Real Madrd vs Borussia Dortmund Prematch & Match Thread

Best game of the matchday.

Can Halal do it?

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bet everything on a 1-1

E A S Y

Will Kroos be back? Then we have a chance. If not, then no

reus will dominate. fagnaldo will cry like a pussy

>mfw the GOAT scores a hattrick
>mfw messifags on suicide watch

Kroos plays for his waifu. Beast unleashed!

who m/a/drid here

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wrong pic

m/a/drid

real will score an early goal, another one after a counter and take it slow for the rest of the game

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Halal Madrid 0:3 Dortmund

Are you the Romanian who opens the smug threads?

ye

Why? Czech'd btw

I just like shitposting and its a safe choice

No, bet your house on it leds

Wait! You're also the roach gf/bunda/porn Roamanian?

That's not a picture of Pulisic.

and the og slippy guy

>porn

yes but not the tranny guy, that's the leeds/pol/ guy

>Zidane as footballer is better than as a manager

Why don't you slagpost more in /bundes/ and match threads? It's fucking boring in there because all the slagposters left or get b& every 3 days.

I'm not the /bundEs/ guy

also I'm a bit busy nowadays so its hard to come up with new material

>ROLANDO
>GOAT

KEK
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Just go hide behind Halalalalalalalalalalalal Madrid like he's doing now that he is exposed as a tax evader

Don't you lie to me. I was in your last thread and saw you being proud of your need life.

why would they want to do it ? if they draw and keep the 2nd place the worst opponent they could get is Arselel (no atleti or barça since same championship)

Whereas if they push and finish first they may end up against bayern or city.

And if borussia gets first then no bayern, no barca and no atletico.

So a draw is a win-win for both teams.

idk that american seemed angry at my supposed neetness so I just went with it. haven't actually been one in near enough a month sadly

Are you also this guy?

nothing wrong with playing the system desu

no I poo in outhouse :3

that's fucking amazing though, ausDOGS a jelly

Are you the /bundes/ Denmark?

I want a draw to get better draws in 8s

No, I'm not autistic

>Dortmund finish second after losing 3-1
>play Farca in the round of 16

Navas; Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo; Casemiro, Modric, James; Vazquez, Benzema, Ronaldo

Weidenfeller; Piszczek, Sokratis, Bartra, Schmelzer; Weigl, Pulisic, Dembele, Castro, Schürrle; Aubameyang

Good. Otherwise you would have to leave.

are you the /epl/ dane?

I like you
There are more than one, but I'm one of them

do you enjoy riget

Halal has no chance

You have a point

͏͏͏͏>tfw too poor to afford greentext

I have nothing for or against von Trier, but his work isn't really for me. Have you been to Moldova?

I fucking hate it when Tuchel puts Dembele on the left.

It's the surefire way to cripple his game

Pulisic will score the winning goal, you saw it here first folks

youtube.com/watch?v=J_NniTO22_A

>epl

some 12 years ago yes, why?

I went to Chisinau a month ago on a study-related trip, it was comfy as fuck

Who wants sum rocha here?

you'd enjoy iasi then, they both depress me though

FIGHT AND WIN
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based brazil bro

do you who i am?

did you get laid?

hello

well?

I have a bet on Real Madrind and can cash out with a little profit. Does Real have good chances or should I just cash out?

RECORD STREAK

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don't do it pekka

Post your country's best handballfu lads.

looks creepy

Who J/a/mes here?

baden baden

it's pretty obvious they are going for a draw.
how many shekels did you bet?

You just gay

Why?

I actually did, I went on a date with my 18yo translator (given to us in relation to our study-related activities) and ended up getting lucky. We dated for the remaining 5 days, but sadly she lives in Moldova ;_;

here

Not him but the people are fucking Russia-tier. City is fine for partying tho. There's about 4-5 cities worth half a shit in Romania and that's one of'em.

would you like some bunda?

Stream anyone?

Will give hot nudes if provided

I wrote over 60 pages on Trier and Dogme 95 as my bachelor thesis

Yeah, I get that it's a shitty place to live, but amazing to visit, because everything is so cheap, so you can get treated like a king

not really you just picked the worst possible angle
makes me think of what could have been had we genocided the right people at the right time and nuked bucharest

Just go on /r/soccerstreams

Only 3 dollars. I can leave with a 10 cents profit now. Thing is I have no idea if both teams are going to use their main players since they are already qualified

Viaplay

What could have happened then?

I always knew you slovaks were top lads
southern and ardeal scum wouldn't sell half the country basically

t. ardeal scum before the other romanian gets triggered

HALA MADRID

In what subject?

I like her in both pics fecior.

If you're mobile the best streaming site is
navixsport.com

Its good for pc too

Who /pulisic/ here?

How many TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU today?

she's fine here yeah, kinda reminds me of that stupid annoying whore on game of plebs

>Can Halal do it?

Dogme 95, Media Studies. I've probably seen over 50 movies from your country, thanks for them.

Fucking Pooland refs man.

faggotry 101

he aced it

Who are the top three players on the pitch tonight and why is it

(1) Modric
(2) Aubameyang
(3) Ramos

??

James should do something outstanding today if he doesn't want to return to Monaco.

ROYCE
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idk I dont watch that shit

do you like ramnicu valcea?

1. Pepe
2. Ronaldo
3. Marcelo

>Ramos
no.
just no.

is this the cancer thread?
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