Shoutout to all the Americans! Your country began as a bunch of dindus refusing to pay us taxes because you couldn't handle the bants we dished out on you! We literally invented your shitty country then ditched it because of how bad you guys fucked up! Like, how stupid must your ancestors have been?
>Hey I'm really hecked off because the Brits are poking fun at us, Billy Bob! >Darn tootin', Bobby Joe! Let's go out and pisses off the soldiers until they shoot us! >Heck of a plan! I didn't have no plans today anyway since I'm too gosh darn lazy to work for myself!
Your guns as well; you claim gun restrictions don't help but you seem to have the highest rate of school shooting fucking anywhere. Do you dinks really not see a correlation? Fucking every week there's some new mass shooting going on over there. newsweek.com/list-school-shootings-america-2013-380535 See? There is literally on every other week. INB4 "MUH SECOND AMENDMENT". It's a law from fucking ages ago when your country didn't even have a bloody military so they had to hope you lazy fucks would get off your arses to shoot at some innocent people trying to help you.
Sure, we might have some terror attacks in Britan, but they are pretty uncommon, one every 4 months or so. And those people doing those attacks are normally outsiders, not a part of society. Your school shootings are done by your children! Your country is tearing it self apart.
Pic related: your typical American when you point out their flawed society
If by 'fucking up' you meant becoming the preeminent world power with the largest economy I suppose we did make quite a mess
Grayson Young
You pay a white family to sit in a castle. And you're 0-1 against the USA in wars. Didn't even read everything you posted. We know you hate yourselves.
Juan Murphy
Bait thread
Move along
Mason Myers
Of course you didn't rread it all, I know Americans don't have a long attention span.
Congrats on reading some though, most of your country is illiterate!
Noah Young
Shit tier bait.
Lincoln Evans
Call it bait because your American mind can't make an adequate response. :^)
Connor Lopez
TL:DR
Go america
Gabriel Flores
More like "go away America"
Andrew Sanchez
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Daniel Sanchez
OMG you burned me so good, you're the insult master
Daniel Thompson
>This response >mfw
Christopher Walker
>kek
Raicsts leave please
Isaac Williams
>Racists
Faggots leave please
Hudson Anderson
lol londonistan
Aaron Robinson
Here's a line from my post since you Amerifats clearly can't pay attention long enough to read it :^)
>Sure, we might have some terror attacks in Britan, but they are pretty uncommon, one every 4 months or so. And those people doing those attacks are normally outsiders, not a part of society. Your school shootings are done by your children! Your country is tearing it self apart.
David Moore
>haha yea this is bait so none of this is true at all haha.. right guys?
Eli Sullivan
but school shootings don't happen every couple of months like your terror attacks
I'm Canadian and I agree. Americans are pretty savage.
Adam Rodriguez
All 4 months?
Connor Butler
>lol londonistan thinks that they're better us
you're led by a shilling fat woman
you're invaded by muslims
they took your guns away
you still allow the royal family to exist
just bow down to the global empire that is the united states, like you did with the muslims
>also mfw
Leo Collins
But in a lot of those "shootings", the gun wasn't actually discharged. Did you read the article fully?
Matthew Gomez
Hello, eurofag here. I hate americans. They stink and are loud, and they are fat. And stupid.
Let them keep their guns and kill each other. Profitz
Benjamin Hernandez
With the way the shitty constitutionally fundamentalist political system is set up, America is unable to change and improve any sectors or parts of its society. As a result, pretty much every aspect of public US has been deteriorating since Reagan put it on this path. Guns, prisons, education, health care, INCOME DISTRIBUTION. The fact that you elected Donald Trump is just an exemplification of how Americans are unable to wrap their fat heads around anything that isn't related to immigrants or war.
Angel Bailey
what kind of european? the kind whos asses we kicked or the kind whos asses we saved?
Lincoln Morris
Someone needs to make a picture of an Amerifat kid in school and all the dying kids on the ground say stuff like "Shall not be infringed!"
Ryan Watson
You didn't read any of my post just because my points were too good :^)
Read and then say that again :^)
YFW
Liam Diaz
What is this thing about Britain being over run with Muslims?, where did it start?, because it is really a load of bollox. Only 4.6 % of the whole UK population is Muslim, that isn't over run by any means. It's like saying that The USA is over run with clever people, it's simply not true.
Adam Barnes
Saved. You do have function as our less intelligent meat shield. Look at you, spending enormous amount of money on your military - defending us.
LOL PROFITZ AGAIN
Tyler Bell
This.
Logan Cruz
yes, our country has problems, just like every other country.
we're not perfect but we're without a doubt the best.
Kayden Ortiz
Poojeet here , i thinkz americanz are fat fuckz.
Jackson Sanchez
Nice trips, and yep, they are sorting their own problem out. Especially the white kids that go shotgun crazy, they need medals and holidays in their honour.
