Never be more far away from home than 30 km

>never be more far away from home than 30 km
>talk about memes with people from all over the world

modern life is crazy

Ikr

>be a fucking loser
>shitpost and escape reality

damn

Read the shit that you posted in Poland, 13300km away from me, while I'm still 2700km away from home.

Whoaaaaa

>Heineken
>Anime

Kill yourself.

Install POSReady

>waste your life on the internet
>woah it's just like traveling

nope

>Heineken

nothing wrong with heineken

but anime belongs in the trash

you can keep drinking the liquid Dutchman and promoting the industrial production of piss but don't pretend it's a good thing.

are you an oligarch

>muh craft

fuck off cunt I just want to get drunk

Sup Forums gave me hope

I'm a fan of getting drunk on pissbeer just as much as you, but for example eurospin beer has a more appropriate price compared to quality of the beer, if you pay double fora heineken you might as well buy a normal one.

>tfw 365 km away from home
>tfw all my friends and family live back home
>tfw hate this fucking city
but at least my gf lives here :^)

Yeah but it's good though. You guys are weird dickheads, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

Done any more liquid shits lately?

what's wrong with heineken

Nah. Started to be a bit more solid :D
Thanks for the checkup.

Do you not have beer snobs over there?

>I'm LITERALLY communicating with someone in fucking PAPUA NEW GUINEA, a place most people have never even fucking heard of

God bless the internet

I'm 2500 km away from home, and still live in the same country.

Stop drinking you bogan twat
Also port>>>>>w*ne

>a place most people have never even fucking heard of

>2500km away from home
>still in Brazil

You are right below them so not fair

>Massive crime epidemic
>Murder rate through the roof
>Raping cunts like you would not believe
>Cannibals and headhunters
It's basically our own little South East Asian slice of Africa. Which makes it all the funnier that this is where we send illegal immigrants, or at least were for a time. I don't know if we still are.

Average green bottle shit

So basically our PNG is the USA.

fookin noice

>our PNG is the USA
>Shitloads of crime
>World's largest incarcerated population
>People are physically assaulted for supporting the "wrong" election candidate
>People riot over the results of elections and sporting events
Shit, you're not wrong.

Beer>>wine>>rum>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bourbon>>port

Stop talking to me.

Oh yeah, I can't believe I forgot:
>If you wait long enough, there WILL be a massacre
Africa...as...fuck.

kek.

Truly amazing

Considering you're all alcoholics, this is one thing I will heed your advice on.

Stop me if I'm wrong though.

Take a hike, pleb

Polish manga are a thing?
Nice.

>vifon

>heineken
mój czarnuchu

Best chinese soup by far.

overrated
t. live next door to Rocherfort

RAAAAARE

new

go back to australia
why would anyone want to live in PNG

me?

yes

no im old but rarely when i come here

500 km is very close here, in Russia.)
I visited all cities in that radius, m8.

I'm also drinking Heineken right now.

Haters gaan haten

I bet you have just stolen that watch, slavs are worst than terroni ... is there any volcano near you so I can pray the whole Pantheon to see all eastern europe burn?

>heineken
>piri piri strong
>anime
>hp
>cringe watches
is your name "Failure"?

>KIMCHI