Haven't fucked in more than a year, prospects not good

Haven't fucked in more than a year, prospects not good.

Roast me nigs.

80's called, they want their glasses back.

i woulda fuck you if you walked around with zelda shit either.

70's called, they need their jokes back.

wow your handsome

You must have a really small dick or stink really bad because your looks aren't that bad

The 20s called, they want their glasses back.

i wanna smoke with you.

Those are some pretty sweet shades faggot.

DAMM!!! ROOOOAAAASSSTTED HAAARRRDDD ! ! !
Dude got trips and all, mother fucker called it
>70's -777
you got fucking done hahaha

the 30s called, Hitler wants his glasses back

Mostly I don't do tinder nor do I party. 28, too old to act like I'm 15.

I'll hyu, come to Zwolle

Addendum, too old to act like I'm 15 but I smoke weed on rooftops wearing Zelda shit, I realize my folly

Let's just say I can understand why you haven't gotten laid for over a year. I'm actually not sure if you've ever been laid.

I'm a pretty sweet faggot

Stop rolling stupid kid joints, stop wearing earphones around in public, makes people less to interact with you due to feeling like they are interrupting you, stop wearing game affiliated clothes, sort your facial hair out so it isn't just scruff, don't wear thos ridiculous glasses, you are less than anyone you come across so he humble polite and xaring because just from one picture ican tell you're a douche an arrogant douche or you have autism and weed is your only medium to make social structures in conversation or an instigator

I'd doubt it too, but you'll prolly believe I've been laid by only one fat chick who I kept by my side for eight year till she noped off.

no need to roast you, you're a degenerate pothead

7 years here, I want to kill myself

I haven't fucked in four. Why are you complaining, pussy?

Now there's some tips, ta. Not that arrogant of an asshole, it takes me being invisible to most folk to look comfortable.

>stink really bad

Honestly, that's my issue. I haven't been bother to bathe more than once or twice a week in over a year.

pay a hoe you glow in the dark faggot

Advise: I guarantee if you do nofap, stop watching porn but most importantly stop fapping, your testosterone will build up within 2 weeks and you'll have the chemical courage to not just small talk with women but ask them out.

t. someone who did the exact thing and small talked his way to getting laid after a year of being dry

it looks like you have cum stains on the front of your clothes thats probably why no girl wants to fuck your cum covered faggot ass

okay i can see why you have had zero sex in a year, are you disabled, mentally? or have a learning disability? serious question because you look 30+yo and look like you are acting like a teenager, kind of cringe/pathetic

Are you me?

Im short, fat, and have a tiny baby cock.

So I can't find the ability to talk to bitches.

At least when I was in high school I was always baked and I got a shitload of hot pussy.

Now as a sober adult I just sit in my pathetic one bedroom shitbox apartment, playing half life, trying to figure out a reason to not eat a .357 hollowpoint.

>smoking blunt with a tinker toy
>wearing cool modern Beatles glasses
>zelda shirt with actual belt thing

youre literally the biggest faggot i've seen on b, not even kidding like your shitty picture made me laugh.

what brings you here?

>Biggest faggot on Sup Forums
>Faggot on Sup Forums
>What brings you here?

Seems self evident

tbh you probably should fat loser

Heyyy, weed isnt lame now you guys. Everything else about his is lame. Weed is cool.

Yeah, had one gf in highschool, dumped her and I don't even remember why. Shit just went downhill from there.

No scientific evidence to support nofap whatsoever. You definitely dont expel testosterone when you fap. Stupid red pill idiyotass

Then explain why it works for everyone that does it. Because it definitely work, I know from experience.

people act how they want to act, if bets are high op will meet qt3.14 that is just like him and makes us all seem queer as fuck cause shes so cool

Helo Mr Ross Henderson

Who's Ross Henderson? Curious.

Nah man, I got a little ass dick and I cum like an eyedropper. No worries about me making anyone look like a fag unless it's by osmosis.

I've not fucked in my 27 years of life, you're small time.

Your subconcious drive to mate overrides your rational thought and you say do things you wouldn't normally do. Its not you 'becoming more confident' or manly its just your pathetic subconscious forcing you to try and reproduce. Nothing to do with semen retention or build up of hormones/testosterone. Sorry to burst your bubble but you're still a bitch.

Nofap is a cult for short unattractive people with autism. Association with it is cringey as fuck.

Dude just go to therapy and maybe get on meds for a bit. Definitely helped me realize showering every day is important and sheit.

Or just do your own thing, whatever.

Is that not your name? or do you just look like someone i used to know from a small town in the north

>conform to society or you'll never get that pussy

No thats not how it works in the real world, everyone has a "front", everyone is guarded, especially to people the don't know well, let alone don't know at all, trust isn't given it's earned and in this day and age people are more guarded then ever.

Being attractive is a minor part of finding a person to be "intimate" with, you have to be caring and empathetic to emotions and at the same time strong, charisma will help, having good hygeine are also tell tell signs that you look and care for yourself and that is attractive, a job aswell because finances and what not,

essentially you have to disguise yourself as the full package yet really all you'll be doing is calculating what to do at appropriate times and trying to keep her interested, on the flip side being overly on any of these can make a women turn running but not money, never money,;you could be so rich that you wipe the tip of your dick with 100 dollar notes and theyd gather like flies on shit.

Dude you just explained exactly what nofap is supposed to do.

Haha, nah dude. I'm a Dutchfag but good to know I got a doppelganger

No not at all, nofap people believe you build your testosterone levels over time and literally become more of a man. Which is complete bullshit. Its nothing to do with body chemistry just your subconscious urge to mate. Which in reality is a fucking pathetic way of socializing.

