is sliding out of my arse and flopping onto the carpet as I type this
Lincoln Reyes
any 'doras lads
Aiden Wilson
> Select all the X
> get it completely right
> Wrong! Please try again
Get FUCKED
Thomas Stewart
it isnt though is it? Provide a photo if so or you will be forever labelled a liar and shunned by your peers
Tyler Sanders
its FUCKING bullshit
>click once there are no more left
>but btw we're going to make you click the last one 4 times heheheheheh
Alexander Miller
>a yank
ack! FOY
Eli Watson
>use chisel on uncut topaz
>Cut X uncut topaz
>get it only partly right even though high crafting level
>end up with a load of crushed gemstone
Get FUCKED
Justin Rogers
*smiles at you from across the room*
Kayden Butler
*makes eye contact for half a second then immediately looks away embarassed*
*sharts*
Xavier Carter
Are you kidding me? You're a Yank too!
Jack Scott
*misconstrues the smile as a threat*
Luis Turner
*looks away but then realises whats happened and looks back to smile*
>too late
This literally happens to me with girls like once a day. It is tough life being handsome but shy
Carter Bell
*kills a man*
Eli Phillips
*walks over to you and sits down next to you*
h-hi
Oliver Jackson
*virgin types* h-hi
Ryan Reyes
Oliver Lee
*brandished knuckle duster from lepel pocket*
*sparks you the fuck out in a single swing, teeth flying*
pshh, poofter
Easton Morales
Got a beard
But I still eat pork
No knife senpai
Just a fork
I write hard bars with my biro
and every 2 weeks im getting in my gyro
*roller skates towards you*
Samuel Peterson
*falls on the ground, blood coming out of my mouth*
Xavier Phillips
took my daily multivitamin lads
Blake Lewis
youtube.com
absolute CHOOOOON madmen
Blake Johnson
*manspreads*
Charles Wright
Why don't you just eat a proper diet you blubber ape
John Flores
youtube.com
canadian choon
Austin Hill
Have never and never will open a YouTube link in this thread
Joseph Hill
this appeared as a suggested video on youtube just now after I listened to Catatonia.
what am I to take from this?
Logan Sanchez
thinking about farming bees, honey can't spoil you know
Leo Hill
have never and will never reply directly to an objectively TERRIBLE post on this thread
Austin Jones
youtube's algorithm thinks you might get a kick out of it
Jace Ramirez
soylent green is people
Julian Bennett
i did not. Infact I told youtube in no uncertain terms that I was not interested in it.
Aaron Johnson
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yes
Easton Rivera
Not available in Sweden.
Leo Hernandez
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSS
Luis Russell
drugs are kicking in lads
Asher Johnson
hmm
Michael Young
What're you on
Brayden Stewart
what kind m8?
Henry Howard
eating a fucking maxibon
Justin Ramirez
I asked him FIRST so just back off!!!!
Come on sweetie you can tell me
Landon Nguyen
would suck at least ten cocks for an abernethy biscuit no lies
Jack Perry
youtube.com
maybe this one
Hudson James
just popped some bacon in the so-called george foreman grill
Grayson Barnes
vice is a proper load of bollocks really isnt it?
Leo Howard
course it is its target audience is hipster nu-males
Adam Miller
well he's not fucking saying anything. cunt's off his head
John Stewart
shame because it used to be good
it's just vox 2.0 at this point
Adam Davis
there's something very off about the shape of his head in this video
youtube.com
Jacob Edwards
YE BE WARNED
someone may well hat post you for the part of your post that says
>it used to be good
even though you are correct
Ryder Allen
lights have dimmed twice
better not blackout ffs
Jace Cooper
Might start self medicating with ketamine to cure my depression
Wyatt Kelly
Sounds Irish. It's outstanding.
Jaxson Allen
why do they fucking bother with the chocolate coat part of a maxibon when all anyone buys em for is the biccy
Leo Williams
vice was good until they stopped the documentaries on interesting happenings and parts of the world and moved on to becoming a leftist agitprop outlet
Jeremiah Ross
preferred trump to win before the election but honestly it's too sweet making fun of him on Sup Forums and roleplaying as a 'shill'
easiest (You)s you will ever get on this site guaranteed
Jaxon Hill
fucking maxibon wanker loves his maxibon
Cameron Edwards
one really intense k hole will cure it
Jose Murphy
very true
>hmm we've got a really nice soft biscuit and ice cream combo, lets waste half of it on a poor man's Feast
Austin Flores
not bothered about ice cream myself
Angel Gomez
If life had no challenges and hardships, then heaven wouldn't matter.