So who here has some stories or input on alternative sexual/romantic relationships?

So who here has some stories or input on alternative sexual/romantic relationships?

My girlfriend and I are both bisexual and swingers and in an open relationship. Also based on others' feedback and the quality of our partners, I'm willing to say we are both pretty hot. We have done mmf, mff, mmff, and are going to be going to some swingers parties in the near future. I've been to some of those with a past girlfriend who was too nervous to do anything but this girl is way different. Who's got some deviant shit to share? Also you can ask me anything if you so desire. I'm just beyond bored and interested in what all you fags are up to.

Shirt in pic is from teespring btw if you wanna make some fag some money

Come on, no one has anything? Sup Forums really is gay as hell now. It's all cringe threads, YLYL, pony porn and threads about threads that already happened. Mine is also a black/white interracial relationship. I'm white. At least throw some racism my way, I'm so bored and trying to experience the internet.

Had a gf along with the wife. Ended up going south because we made vastly different life choices

Aww man that sucks. What kind of choices? My last relationship tanked because I actually wanted an open relationship but she was just over me. She started giving someone else a ton of time and I was like yeah I'm gonna end this for both of us. Current girlfriend of about a year and a half is way more like me. Nice to find someone who has similar expectations.

We moved to a small town in Oregon to get blue-collar jobs.
She moved to Portland to go to school and start a career in art.
Now I don't know if you're aware, but Portland is a commie hell, so we ended up getting into an argument over government role in property price control. She got insulted that I would disagree with her.

Ha! Wow that's unreal. I'm a registered Libertarian so I imagine I'd be on the same side as you in that situation. My girl knows she's dating a super patriotic member of the military who happens to hate the government so that won't be an issue for us, but I feel for you!

Now that I live in a small town, shit like this is impossible to do, though a friend of mine may have a thing for my wife. Not sure how she's going to roll with that.

In my experience, if you want to get your girl with one of your friends, you get her on any stimulant. Adderall, coke, E, whatever. Does the trick. She may regret it later but as long as she consented to taking it, it's on her. My girl blew my friend last time I gave her Adderall. Very fun to watch.

shameless self bump before i accept that Sup Forums has nothing new to say

Yo here's a question...
So my last gf (if you could call her that.) Really liked the idea of being able to be with other people while we dated which I wasn't okay with. Strange because normally I'm totes into open relationship stuff if we aren't serious. This chick seriously turned me on and dating feelings were going crazy. Is it something to slowly go into or just do it right off the bat and risk getting hurt. I broke up with her cause I couldn't cope and plus she was crazy but also crazy hot.

I also got some crazy fuck stories if anyone's bored enough.

Running off 2 hours sleep.

Help.

Oh well.... here's one of them

At shack some hole in the wall grab a bigger dick bar. With mates. Getting drunk.
Me and weed mate decide to go to gandies.
Hole in the wall grab your wallet metal bar. Get there I'm fucked.
Go upstairs. Buy shots. Headbang like a fucking douche. Weed friend is white man dancing. Screamed in the mic. Got a free album
Fuck yeah!

Go downstairs and see woman with whale friend

Pt 2

Drunk as fuck start talking to hot chuck while avoiding whale. Weed friend comes over fucked as hell.
Starts talking too.
Look back and whale says something about feminism and rum.
Realise she's giving me rum.
Drink rum.
Look over to weed friend.
Making out with hot chick.
Whale tells me to stop drinking her rum and scoots closer and licks my neck.

Down rest of rum.

Look to my friend who briefly sees my pain.

A. I'm personally bored enough. Can't sleep.
B. I'm a member of the "rip the band-aid off" camp and just say let her do it. Try to have her relay what happened, in detail, while you guys fuck or she blows you or whatever. That's what my girl and I do. We tell each other about other people we fuck while we fuck. Kind of makes you associate the good feelings with the stories. Makes the whole thing pretty hot. However openness isn't for everyone. If it's not you, it's just not you. Dont try to force yourself to like it

this is going places

Realise the world just probably exploded.
Wait no that was the sudden realisation of whats happening.
Balls shrivel up.mov
Shit.

Oh well let's get this over with.
Take her round to corner in alleyway.
Play with ginormous titties while she keeps talking shit about how she got her name.

Fuck this.

Tell her to suck my dick.

Mouth used for macdonalds does my dick no justice.

Can almost feel the grease from the cooker.