I take care of my hygiene but I probably should get back on my meds. 40mg of SSRI's fuck with you bad though.

essentially, yeah, very few women want a rugged wilderman that lives in the wild,

But all women spread their legs for a guy who owns fast cars, dresses nicely, can afford to take them out to places and meals, buys them gifts, can secure them a financially safe future and so on and these things you can only get by either being born into a wealthy family, becoming a celebrity through whatever means, working hard through education and getting a good job, then excel in that to reach a comfortable lifestyle.

common fucking sense really.
women that want the rugged men are either mentally not tuned right, are hudeous or overweight or if your lucky is that one special women in 1billion

Still virgin at 20. Not even massively unattractive, just not good at initiating things
I'm glad I have good friends

Must be a small world then cause last time i heard you were in malta

Fuck I wish

you have a ridiculously naive idea of the world.

Fuck I know rolling in all that drug dealer money so much for journalism yeh?

Dude what women want as a partner and what women wanna fuck are two entirely different things.

Biologically women want a rich cuck to be a dad, but a beast to actually father her kids.

Hello there!

girls pov if that matters
zelda means we can play games, but you shoildn't always wear that in public (especially that hoodie, the leather straps r so ugly).
you look a bit chubb but that's just cute, brown hair and scruffy beard is def my type. i hope the glasses are a meme, at the same time i kind of want to wear them unironically.... and you get a plus in my book for being a stoner (or, well, smoking at least)
ALSO you seem to be on the roof, i dig that a lot, we'd def hang out there loads

...said the guy with NO girl.

>dresses well
>drives fast cars
>can afford to take them out to places and meals

You clearly get your world views from films.
grow up loser

You seem like a shit tier cunt, sorry.

lol weird guy pretending to be girl (hopefully not OP)

>lists exactly what every woman essentially wants from a man
>loser

>list only applies to women from the 1950s/fictional women in films
>still definitely a loser.

>yet successful men who provide the aforementioned still get pussy while I don't

So, men who provide, dress well and drive nice cars are losers, while pot smoking, zelda playing retards aren't?

>they probably have a good personality/are attractive. Wear all the nice clothes you want, get that really nice fedora. Women will still go for the better looking guy wearing shitty clothes that doesn't look to his possessions to get him pussy. Also the whole gold digger culture thing has died out, women aren't after shit tonnes of money anymore cause 'strong' independent women are on the rise.

Why do your fingers look like you were in a bathtub for 4 hours?

No im not OP I called OP a loser cause he is. The things you listed are fucking pointless if you're still a autistic weirdo who doesn't understand social interaction and relies on material goods and 'grooming' to get girls.

And you apparently live in Proxima Centauri.

Women like men with material possesions; always have and always will.

You know why?
Because they know he worked his ass off or is from a well off background, and it costs more than a Nintendo.

Fuck didn't even notice. Couldn't tell you man.

Some women, a subculture of women that is rapidly dying out.

I'd rather fuck a sharp dressed asshole with a nice car than the nicest guy ever without an outfit or car to speak of.

fuck a guy? you already look like a faggot so life wouldn't change at all for you other than getting laid.

But it really isn't. If anything it's on the rise.

Keep up with the Kardashians bro

Same, im not talking about nice guys, im talking about attractive guy in shit clothes vs ugly guy in his lambo/expensive suit.

You aren't ugly so it isn't your look that is to blame for your lack of pussy, although I would suggest shaving your facial hair. The reason is probably that you smoking weed, and wearing a Zelda hoodie makes you looks uninteresting. How do your interactions with women normally go?

There are no ugly men with lambos or expensive suits.

Because those are more attractive than any face or personality.
Sorry, guys.

That hoodie is gross, it has a greasy stain on it. if I knew you I would be like 'uggghh here comes stain, don't make eye contact'

Then everyone would call you stain.

Don't give up man (which this thread proves you are on the road to doing). smarten up.

We can all agree, nice guys in zelda hoodies finish last.

I havent fucked in four years, im pratically a virgin again

Whining over one year, I'm coming up on 5.

nobody cares about your faggot opinion. You aren't femanon.

Pretty much. I don't want rupees, I want diamonds.

Whatever makes you sleep better at night, loser.

see

Yeah, I need to wash that shit but it's ornate so I need to hand wash it. Don't wear it often though, usually just the standard understated shit everyone else wears. Wasn't an 'out' day anyway.

Usually look like a boring faggot rather than a glowing one.

coming up on 22 :^)

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Hey dude Im getting 18 next week, consent age in here so please tell me some tips to keep a life like your, not similar but relatable, you look interesting

See look at this faggot, dressed 'smart' (like a drama teacher) yet super virginity remains.

if aren't femanon shut the ever loving fuck up faggot. talking about what women like. fuck you also implying they all want the same thing is retarded.

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You turning 22 soon?
If so, that is different, I'm not going to say it doesn't suck, but knowing what you are missing out on sucks more in my opinion.

>I never implied I wasn't
>and yes, most of us do
Sorry not sorry that you're a loser

Roast me Sup Forums
My friend said I am 6/10

Not being mean just helpful tips.

>shave neckbeard
>change conditioner get something more moisturizing
>just fucking shave that scraggly shit man and comb that hair down more

tits or gtfo then dumbass

I see why you wear the glasses

Do you live in England? That looks like England.

You seem like a nice guy, don't isolate yourself.