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mourning edition

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drinking a glass of waŧer

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kek

it literally is where it's from
kek was further spurred on by the turkish "top kek" cake things
lel is a racemixed version of lol and kek

wouldn't have happened if not for brexit

anime

Can imagine you weak little insipid runtoids going around squeaking "alri" to each other

disgusting, pathetic

>29 december
woah didn't hear about this
rip liz

friendly reminder to take good care of your teeth

you will deeply regret not doing so when you get older

Eating a banana

eating my ritalin supplies at an accelerated rate

Saw "Life" today.

Anyone else catch it?

>dat twist

olri

starting a new one, lel>kek>jej...now introducing...heh

by the time I'm old they'll have invented better false teeth so I don't care

>talking about football with a girl on tinder
based

ah yes the new thread gambit

>being this wrong
lel meant loving every laugh and was a product of the ironic phase of Sup Forums
kek was a corruption of lel

literally nobody cares/knows about your virgin orcish slang

Additional reminder that smoking is very bad for your teeth.

already invented that ages ago

you're literally, literally retarded
koreans and japanese write "kekeke" as their sound for laughing, like how we write "hahaha". Any game with a significant korean or japanese population would have "kekeke" in the chat a lot. That's how it came to Sup Forums

didnt know brazlilians had electricity let alone internet

heh is already a maymay muppit.

RUINED

F

You wouldn't last a night without proper greeting your eyes out with the ratpack, black cunt you'd get called nigger, daily.

Wouldn't mind having a /brit/ squeaking alri
to me
in bed
while i pound him

poorfags need not apply

by old i mean by the time you're 30

Heh is not new. It was a meme on another chan about 3 years ago.

I genuinely believe I was the first user of the word lel. I actually remember trying to think of an ironic way of annoying this place through a psuedo-reddit sounding word to convey emotion

t. night elf nonce

FFS you almost gave me a fucking heart attack, fuck you

did you know they don't sell iPhones in Argentina? lol

literally worse than shitholes like India

wwww is what japanese type

really fucking hate that spastic korean character for 'hahaha'

>£17
woah...

Introduced lel to the ratpack about three years ago, bare bantz

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so how does she know she's a lesbian?

alri sheed

>loving every laugh
haha Jesus shush lad.

all the lads use the phrase "madman" regularly because of /brit/fluence

you clearly said "alright" you spastic

kill yourself

will this be the year?

i seem to be developing feelings for a girl and she seems to like me as well
im too autistic to talk to her though lol

what phase of Sup Forums are we in now?

Decline into the abyss phase.

>implying

The job isn't done yet user

Lmao, coins are for throwing at bums

post-post-ironic-satire

new mene -> beb

she doesn't btw

americans are great at banter lads

are you autrailian

eating a sausage roll

This is Ruqiah Hazim, a university student studying engineering.

She was killed in Homs yesterday, by an explosive device planted in a passenger bus by UK and US backed rebels.

REALLY makes you think

ive literally introduced them to loads of Sup Forums memes

new meme -> OwO

has anyone got that picture of the ira with a hostage and the bloke second from the left is clearly special needs, with really weird posture and his eyes going in two different directions?

why do yanks have such trouble distinguishing Australian and uk voices

baffling

I was the inventor of runt posting. I was also an early innovator in Third Eye Posting but I wasn't the inventor.

Other than that I've retired from meme creating for about about 2 years now. I was most active 2014/early 2015. One of my lesser known works would be Moatposting

Fat cunt

rolling an eating sausage

you're deaf as well dumb then ya fuckwit

can't even tell the difference between a t and a glottal stop. for all you know you might have been saying alri all along but you're stupid to tell.

Was at a concert last night and a girl rubbed her arse on my willy.

Excited lads

dont care

I don't necessarily have any feelings towards a girl, but I know a girl who seems to take an odd interest in me

2 b fair some people from kent sound kind of aussie

that's NOT how southerners should say "alri"
this is
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reminds me of that Only Fools and Horses episode

>by an explosive device SHE planted in a passenger bus by UK and US backed rebels.


FTFY

Why lie..I invited Third Eye Posting. Don't believe me? Check the archives 6 months ago.

IDF and/or MIDF detected.

I used to manage zacposting before it went big

>moat
Haha what a madman he was eh?

> the word is "alright" and I pronounce it "alright" but I'm definitely saying "alri" lmaooo xdd glottal lmaoaoooo

don't reply to me again.

aren't those guys all just photoshopped to have cenaboyle's eyes in them?

>vinyl

the best county in the country, you say?

>buying vinyl
why? also Hipsters OUT

more like how a monged out cockney should say it

we're more civilised in essex

hmmm it's almost as if the latin alphabet can't quite get across subtle differences in pronunciation
reckon linguists might have figured out a new way of showing speech?

gorillaz are shit
every single one of their songs is an assault on the ears

I just like the sound of vinyl better.
Don't get me wrong, having digital music is great but it still doesn't beat vinyl

I invented rasheed calling

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#elite

>I invited Third Eye Posting
You very well could have I wouldn't know. As I said I was merely an early innovator, but I honestly believe that without me it wouldn't have taken off the way it did

nah, the rest are normal. Also kev's eyes are pretty normal, this fella has eyes going in different directions and a weird posture
>cockney
fuck off m8 i'm from kent
>civilised in essex
hmmmmmm not too sure about that one x

Got to work early so bought a ploughmans

Wash your mouth out

having a read of the top comments on the BBC Brexit story

find it pretty funny that people say the news coverage of it is negative and that being negative will make it all a failure.
To leave voters:
If it all goes wrong and britain ends up poorer and weaker and more divided, will you pretend it's remainers fault for not "believing in britain"?

i invented "shan't"

>manage

I invented fingerblasting your mum to skrillex vinyls

it's as bad as I imagined.
I really hope you benders don't actually go around saying this to each other

>alri

if you want the symptoms to go away: stop drinking and smoking, work on your posture when sitting and eat healthier

if you want to keep doing those things: be aware that they are probably causing your symptoms, not lung cancer.

doctors can't force you to do anything but you can't force them to spend time booking and prepping a scan. if symptoms persist after a few months of changing your lifestyle, you can go back with more ammo.