>be me >driving >had some beer but not drunk >nightime >curvy road >look at the radio >next thing after another >go up curb >hit real estate sign >air bags go off >fortunately theres a road i can park >sit for a little bit, breath 18 year old air bag fumes >go out and asset damage >all is fine but passanger side tires both KO'd >oil trail, oil pan is KO'd >mfw i just changed it two days ago >sit in car, smoke and think >cops roll up >im in cuffs >took a breath test >over .08 >get charged with 4 counts of impaired driving >pass breath test at station >joke imma drain my blood with cops cos im so stressed >mfw to the hospital we go >doc is like wtf >im fine, not pyschopath >didnt sign any papers, just sat there and gave information >mfw $125 in copay
So Sup Forums, I'm 21. Live in Maryland. No prior accidents, no prior trouble on the road. Just got extremely unlucky. What the fuck should I do? The ticket lists the charges but all is for court hearing although one fine of $280.
haha dickhead don't drink drive you fucking degenerate
Nicholas Richardson
It happens
Isaiah Gonzalez
>It happens Only if retards ingest alcohol, then decide to drive a vehicle.
It isn't a natural phenomenon, like the weather which does just happen, it's a conscious, retarded act.
Austin Wright
>nightime >curvy road >drunk driving >looking at the radio What could possibly go wrong?
Grayson Davis
Like i said. It happens. Sorry not everyone is dandy like you. Literally seconds
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Then it's your own fucking fault. Don't drive drunk without wanting to deal with the consequences you fuck. OP could have just put back his seat and took a half hour power nap before he decided to drive but instead he chose to risk it and lost.
Sucks to suck, faggot. Welcome to the real world, fuck face.
Landon Turner
Jesus man. I am well aware im a fuck face. I was sort of asking for legal help. I could of had the option to walk away from the car, i had no idea somebody called the police. It was a minor collision.
Cameron Brown
>Is this fair? You took and chance and got fucked, that doesn't mean it's unfair. Your judgment is shit
Julian Morris
Im asking about the involvementof the police. Not my actions.
Jesus christ. You guys need your coffee.
Luis Howard
>Sorry not everyone is responsible like you FTFY
If you're OP, you don't deserve to be granted the privilege of having a driving licence. If you're OP I hope they throw the book at you and take away your licence, as that would be one less irresponsible retard being a danger to the public.
What if it had been a pedestrian, rather than a real estate sign? Moron.
Camden Nelson
see I agree with this user 100%
Juan Fisher
NO SHIT ! I hope it was you. Goddamnit.
Bentley Sullivan
Here's some legal advice bro. Don't fucking drink and drive.
Sebastian James
>It was a minor collision It was a minor collision with a drunk at the wheel
Jacob Price
o man.
Gavin Ross
>I hope it was you Wouldn't be me. I don't drink and drive
Unless Mr Irresponsible drunk-at-the-wheel is now wishing he'd killed an innocent bystander with an opinion? You're not temperamentally fit to be in charge of a child's bicycle, never mind a motorised vehicle.
Gabriel Reed
Im saying that got hit you fucking moronic, useless twat. Hostile prick.
Isaiah Flores
kek'd
Oliver Cox
I think the entitled shit was saying he wishes you were the pedestrian.
Ayden Thompson
Idk man. We all have problems. Attention slips away. Shit fucking happens. I wasnt drunk, i failed the breath test because i consumed a beer of 8% half hour prior.
William Russell
face the consequences for your fucking retarded behaviour and quit whining
Dylan White
>Hostile prick I'm not the one spewing ad hominems. You're not drunk again, by any chance?
>m saying that got hit you I assume by this semi-coherent (alcohol addled?) rant that you wish I had been hit? In which case, the second sentence in this post applies
Nolan Bell
>I wasnt drunk, >i failed the breath test logical dissonance. You failed the breath test; ergo, you were drunk. Anything else is self-deception.
Zachary Cook
>Attention slips away. Shit fucking happens. I wasnt drunk if a radio in a car is enough to distract you that heavily while "not even being drunk", please hand in your license
Aaron Ramirez
I gathered that, which is what the second sentence was meant to convey.
Zachary Hill
I dont get it you bastards. Some idiot on his phone warps his car around a pole but the fact that he wasnt digesting booze, its suddenly not as bad. Stupid shit happens all the time. You faggots cant be a little helpful and be nice. It was an inhabitable road. I am well aware of my stupidity but my luck as well. Wtf so you people want me to do, write a essay? Im not entitled, and neither are any of you telling me im an idiot. IM WELL AWARE.
Blake Nelson
Is this thread turning out like you expected, OP?
Leo Perez
>not drunk
Yes drunk. Be very happy you didn't hit any in my family.
Landon Walker
just fucking pay your fines and damages and shut up.
Caleb Campbell
>Wtf so you people want me to do, write a essay? No. Stop driving drunk, you retard.
Take your punishment like a man rather than a whiny, entitled child - a punishment I hope involves loss of licence
Ethan Anderson
I mean what legal advice did you want? How to get out of facing the consequences of something you did to yourself? I can't be an extreme dickhead to you because I've actually driven on the freeway piss drunk multiple times but I was extremely lucky that nothing happened. Just take it like a champ. If anything it sounds like you just got a slap on the wrist.
Blake Barnes
Ok sir king. I guess i worded it wrong. But id expect this from Sup Forums not Sup Forums who wears their sister's panties and jacks off to furry cartoons.
James Lewis
>Some idiot on his phone warps his car around a pole but the fact that he wasnt digesting booze, its suddenly not as bad. Disagree. I would ban anyone caught on a non-handsfree phone from driving for 5 years. It's as bad as your offence of drunk driving.
Nolan Brown
I know. I was just reassuring you that OP is indeed a cunt.
