Would you like to live in England?

Would you like to live in England?

I like having grass tho

Sure but I prefer Scotland

Nigger I have grass

Looks comfy.Can i paint the exterior?

>british "houses"
>you actually get half the house
>it's permanently cold
>old built, the house literally shakes when you turn on the washing machine
>no mixed taps
>gas lines mean fire liability

Then why are there hundreds of hungarians in my town?

Everything about that but the bottom part is true
Still comfy as fuck I love Victorian architecture

>>you actually get half the house

This triggers me so much and I don't know why everyone else is ok with it, either have a row of attached houses like OP or have properly detached homes.

The gas becomes a problem when a fire happens, they can't put it out for a while.
So a brit told me when he showed me a place where it had happened.

I would move to the UK only because my bf is from there, but I prefer to stay here in the best best part of Italy. Anyway I will give him EU citizenship :3

PS: I love you Brits :*

Never heard of such a problem desu

Post BP
Because London doesn't have space you Northern scum

Semi-detached houses are all over the north too

Those are all modern and on the outskirts where there is more space
They are all ugly as well

ofc i love it

>Post BP
No lol

Scotland and Wales...yes!
England...no!

It didn't make sense to me why they couldn't just stop the gas going through the line.
But I figured he knew more about it than I.

Post belly

Yeah. I've dreamed of moving to London for a while. My sis just got back after 2 years there.

I'm likely going to actually, though definitely not London. Shit's expensive.

are you really from papua? how is live there?

>be pommie
>live in sardine can

For a short while maybe, but I've never been and I'd have to visit first to make sure.

I am really in Papua. But I'm from Australia.

This place is a fucking 3rd world shithole. The people are liars and cheaters. They are lazy, violent and ridiculously dumb. PNG will never ever amount to anything without the help and financial aid from other countries. This whole country and its fuckwit natives could be wiped of the world map and it wouldn't affect anything.
The only good thing about PNG is that the natives are always killing each other.

why are you there mate

I was born and spent half of my life in an english village

it was comfy, but I much prefer the lifestyle in Australia

>The people are liars and cheaters. They are lazy, violent and ridiculously dumb. PNG will never ever amount to anything without the help and financial aid from other countries. This whole country and its fuckwit natives could be wiped of the world map and it wouldn't affect anything.
Sounds like Calabria.
Absolutely no

why you arent live in Australia then?

god hell no

This picture looks like a pleasant dream.

Way better than American """"suburbs""""

OPs pic isn't a suburb it's a city or town centre.

Pic related is what British suburbs look like (Shit)

Build one house
Sell it as two

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Here there are houses of British style.

Every "real" Australian dreams of coming home

Pics? I always just assume Russians live in commie blocks desu

He's an engineer working for a company for natural resources/building roads I can't Remember

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Russian dream

>living in a terraced house next to Achmed

I prefer the countryside with a big lawn so maybe the English countryside if it even exists anymore

Middle-class house

The Yorkshire Dales looks nice
t. New Englander

If you don't need a petrol lawnmover to mantain your lawn then it doesn't count

>suburb
>sub urban

That's still technically in the city then you stupid wanker

Here ones from my region.

Poor class

Look, really does like the new model of houses they're building in England. People on Brit make fun of them but I think they're nice

Yeah but there is a difference between a high street like in the OP and the suburbs surrounding it

>I don't understand that semi detached houses have obvious advantages when it comes to saving on building costs that can be passed on to the buyer

I don't care they look stupid.

>gorest dweller masterrace
Grass is for softies.

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>ground cover that isn't snow and ice
Softies.

m8 you do realise there's still a fair bit of farmland in Greater London?

Commerblock for the upper middle class

no.

Even rural areas are bad. Sure they look nice but the people are all either inbred or retired.

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>кaмeнoгopcкий пepeyлoк

The most funny thing is that there are slums like that on Borisa Bogatkova. Belinskogo and Korolenko streets, right in the city center, just next door to the city hall, only 800-900 meters away from it.

Closer to the city center

ok thanks

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that's basically what canadians live in.

City center.

I lived here

That picture was from early October. I live

Killdozer

actually i would and here's why:

i hate having to fucking drive everywhere and the PT in my country is nowhere near as good as england

>this ordnung
mein gott

Pretty rich for the countryside ...

Kievskaya 18?

to

Yes

>it's another episode of 'poor pidorasqa humiliate himself in public'
Everybody got it. We are poor as fuck and shit cunt. Now stop being so miserable.

Every "real" Brit dreams of having been on the boat

Ebin, that means we used to be neighbours.

You know I wonder, did the commies ever look at what they were building and say "wow this looks a bit shit". Was there anyone who said that?

niet
>wrong side driving

Пpaвдa, нe oжидaл нa бypжyйcких чaнaх кoгo-тo из зeмлякoв вcтpeтить.

Я cнимaл кoмнaтy нa Киeвcкoй, этo лyчшe чeм жить в ceлe c киллдoзepoм, лoл

nah. my English sure doesn't work even if it's perefct because he is a Paki or a Pole out there.

Too many resources were spent on the production of weapons in order to protect themselves from the capitalists. The design of the houses was minimalistic.

>cнимaл кoмнaтy нa Киeвcкoй
>лyчшe чeм жить в ceлe

Wait, are implying you're from Kabinetnoe? It's a fucking shitpoor village, I hope you didn't move back to that place.

ITT: russians desperately seeking for attention by their shitty cities

I'll probably live there one day, or at least study there

Why are Russians this board's best posters?

Becouse we can into English. We are better than verage already.

swedish suburbs are a mix of the soviet union and baghdad

that is cool tbqh

>well maintained neighbourhoods with 1st class infrustructuer
How is that soviet or Baghdad?

new builds look like this

Even worst parts of Malmö look better than the best places of any Russian city.

looks quaint, though the houses could be bit more off the sidewalk.

>half the house

nothing wrong with a semi

That is in Rinkeby, Stockholm.

>wanted to make cozy houses like in Europe
>get this abomination

Why can't we have nice things here in Russia?

I'll go on vacation to England when your currency is devalued a bit more.