Put my jacket down on the floor and tell her to lie down.

She tells me that very nice of her.

I tell her is so my jeans don't get dirty and try to move her up which doesn't work

Fuck

ugh brutal.

Lol cheers for the reply... I'll ask more shit after I'm done with jizz whale story.

Pull floppy dick up.
Wake up.
No.
Oh well
Grab condom.
Smell of condom for some reason kick starts my dick while she takes her jeans that could shelter an entire village of niglets

Feel vag with dick.

Dick shrunk

Hairy af and moist.

Sure I felt a chunk of something else

Visually gagged
Told her it was vodka.

Missionary because speed is key.

Put floppy disk in.

Oh god why.

Hot dog down corridor.

Why

Hahaha omg terrible. This sounds almost as bad as when I was 22 and fucked a 48 year old alcoholic in San Francisco! (I'm from New Jersey)

Start pumping like crazy.
Just get this over with.

Try rest on her.

Realised I was basically fucking one of those huge weight excersise balls.

Spread eagled on this creature.

Realise I live in South Africa and there's probably skittering hobos around.

Some dude is watching us from these pillar things.

Vaguely remeber him walking up to us and just watching.

Fat bitch still trying to breath.

Stop and for some reason don a heavy British accent and shout.

JOG ON MATE.
JOG ON YEAH. I'LL FUCKING DECK YOU MATE.

he walks off a little.

MATE JOG ON. FUCK OFF YEAH.

goes a little further and sticks head behind pillar.

FUCK OFF MATE.

Hobo eventually pisses off after a huge crowd walks past and sees us.

People laugh and feel I've had enough and speed up just to leave.

LOL I've been walked in on in public too. fyi i'm def bout to fall asleep. thanks for the lulz though. totally been there

Eventually finish after what seemed like dynasties had past.

Fuck my life.

Squirter pathetic little thing in condom. Get up. Throw it over wall.

Fuck fuck fuck I just fucked a fat chick.

Attempt to rescue jacket.

Nope. Leave it there.

She's putting her shit back on. Obviously pissed I didn't last long.asked her if she even saw the fucking hobo.

She says no and tells me I could be better with practice and she is happy to teach.

I stare at her with vacant eyes.

She eventually gets up.

I go to weed mate. He's making out with hot chick. I tell him we need to leave.

Tells me to chill and buys me a drink.

Sit in bathroom and try to comprehend the undertaking that was took.

Eventually she leaves.

Fat chick asks for my number. Give her my mom's because it's the only number I know and leave

Bout to leave for work so i'll drop some shit for your entertainment.
>chick i guess i've been technically dating since early childhood to age 24 claims she's a lesbian
>dresses like your stereotypical dyke type
>basically grew up treating her like a brother
>both of us act like general bro types
>hit the gym together make gains together fuck bitches together hit the strip club together etc.
>lost our virginities to each other then started dating chicks together around age 11
>only "weird" thing about it is we share chicks on all levels
>by that i mean we're together everyday almost all the time anyway so when i pick up a chick so does she
>we fuck that chick together
>we emotionally invest in that chick together
>we take that chick out on dates together
>we get treated for gonorrhea together
>we find out that chick cheated on us together
>we go through the process of breaking up together
>we drunkenly console eachother will we ever find love shout "fuck, bitches!" At the world together
>you get the picture
>got into the same uni and coed dorm and did our shit their for a bit
>mostly fucking chicks cause its uni why bog ourselves down with dating a chick we'll probably have to drop in a few years when careers take off
>finally got our own apartment and recently activities picked back up cause we're free to bring chicks back to our place hassle free
>only just recently had this weird weed induced moment where we actually decided to just date eachother
>was personally kinda hesistant about it cause what if it changes everything
>got back to the apartment today after a few weeks back home for break
>had one of the weirdest conversations we've ever had
>both agree we don't want a lifestyle change but we both want to date instead of being just friends
>actually enjoying cuddling on the couch and holding hands and shit
>sharing the same bed was weird as all fuck for both of us despite the fact we fuck eachother if we ever don't have a chick we're banging

>sex was different to but not bad
>honestly wonder if this is what "love" changes in the dynamic of cheap fucks or actual lovemaking
I guess i'm just tooting my horn from cloud nine for anyone who'll hear it but i can now officially say i'm one of those lucky few who's girlfriend doesn't mind me banging other chicks.
AMA but i'm about to leave and may or may not have time to answer during work.