Noah Robinson
>not Sup Forums who wears their sister's panties and jacks off to furry cartoons and hates drunk drivers, it would appear.
Wyatt Barnes
Youre right. Just want some other experiences of anons related to the matter to help me understand what i will be expecting. You guys fucking suck.
Anthony Cox
Thanks, and I agree.
He's doing a very good job of that himself.
Cameron Foster
Want real advice? Just have it on record that you passed the test at the station after the initial test it should probably lower the severity.
Bentley King
>You guys fucking suck. Said the irresponsible drunk driver
Juan James
Jesus fucking christ, thank you! All i'm asking. We're a big ole family of fuck ups, degenerates and retards. Sup Forums helps.
Logan Bailey
You try to make this 'not a big deal'. But it is! We can only hope that you kill yourself next time, before killing anybody else.
David Phillips
Where in MD? Montgomery County?
Brody Jenkins
Ha ha.
Jordan Davis
>We're a big ole family of fuck ups, degenerates and retards Well I for one don't endanger other innocents by driving drunk, so you're in a minority there.
Adam Brown
Yes officer
Jaxson Davis
>but i use my cellphone
Eli Hall
This. Next time if you're about to hit a tree or sign OP just floor it.
Jaxon Evans
Nope - bluetooth handsfree only, and then briefly only having told the caller that I'm driving and there may be gaps if I have to concentrate.
This is in line with UK law, unlike driving over the limit.
Also, attempted deflection failed.
If the conversation is involved, I'll call back when pulled over.
Ayden Allen
Get out while you still can.
Ian Collins
Tbh I'm not really on your side here OP. It should have been clear to you that you got off with a slap on the wrist. I definitely wouldn't have come to Sup Forums to whine and see how I could get out of paying $280 when shit could have gone way you worse for you. Anyway, I'm out of here.
Jack Davis
OI ITS 9 OBONG
Hudson Barnes
Kek I appreciate the respectable response.
James Gomez
>OI ITS 9 OBONG Because this negates opinions. Fuckwit.
I'm out. Hope you lose your licence for 5 years, OP. But I doubt justice will be that wise.
Levi Richardson
ok OP, you have to understand that drunken, "buzzed", or even "i only had one beer" has affected many people in this world. driving has always been a privilege, not a right, and even driving sober can be dangerous to everyone on the road. as far as "help" goes is about the best you have right now. I hope you've learned the very valuable lesson that could have been a lot worse and decide to not drive with any impairment, don't drink ever again, or don't drive ever again.
Andrew Rogers
SEE YA M8.
Gavin Hall
Thank you, seriously Overlooked this resposne, thank you.
Jaxon Flores
You, mr drunk driver, should be ashamed, you should be very ashamed.
Justin Phillips
Yea, ill never post on Sup Forums again.
Lincoln Perez
Do nothing and pay. Your fucking lucky I had to pay a 355$ red light ticket plus traffic school. Sounds like u got away cheap
Nathan Mitchell
Better off if you don't drink and drive again. And even better if you don't come here just to look for symphaties for your drunk driving.
Justin Russell
Was looking for connections not moral guidance
Levi Foster
Fuck you, just Fuck You.
Charles Gomez
>Is this fair? I'm so stressed out guys, halp. This thread looks pretty much like a plea for moral guidance from an entitled Millennial to me >Wah, wah. I did stupid and consequences will never be the same. But you're my b/ros; sympathize that I just got extremely unlucky but that I'm an OK guy who just gets drunk at the wheel like everyone, am I rite?
Isaiah Thomas
Pay up sucker, and quit drinking and driving. There's this new thing called Uber or Lyft that can take your irresponsible ass home next time. Sure, it might cost you $50 or so, but that's a little cheaper than you're looking at now ain't it?
Time to grow up son and be responsible. You could have killed other people or yourself.
Douche.
Michael Lopez
SORRY. IM TERRIBLE AT FINDING PROPER WORDS RIGHT NOW. >drunk driving general Better? You cheeky bastard. Let this thread 404 already
Julian Watson
W-whoaaaaa lyft and uber
William Williams
>Let this thread 404 already Not if we can prolong OP's discomfort and hopefully teach him the multiple lessons he's so obviously in need of
Noah Mitchell
You might as well have killed someone considering how much they're charging you. It couldn't be that much worse and least you would have gotten to enjoy murdering someone.
Anthony Cox
>after i jerk my dick to furries and traps and get my dose of gore and rekt threads lets teach a lesson on life
Chase Harris
Im sure that would be different.
William Bennett
No - do it first, then the fap will be glorious with righteousness.
Besides, you'll be hogging the lube, lolis and dick rate threads
Nicholas Lee
You goddamn bastard, you!
Xavier Rogers
>>MADD detected Its like you lost a close friend or family member to drunk driving. Well we don't ban guns just because somebody shoots someone. Fuck you cunts, drinking wile driving is fun. Driving on acid is even better though.
Thomas Turner
My nigga! Guilty pleasure indeed.
Thomas Peterson
You got what you deserved. I just hope you drive and kill yourself next time, before you kill somebody else. And you should be ashamed of yourself, by coming here and ask us to feel sorry for you. I am too old for fighting, but in your case I would gladly make an exeption.
Easton Sanchez
Bring it on, old man. Bring it on. Read the thread sir.
William Fisher
Gd straight edge punks, how about you worry less about what i put in my body, and ill try to swerve around your children you let play in the street.
Blake Sullivan
I dont think he killed anyone Kek
Cooper Roberts
Now i do hope that you'll drive and kill yourself! You would do the world a huge favour.
Italy -- kids may buy liquor even after 8pm and noone complains, because there isn't a prohibitionism culture. And noone drives after drinking, and a very few people love to get wasted by alcohol.