America has amazing food and no fat peop-

>America has amazing food and no fat peop-

London is hell on earth

Come over here and try one.
If you can fit yourself onto a plane seat

Brits are fucking shit at American food. There was this video of some professional British chefs trying to do "authentic" American bbq and they were fucking shit

Not politics.

jokes on you, as an American I can afford to buy the whole row of seats.

Just out of curiosity, how would you eat that? Knife and fork?

Yum

and then get your teeth kicked in when the airline decides they don't feel like letting you fly

There is definitely some art in bbq

>uk
Nothing new here.

That doesnt even look good

i'm too fat to drag down the aisle.

it takes a brit to fuck up a burger

I literally just finished eating a cheeseburger and this makes me want to vomit, I fucking hate britishes and this makes me wish we had just let the nazis fuck them

>he doesn't know that seats in first class are wider
>me not surprised

I've always wanted to try a halal burger

>central london

thats if you can get past the restaurant's automated turrets

At least do it the American way, UK.

we would've won anyway

Is that actually allowed in Londenstan?

Stay jealous non-americans

Wouldn't be surprised if it costs like 30 pounds.

Oh fuck the bongs have beat us at our own game.

I watched a show about how faggot brits were bringing bbq to the UK. It was like watching little babby trying to walk.

Red Leicester is best cheese for burgers

Reported to ICE. Enjoy your one way ticket back to taco land, spic.

Imagine if that were human meat. You people are mentally ill freaks.

looks messy

???

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

I actually became erect watching this.

>Cheddar
>Vomit.png
How can people stomach that shit? It taste like garbage

sounds tasty

is it halal?

>Imagine if that were human meat
What kind of psycho does this? And you call us mentally ill freaks... Shame

My god it's beautiful

So all they'd have to do is offer you a free meal at the terminal

>Imagine if this one thing was like a completely different thing

sad bait desu

cheddar is so common that there's a good variety of quality.

I'm guessing that being a burger yourself, you've not tasted good cheddar

>>me not surprised
You have to type "/me" without the quotes, to redtext.

I don't think you're supposed to eat it. You're supposed to take a picture of it and instagram it to your other London cunt friends

>Imagine if that were human meat.
>You people are mentally ill freaks.
uwot cunt?

/(You)

You taste like pork, btw. Not all cuts of your body are good eating, you've got some prime cuts though depending on your bodytype. What are you doing later, user? I don't have dinner plans.

That's a good thing. It means you're a man

>American cheese
That shit is so disgusting.

I have but they aren't using good cheddar on common burgers

that's not cheese. that's "cheez." no but seriously tho, to be called cheese legally, it has to actually be cheese.

>cash tendered $19.00

I want to try this at my local McDonalds now.

The Yankee speaks truth, American BBQ is top tier

>Mexico has bad cuisin-

>That shit is so disgusting.
I agree, but it truly is the best for burgers and grilled cheese.

American cheese is pretty shit, but it has its own place on a burger. It's the only thing that processed "cheese" can go well with

Have you tried it out of a spray-can? Shit's ritz.

>London

muricans should nuke themeselves

I'm pretty sure most of Sup Forums is on the do not fly list anyway

>$12.00 of cheese

>business insider

Retards always share this shit. Don't they realize they are sharing a commercial advertisement?

It's the only good BBQ on the planet. Everywhere else is shit. They try too hard and think everything needs to be laced with sugar

...

Fucking Christ, the British really were a mistake.

>current year + 2
>flying in airplanes
ishiggydigereedoo

You would've starved and the Russians would've had no Trucks, Boots, been on half rations and no comfort goods other than Vodka.

Not saying you couldn't have done it alone but it would've been 10x harder and theres no denying that.

Some of that was a little dry but generally speaking 7/10 I'd eat that shit

>he doesn't eat human meat

Non-potato chips are disgusting.

tbqh I'd eat that stuff if it was human meat

what the fuck

It is not edible. I ruined my prime rib burgers with it. Was pissed.

what the fuck

Lol

...

Thanks totally not a Goat man

what the fuck I hate UK now.

but its not.. lol

>Putting that cheese on a prime rib burger
So retarded it has to be bait

*drools in american*

Stop, user, you're making me hungry...

Frankly I'd need a seriously mathematical argument which doesn't depend on wishy-washy shit like the axiom of choice or transfinite induction to prevent me from eating this.

>prime rib burgers
Did you actually grind up prime rib and make patties, or are you talking about slices of prime rib in a sandwich? If you're talking about the latter, you fucked up. You need a mix of provolone and havarti... Also, blacken the prime rib slices and top with caramelized onions. Bonus points for au jus

I guess I'll have to be the first to point out that in his excitement to post this breaking news, OP fucked up and typed 'America' by accident.

Why are britbongs so fat?

>British cuisine is good-

They really have no idea what they're doing

Does everything with the word American in it trigger you?

>garbage only chicano teens eat

He probably needs a typing wand. Chubby fingers.

hopefully its over booked

Bbq takes tons of experience. You can't just follow some cooking recipe. I've been learning from my dad over the last 3-4 years and I still am no where close to him on final product.

This is fucking horrible. How do you even hold this fucking thing?

Don't be mean and assume he's fat, he's probably just dumb.

Yea, but imagine if it was cow feces!

"cheese"

What bothers me about American BBQ is how much effort they spend on smoking various kinds of pork without realizing small fishes make the best tasting smoked foodstuff.

>British cuisine is goo-

Stop it i can only get so erect

it really is. the only processed cheese ill eat on my sandwiches is Cooper sharp.

It probably costs £30 and £5 for the chips and £7 for the beer