Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 21 Nights since last BNM: 3
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Rest in peace Chris Cornell -19 killed in explosion at Ariana Grande Concert -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
Nolan Diaz
what's up how we all doing tonite
Josiah Young
why does the 40 year old paranoid schizophrenic with the small pepes only come out once a week? haven't seen him in a minute
Carter Fisher
jesu/sun kil moon when
Luke Kelly
>open up Sup Forums for the first time in 8 mos. >/p4k/ hypetrain still alive >pitchfork >patrician >pick one >close window and walk away >effin' losers >lmao
James Butler
Terrible. Strep/Bronchitis/Tonsillitis and big ass antibiotics. Only a Jesu/Sun Kil Moon BNM will cure me!
Jace Parker
Also a !!! BNM will do the trick as well. That new album is tasty
Carter James
>closes window >walks away >still posts
Parker Lewis
Wavves new record will get panned hard af. Half the review will consist of cult of personality melodrama as oppossed to the actual music.
Caleb King
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Ryder Powell
Drinking growlers of local beer This volume is rough af
Anthony Torres
Fake and gay
Oliver Gomez
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Wavves 6.0 BTFO by Nina Corcoran Helium 7.0/ 8.0/ 8.5 BNR by Amy Schroeder !!! 7.3 by Stuart Berman Dr. Octagon 8.7 BNR by Nate Patrin
Luke Wilson
FUCKING P&
Luke Perry
nina cacaron should just join wavves if she's such an expert on how to fix his songs.
Camden Bell
why does pitchfork hate white men so much?
Anthony Fisher
Nathan, is that you?
Bentley Brown
>Dr. Octagon BNR cool beans, great album
Daniel Carter
I thought the songs were good too. This review kind of implies that Nathan is still behind all these songs but a good chunk are co-written/written by other members of the band, primarily Alex.
Only thing I agreed with on that review was the tracklisting. Welcome to the Valley would have been a good album opener and the rest could have been rearranged to give it a bit more pacing.
Nolan Williams
didnt Dr. Octagon originally get a 9.2 or something
Justin Carter
Hey real GCG, could you make a better version of this?
Colton Rogers
Wavves' new album is fantastic, really ready to see how much they hate it.
Juan Thomas
They gave it a 6.0
Juan Clark
The time has come my dude, they panned it
Jack Kelly
Wooooooah wooooah woooah.. Kitty Cordero-Kolin?? She just gathered stories from others and released them right? She's a friend of mine irl
Zachary Nguyen
I'm honestly surprised they even gave it a 6.0. After AoH they turned their backs to Wavves.
Jacob Perry
Yeah they did, it was around the same time he was getting fed up with labels and becoming more independent. Suprised they gave him the top review on the site.
Andrew Price
It's an alright album. It's pretty weak lyrically.
Jack Cook
Million Enemies has my vote for cringiest lyrics of 2017, still like the song though. Sounds like it was written by smashmouth
