I'm a Pedophile AMA

I'm a Pedophile AMA

Did you experience sexual relationship, abuse or not, as a child or someone much older?

Lure them in with fairy bread

Type?

What does this remind you of?

What's your adress?

Do you own any cheese pizza?

im a pedophile too big deal

>Did you experience sexual relationship, abuse or not, as a child or someone much older?
Yes I'll greentext if any interest

>Lure them in with fairy bread
What?

>Type?
5ish-10

>What does this remind you of?
Nothing besides the cartoons they're from

>What's your adress?
Somewhere in cali

>Do you own any cheese pizza?
No

What's the closest you've come to playing?

I want to hear a summary about your experience, please. what happened, when you were a child?

Gimme dat greentext boi - first time you pedoe'd some one up

Are you male or female?
Do you like boys or girls?

Straya

>>greentext

>What's the closest you've come to playing?
As a kid or an adult?

>I want to hear a summary about your experience, please. what happened, when you were a child?
I'm 21 now you do the math, I will greentext it now.

>Gimme dat greentext boi - first time you pedoe'd some one up
My response to that guys question was meant to be "Yeah I had sexual contact as a child" btw

>Are you male or female?
>Do you like boys or girls?
Male, both.

>>greentext
Sure thing

>As a kid or an adult?
As an adult, of course.

Do you consider yourself sick or wrong?
Do you believe you were made or born this way?

Give me stories of abuse user.

Still gimme dat pedo story OP

>No cheese pizza
Fucking liar. I wouldn't admit to owning CP if I were a pedo either, so I don't blame you, but I want you to know that I know you're full of shit. I'm on to you.

Do you hate African American people or middle eastern people?

What does Pedo in pedophile mean?

>all pedos got cheese
Think about that for a second. Does everyone have porn?
Sure it's a Google search away, but that's not true with cp

>As an adult, of course.
Never really gone out of my way to try so the closest I've ever been is maybe a kid sitting on my lap and such.

>Do you consider yourself sick or wrong?
Do you believe you were made or born this way?
I don't believe I am sick but I do think I was made this way or atleast influenced by mentally ill parents even though they were never the ones who actually abused me.

>Give me stories of abuse user.
>Still gimme dat pedo story OP
Working on it.

>Fucking liar. I wouldn't admit to owning CP if I were a pedo either, so I don't blame you, but I want you to know that I know you're full of shit. I'm on to you.
I'm telling the truth I have seen cheese but I do not save or keep it.

>Do you hate African American people or middle eastern people?
Don't hate all Africans but I despise niggers like the ones who think there is nothing outside of their set.

>What does Pedo in pedophile mean?
Not going to pretend to know doing that would only make me look really stupid.

Pedo (child) Philia (love)

What is it about children that turns you on?

Why did you kill the old black guy?

>a kid sitting on my lap
OK so what happened?

Op here, here's the greentext.
>Be me
>Be about 4 or 5
>Family dirt poor so living in motels
>Have 2 or 3 friends one being a short pudgy kid we'll call b
>b convinced me to come into his motel that he was also living in at the time with his dad
>Once inside he convinces me to get into my underwear and lay under the covers with him
>After doing so he once again convinces me that we should suck each others penises
>He goes under the blanket and sucks mine
>He comes back up and insists it's my turn
>Not wanting to I back out
Cont..

>kid sits in my lap
>"well what happened"
Fag he just told you. Not all pedos are molesters.

did you see salty milk and coins?

u wanna post your..... stuff?

>What is it about children that turns you on?
Their figure If I had to assume not entirely sure.

>Why did you kill the old black guy?
Truthfully that situation was sad that fat ape piece of shit had to pull up on the most frail old man and not someone who actually posed a threat if threatened

>did you see salty milk and coins?
Nope

>u wanna post your..... stuff?
Like I've said before I don't save or keep anything I see

by stuff I mean your dick. let's see it

Similar interests... how do you control your urges?

Im a pedophile hunter. I wish you luck and I hope you die.

>>did you see salty milk and coins?
>Nope

as a pedophile you're a failure

Why no AMA?

Edgy. Why don't you tell us all about that one time you caught a pedo with his hooked nails digging into an innocent baby as he fucked the life out of them

>I get up and walk towards the door
>At that moment his dad walks in and pretends to be surprised but afterwards I realized he must've put his son up to it
>He then tried and succeeded in coaxing me into the bathroom
>He locked the bathroom and proceeded to strip me and himself
>He then ended up smashing my face into his cock after trying and failing to persuade me into sucking it
>Eventually he get's fed up that I won't open my mouth and starts to spank me
>Being young this would be a lot more traumatic than now
>He struck of a deal that if I did what he wanted he wouldn't spank me anymore to which I agreed but then backed out of after he attempted to shove is cock into a hole that wouldn't fit it
>At this point I'm screaming for my parents but they didn't hear me
>This parts a little hazy but I believe he just shoved his cock in and after cumming dressed me up and told me if I were to tell anyone he would murder me and sent me on my way.
There were a couple of more incidents but they were far less frequent mostly of which I'm guessing is because I began to avoid his son and stay with my parents.