Jacob Flores
i've been there faggot and i've seen it. a muslim asked me if they speak english in my state on the street
Jackson Garcia
>I saw a Muslim so that means everyone is a Muslim
God, Yanks really are smart!
Carson Butler
really now, if mass shootings can tear a country apart then the us would have died as a nation long before 9/11
the us is big enough to tank mass shootings and still keep rolling along anyhow, just that every time they happen the retards at the nra go ballistic whenever the government uses said shootings to implement something as simple as background checks
also, the thirteen colonies wouldn't have had any reason to go on a revolution if the english didn't run the treasury to the ground fighting no less than THREE european wars (spanish succession, austrian succession, seven years) for the first half of the 18th century and tax the colonials (and everybody else) into the ground to compensate
but of course you wouldn't know that, because british history only started when a frenchie conquered the continent amirite? :^)
Nicholas Brown
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James Moore
I was gonna rip in even if bait, but hats off to Brexit, I just hope you guys are piling guns up to fight against the EU islamic state
Jose Watson
You've been to the whole of the UK?, wow, good on you, thanks for your tourist pounds. They probably asked you if they speak English in your state as we all know that Spanish is big in the States, and I bet they spoke to you in English.
Camden Davis
typical american, thinks 9/11 is so god damn important
Xavier Bailey
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Joseph Sanchez
Friendly reminder that our last 4 mass shootings were by muslims, pledging allegiance to ISIS
>We literally invented your shitty country then ditched it because of how bad you guys fucked up
and then begged us to come save your asses from Hitler.
you're welcome :)
Jack Barnes
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Grayson Miller
how could somebody eat that >not even deep dish
Jose Jackson
You came because the Japs attacked you. You were ready to leave us all to do die you imbecile.
Asher White
>We literally invented your shitty country then ditched it
lol ok please try harder than this
Jack Garcia
Brexshit will just fuck the UK even more than it is fucked now, laws will get tighter, wages will go down and holidays will need visas. Dumb cunts voted to cut off their own noses to spite their faces, most of the cunts that voted leave though that that meant get rid of muslims...fuck know how or why they thought that. And The UK will be the last place on earth to legalise weed. Backwards Britain.
Lincoln Gray
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Ryan White
And The UK owed them fucking loads of $$$, they would have never got it back if the uk spoke german.
Noah Hall
yes but we still saved your asses none the less.
Luke Nelson
Eat some bacon and watch your hockey Canada bro. You're drunk.
Mason Green
Government wanted in, the people did not...then PH happened. Obviously our role wasn't as big as Russia's in the outcome of the war tho
Oliver Turner
No, 'you' saved 'your' investment.
Dominic Brooks
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Thomas Wood
>No, 'you' saved 'your' investment while saving your asses aaaaaaand breaking up your empire and taking the pieces we wanted.
Blake Nelson
And that's why our debt to China is a good thing
Oliver Campbell
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Brayden Ross
I praise Stalin and only Stalin, the real commie bro, for beating Hitler. FUCK AMERIFAGS!
Jack Edwards
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Henry Perez
jealousy breeds hate
Tyler White
I'm English and this is true. PH was a retaliation attack though
Cameron Martin
Paid leftist shill. Gtfo
Jack Edwards
As much as I hate Commies, Stalin won the war for us all. He forced the Germans to fight on both the east and west and just threw his men at him until the lines cracked
James King
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Logan Clark
Which bit did you take and how did you break up the emipire then?, that happened in the 60's...
Grayson Nguyen
American guys got small penises too, I've heard. True or nah?
Jaxon Brown
no debt is good.
Adam Butler
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Adrian Murphy
>Paid leftist shill. Gtfo
is it even possible to be this stupid or is this more bait?
Colton Gonzalez
All the fatness of Americans makes 'em look larger than they actually are.
Caleb Bell
Why do you hate commies? U stupid bro?
Jason Phillips
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Colton Butler
nah, they just chop their foreskins off to be more like the Jews they worship and the Muslims they claim to hate.
Ryder Brown
If I say "nice oven thing" will you stop
Isaiah Cook
>Americans are pretty savage. S'what yer wife said to me last night.
Jonathan Johnson
college freshman detected
Dominic Stewart
They are very nice oven thingys
Cooper Diaz
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Robert Myers
we traded a few old shitty ships for naval and air bases
Alexander Campbell
phd holder actually
Connor Adams
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Kayden Jackson
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Kayden Green
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Jack Ward
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Ian Ward
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Justin Reed
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Jeremiah Nguyen
You mad londonfag? Go spend some quid and choke down some spotted dick you bitch
Landon Hall
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Elijah Russell
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Liam Morris
and you are welcome to them. Again, thanks for the free shit.
Luis Morgan
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Cameron Barnes
>some quid???? >choke down???? You can't even English mate