SUICIDE THREAD: Don't even try to dissuade me edition
How do I kill myself properly? I was gonna jump from a bridge after stabbing me to death, but now I'm not sure if that is going to work...
Also suggest plans to kill myself if my first try fails (how to get rid of doctors, my family etc)
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)
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>Go on holiday to spain or some shit
>Hire boat
>Jump out in ocean
>Dive as deep as your lungs will allow
>HelpICantGetUp.meme
... profit
I am so poor, not even to afford a car
That count as another reason to kill myself
Go to some other part of the world and live there for a year, then travel back home and light yourself on fire. Your family will think you were kidnapped and not a pussy faggot.
Shotgun to head is your best bet
Fire's a shit way to go
Get a tent, light a gas lantern inside
Die in sleep
Ez
OD sounds more fun. Get some heroin OP, lots of it.
Escape bag - folks post that picture on here all the damn time with the helium tank and CPAP mask.
Get a part time job and after a momth ask for more hours.
Restaurants and puns are always lookimg for kitchen porters and shit. Just go in and ask
Decapitation by train...
Got fired from one for being a lazy ass
I think about killing myself every day. One of these days i'm going to do drive as far as my car will take me to a remote area and blow my brains out. I just don't want to make my family sad.
science20.com
Science to the rescue
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Dont be a lazzy ass then
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WHY NOT NOW???
END THIS EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE
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go on a crazy adventure and maybe you'll end up in india and isis will kill you and then you don't have to die knowing your'e a coward
where do get cyanide?
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dollar store box cutter
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Well if you could fucking read I don't want do give my family the ultimate disappointment. I have a feeling that my parents would fly off the handle if i an heroed. I already know im a shitty human being but i wouldn't make them bury their son. Thats fucked up.
Living with your parents must be a complete nightmare.
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I have no idea why this is always such a complicated issue. Does a rope and a chair not work anymore?
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That love's not gonna last forever if you keep dissapointing them
And you can always drown at the sea if that's the problem
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IT IS, THAT'S ANOTHER REASON
Not if they're keeping an eye on you
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Get a tent some money supplies, steal your dads car and drive. Just go somewhere.
Who cares where
And if you want yo end it then drive into a car at 100mph
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ya dude at least this has some fucking experience in your last moments. Fuckin live bro, dont go die crying
DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR A FUCKIN CAR!!!!
>suffocation by helium
stream it and talk to us on stream while you are doing it, relay your life tale so we can catalog it.
Read, tale your dads keys and go in the night. Its better if they think you ran away then killed yourself
steal one you stupid cuck, jesus no wonder you want to kill yourself you keep stoping yourself at every corner with money. let it rule your life and you wont have one before you know it.
Time will tell. I'm on the verge of somewhat getting my shit together and getting them out of my life but I cant see myself living past 30-35. People that i graduated high school are already doing all this cool shit with their lives and hear I am with my dick in my hand. I understand its my fault and I put the blame entirely on myself. Ive totally thought about robbing a bank or something and sticking around for the cops to show up and having a shootout with them. Seems like it would be one last big rush.
I DON'T HAVE A DAD
NOW I WANNA DO IT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
dont do eet OP go outside and get some fresh air.
Do it pussy
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>Read, tale your dads keys and go in the night.
what
Dubs speak truth
OP stop being a faggot and go enjoy nature.
Go hunting with a knife, take down a lion with your bare fists, etc.
be a man!
Just take his gun and shoot someone
100% guaranteed you will get killed
Have you ever just gone out walking at night. Just start walking when its dark and dont come back until the morning. Its how i clear my head.
Only works in america
I will, but not going to livestream it for you
>How to get robbed by niggers
this is so lame. you know damn well your issues wont even matter in 5 years. just stick it out. vr porn is about to get really good
>GoPro
>Jmp on off skyscraper
>last will video be uploaded to /b
WINRAR
Do it fag
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Overdose on opiates. By far the best and pleasant way to go.
His? I'm not op. Just some fucker who likes the idea of not living anymore and has a gun fetish. Who knows, I might join the army and die get my shit pushed in by some sand nigger. People would call me a hero and everything!
You clearly dont want to kys. Otherwise nothing would stop you
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>E N J O Y
>Implying I can enjoy something different than my death
Like a hundred times. Still convinced, so no.
>dont even try to dissuade me edition
then why the fuck are you here? GTFO
OP HERE
SIX FUCKIN YEARS AND COUNTING, BUT NOT FOR SO LONG ANYMORE
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This might be, I'm gonna consider it.
Thanks user
Physics and medicine might stop me
I know a lot of stories of people who tried to kill themselves and failed miserably
I don't want that
>Implying that i am Implying
you definitely can enjoy it user.
Go for a walk in a forest, with a compass and suchforth, bring nothing that you can killl yourself with.Live as long as you can. Your will find that detached from 4chin and modern society that life becomes very nice to live in.
If you ever change your mind you can just jump from a mountain or get eaten by a wolf-pack. Death is death so trying to find a painless method is just you being a wimp.
Sauce?
Kinky.
TO ASK FOR MORE EFFECTIVE METHODS AND AVOID PEOPLE, DUMBASS
Jessica nigri
livestream suicide for trips get?
Commit seppuku.
Honor your family.
Die like a warrior.
So DO it.
You should read my first post
29 people it seems, including you
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overdose with gummy vitamins
KEK
Here going to a trip to the forest means getting shot/mugged/violated
I might do that, thanks user!
Your that cuck that the outdoors scares you? End it bro, quick
Insert broomstick in ass.
Jump off fridge.
Win.
NOW THIS IS USEFUL
Thanks user
Exactly. If your life is so worthless to you then make suicide make sense. Go get raped, mugged, violated and murdered.
But in all honest the forest has little if any of the occurrences you mentioned.
Not because scares me, but cause guerrillas
Still a good choice to end it, thanks pal