Deep bro

Tacos are food

>Fag he just told you. Not all pedos are molesters.

I ask him what's the closest he's come to playing and a kid sitting in his lap is example.

But your "defense" of him is not all pedos are molesters. Do you realize how stupid you are?

I don't really give a fuck, I just want to read the story of him feeling her up and getting hard.

404 sympathy not found

What are your thoughts on children?

I wanna hear how your butthole got ripped open as a kid

>by stuff I mean your dick. let's see it
Maybe later.

>Similar interests... how do you control your urges?
Not to difficult if I'm honest just occasional cheese and I don't have too much contact with children so I'm ok

>Im a pedophile hunter. I wish you luck and I hope you die.
Thnx and hopefully it doesn't come to that.

>as a pedophile you're a failure
How so?

>I ask him what's the closest he's come to playing and a kid sitting in his lap is example.
But your "defense" of him is not all pedos are molesters. Do you realize how stupid you are?
I don't really give a fuck, I just want to read the story of him feeling her up and getting hard.
As far as that go's I just touched her butt accidentally and didn't look too much into it until after I've left.

>404 sympathy not found
That's alright it's a shitty story if I'm honest and truth be told I wish more instances like those happened in my childhood.

>What are your thoughts on children?
Pretty sure you could guess.

Alright, picture a cute girl you like sitting in your lap, now imagine a boner.
You're asking a story about something you should be able to guess. Your wasting server space with your stupid posts.

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

You got fucking raped.

Now you're acting out on children because you hate that one of those creatures did this to you.

This is exactly why people like you should get help.

When you become bored of the cheese (and you will), do you intend to hunt?

I wonder how his son is doing
That was fucked up

Do you think you could ever have a relation with a child without hurting them intentionally or otherwise?

Agreed. You're a faggot.

In the hypothetical situation that you were 100% guaranteed not to get caught, would you do anything?

>occasional cheese
You really need to either cut that shit out or an hero

> post dick
> maybe later
please now before I have to go to school lol i have a fetish for pedophiles

If I want to kiss on her cheek and hug like a cat pic related: that make me a pedo?

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What about children is it? Why not go for a petite woman of legal age?

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brilliant retort

not OP, when I was 11 i dry humped a neighbor boy. it was his idea. we only grinded together a few times one day.

spent years wanting to do more

>Replace the fact that this is a pedophile with a homosexual.
>Just think about that.

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How young is too young?

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Check'd

Too young is just a name in china

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Dubs demand OP

>Hunt
>Like he's a freaking uncontrollable monster

Man, the fun is wrong with you people.

chked

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Faggot

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Why in the fuck do you have so many naked fat dudes saved? The fuck is wrong with you

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>Your wasting server space

i like to ruin threads and this is my choice of how i do it fuck with a nigger fgt

he's spamming to derail and image max 404 the thread

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God forbid you just ignore a thread.
It'll be gone in 3 hours.
You're sinking time an effort into something that has the life span of a aphid.

sometimes i do trap threads sometimes i do furry sometimes pedo ....

i like to rusle jimmies before i got to bed it unrustels mine

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Keeping it classy, huh? You keep at it, big boy!

>Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Technically yes.

>This is exactly why people like you should get help.
I do not act any of those things out on children. and I agree with the rest

>When you become bored of the cheese (and you will), do you intend to hunt?
Nah I don't intend to, as of now I haven't gotten bored but then again it's not an everyday thing.

>I wonder how his son is doing
That was fucked up
His son is probably as fucked up as I am and most likely acting out the same thing with his child.

>Do you think you could ever have a relation with a child without hurting them intentionally or otherwise?
I do but then again a pedophile isn't the most rational person when it comes to that topic.

>In the hypothetical situation that you were 100% guaranteed not to get caught, would you do anything?
Yeah but it would only happen if the child was ok with it even though I doubt he/she could fully grasp the situation enough to make that call.

>You really need to either cut that shit out or an hero
I am trying but seems like everytime I do I accidentally come across it on the internet or on Sup Forums and it sparks the interest again.

>please now before I have to go to school lol i have a fetish for pedophiles
underage b&

>If I want to kiss on her cheek and hug like a cat pic related: that make me a pedo?
If there is any sexual gratification from it then yes.

>What about children is it? Why not go for a petite woman of legal age?
Some of them work for me but not often and it's not easy to explain even I don't fully understand.

>How young is too young?
Nice trips. For me under 5 or so but that's disregarding the kids mental health afterwards, for the childs mental health to not be torn to shreds probally 13 or so.

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Trash thread. Fucken sage

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