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Footy ed.

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got kicked out of iceland for not being a mum

reminder that northern ireland may be shit but it's definitely british

did a wink last night

>user we want to move to England but are scared, is it true you hate Slavs?

>northern Ireland
Don't see Britain in the name there lad x

used british money with the queens head on it, recieved british benefits, have a british passport, dont speak gaelic in my own homeland lads

Not for much longer

duhhh i broke my brain from eating 2 much fast food

ye

I only hate male slavs
slavic women are perfection

Haven't been Iceland in years

I actually use bank of Ireland notes, don't claim benefits and speak Gaelige though, try again

Can't stand this autistic, overly-serious cunt.

uuUUUUUUuuuughhh

got called a russian spy in john lewis earlier lads

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Trinity here, I have to confess something.

When I was 16 I was diagnosed with Schizophrenia and Dissociative Personality disorder. I decided to stop taking my medication last year, and /eire/ has been the manifestation of my illness since the beginning. I created several alter egos: Ellen; Juniper, Howth; that American girl, Masterbait, Jaggy, all fabricated. The little relationship between Ellen and Juniper - Completely made up. The talking about going for walks on Howth beach and slicing people up - complete fabrication. I occasionally posted my neighbourhood under the name "The_Solution" who was also an alter ego of mine. And the NatCon vs Weeb episode was at the height of my illness when I was smoking 50 euros worth of weed a day which compounded my illness, I would spend hours on end arguing with myself.

Some people came in and were fooled by this, and indeed not all personalities are fake: Brum, Autistic Animes, Laois, Wexford user, Interrailer, to name a few. They fell into my trap but were real people. Some even suspected me and I got worried for a while, congratulations to Laois and Wexford user who were perceptive enough.

And the French language threads in which I had arguments with myself, even in some Germanboo threads I would adopt a French proxy to argue with myself and spin you all up in my web of lies.

I have resumed my medication program recently which caused me to calm down, and this is the reason for the demise of /eire/. I was /eire/, you see. I am writing this to confess; to apologise; to inform. I had hoped that I had created something that would last in /eire/ and that even without my activity /eire/ would live on, but alas it appears without the beating heart that is my illness /eire/ cannot survive.

Your friend,

Trinity

Nary a single letter

14 year old tier opinion

made an absolutely corker of a post but decided against wasting it on daytime /brit/

keep an eye out for it around 8pm

the disparity between men & women in slav states is well documented

why are Sup Forums so easy to trigger lads?

good, tipping point is on in a minute and i won't have the attention to read your promised belter of a post

keep getting triggered on Sup Forums lads

praise kek
kek wills it
god emperor TRUMP

Reminder this place is a shithole because both sides are muh heritage rorke retards and radical centrism is the only way ahead (alliance)

they are fully invested in the idea that superPACs actually, unironically pay people to come to Sup Forums and 'shill' so are more than willing to battle these so called shills that only exist in their head
they believe their battle is noble

got called a nigger on starcraft

Teenagers are angry and prone to extremes without the experience to spot bait

>go on post
>start spamming American demographic state
>400 post thread everytime

love it

being in a hugbox conditions you to thinking any dissenting opinions must be quashed

sexual perversions are what they are
ultimately if you are paying someone to carry them out I don't see anything wrong with that

aye no sweat, see you on the 12th at ardoyne if you have the balls

got called a shill in Sup Forums earlier lads

do you have to have an enema if you want a prossie to lick your bumhole

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>living in Belfast
Why would i subject myself to that?

got called a hun in scotland lads

>see you on the 12th
that's my birthday

>go on Sup Forums
>Edit file name to something like "shareblue-01-RENAME"
>watch as Sup Forums angrily responds

what is it?

this is great desu

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you need to pretty fucking secure in your own abilities to tell people this

now without makeup

haha enjoy your poverty you fucking bog-trotting tramp. did your ma sell you off to the gypsies for a flim?

sitting in the sun, sipping Co-op apple juice (not from concentrate), texting the gf, listening to great music, posting on /brit/ with the lads

it really does not get any better than this, thank you based god

love doing this
another good one is to post about how tired you are and that everyone should go to sleep in a thread about an important story
you'll get accused of being CIA

>post the same thing 3 times on the same thread and they go insane and call you a bot

its like bullying disabled children

just joined the Labour party

The Russians hacked the British brexit election

Death to all socialists

prefer not to say

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I don't get it

just left the Labour party

imagine, if you stopped doing just one of these things you could be a normal, happy and fully functioning member of society

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>doesn't understand economics
Lovely

A good friend of mine is turning into a crazy commie. I don't want him to get lost into the lies of the leftists. Can someone provide me some good redpill

Thanks for reminding me.

don't understand this post

is this what they mean when they say northern ireland is white?

Just found out mods on Reddit get paid

Went on a night out last night and it was amazing. I think this normie life is for me.

Probably by Soros amirite lads?

Imagine if English people started typing in their regional accents with excessive amounts of local slang thrown in and claimed they were "languages".

The absolute STATE of a certain other "country" in this union deary me

I have a really thick neck but I feel it has done very little to help me in life

make up some fake statistics like usual

Admins are paid. Mods not.

tell him about the gulags and the killing fields

Took me a minute

it is bullying the disabled, just they're adults

What's going to replace labour when they inevitably die?

>leftists
you are the problem

the new mouse came from amazon lads

mental gymnastics, filtered
whitest part of the UK

one party state

been here since 08 and have never clicked on Sup Forums even once

why?

eee lad ye best not be on about are yoke-sher

One of my poos, preserved in vinegar

the same party that is going to replace everything, the lib dems

Ciao adios I'm done

pajeet?

People in big cities make more money, but everything in big cities costs more. How do you not know this?

legs are very warm lads, must be the jeans

wish my legs didn't look stupid in anything wider than skinny jeans

we only claim they are languages as banter to spite taigs, you wouldn't understand - you're a paki

drinking a big cup of chocolate milk

Won't die, it'll split

Corbyn and his comrades will remain the Labour and Unionist party

Everyone else will become the Social Democrat Party

SNP becomes the official opposition

almost as ded as UKIP

taxation is theft

if whites are the master race why aren't they as strong as blacks or as intelligant as chinks

having 500ml of tea

my legs are pretty long and skinny

>skinny jeans
Alri bender

pint in Cork costs 5 euro, pint in belfast is 2.60, filtered

Taxation without representation is theft