Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/U-511/Gallery
ssbwiki.com/Gimp
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I am the FUTURE

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

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Claiming best girl.

Naps were good.

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I fucked up my leg kicking a door open yesterday. I hate my job! Why do people have to barricade themselves !!

Edit some edgy meme on that piece of paper. You won't.

What I posted is GATE if the girls were idols. And its going to be a full blown drama show.

I'm not at my comp right now and I really don't want to get up. But I would if I wanted to.

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Halfpipe is mine!

Damn.

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カラミチーマス

Someone did this yesterday though

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Pretty good.

I'm going to toss it~

Iam keep losing weight an iam scared i will look one day like a skeleton..

...Also are male waifus allowed?

Kizuna Ai claimed

go blue or go home

welcome back
what's with her voice?
why -_-?

I'm bored -_-

dabu dee dabue die

shhh she is perfect

lol

am i weird for liking her? people say it's weird ;w;

It's pretty nice. I was going to do a quick meme in ms paint last night, but got tired and went to bed

I like your job description. "Door kicker" is a rather prestigious title round my way. Although your job is probably some sort of medical/first responder. Mine is more of a murder/killer

i dont where you pixies came from but i sure do like this pixie juice

was just asking an honest question

are you a new claimer?
me too satan

how was your easter?

I want to fuck your wives.

T-thank you for keeping me in business I guess...

yeah me too

I don't think I have any good exploitables...
>something in this window maybe

Meh,didn't do anything special with family.
At least I got to see them again after weeks

How about yours?

just haven't posted in a good while

Lol I don't operate in my own country.

That could probably be edited, but what to put there though?

W-why do you do it though... money? Thrill?

Normandy, 1944?

welcome back then

how're you doing?
I didn't really do anything with them, but at least you saw yours

how's the leg?

I guess I've let this be weird enough. I'm just in the military. But yes, it was a thrill for the short time I really got to do it for real.

I had a laugh

What does it feel like?

Cherish them while you can famalam

Still broken, still swollen, still useless.
It didn't get any better

It's that or stalingrad.

i lost my best friend but other than that everything's golden

Nope

I'm going to be honest with you, I want you...

You could use this picture from Stalingrad. Seems perfect tbh

Exciting to say the least. But I never got to go into buildings because heavy guns stay outside in security.

Saving people is more rewarding! Have you ever knifed someone?

Looks tilt-shifted.
Anyway I don't think I could do it in ms pain.

we don't really get along, but I still see my mom now and then

sounds fun, you should run a footrace
I'm sorry to hear that

at least you're Au
Alice is mine...

I'm nobodies

Back off my Ben -_-

Maple Syrup, not even once.

He's nobody, not nobodies -_-

I didn't really pay attention to the fact it was tilt-shifted, opps.
Yeah you probably wouldn't be able to do in ms paint anyway.

ur mine uwu

Why not, it's tasty

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Oh geez, ya know I wish, but no. I know I guy that threw a refrigerator on someone and killed him

Maybe GIMP. Haha, gimp.
Those poor trees don't consent.

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They don't have to
RO is objectively inferior to Yuu

It's pretty shit, but it's what I can be arsed to do now.

I still want him. I think Alice is a sweetheart.

Is Ro wearing crocs?

I'm not yours -_-

I'll do a rucksack march instead

become desirable

Thanks I could make it to more of the threads but busy.

You missed out on the opportunity to call that file OhAIyou

I like this

Is gimp bad

He did that in the war? he must be really strong. My brother-in-law knifed the shit out of someone in Falouja because he wouldn't stop running toward him.

You are a heathen, forced marches are borderline slavery

I hope to see you around more, your waifu is cute
yes :o
I hear he's pretty cute :x

Oh, right, not-sentient.
Nice
It's just a funny name.
>bring out the gimp

But she's genki and has a flower decorating her hair. The word objectively was already wrong due to personal tastes but when you add her in game stats to the equation it's beyond wrong.

No.
kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/U-511/Gallery

Desire thinner.

It was more of him pushing it off the roof into a pickup truck. Smashed him, and yea, someone getting close sometimes ya gotta stick'em

He said he's not cute irl but idc, I still want him...

does he ever say good things about himself? :o

No -_-

S-so do you like the military? That's your job there?

It makes me think of a smash term, called gimping.
ssbwiki.com/Gimp

Guess how my foot broke :^)

And then later I did another one with heavier load AND the fucking radio. Probably how it got worse

My standards are low enough as it is

Claim

Nope but that's just him being modest

Mine

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Generally because gimping implies debilitating.

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Well you're not in position to increase them.

The drawfags are leaking

No -_-

My job is to shoot machine guns. However because of my time in I do not get to shoot machine guns. It's an awful paradox. It's alright, but I'm getting out. I don't want to be stuck in here for life.

RIP foot. My back is shot. Bottom three discs are dead. I feel your pain.

I hope this isn't too much to ask, but can you make an edit where it just says,"Mugi is a nigger"?
It's a bit of a meme here.

And getting gimped is very infuriating

I have to go! Thank you for sharing your story