Drink lots of water

>drink lots of water
>desperate to pee
>fap
>1 second away from cumming
>start pissing

What would happen

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022
xhamster.com/movies/3507094/female_ejaculation_2.html
youtube.com/watch?v=xazFz0Hzq1M
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you cant, the body switches off peeing while climaxing (or "1 second away from cumming"). you dont have full control over the muscles controlling the opening to the bladder.

A good fap when you need a piss is fine... but I really don't think you could piss whilst you were ejaculating... if you did it would probably fucking hurt.

Desperate for a pee
Start fapping
Couple seconds way from cumming
Start pissing
Instantly start fapping again whilst still pissing

= Orgasm while urinating

It fucking hurts.

Its called squirting and its always pissing while you orgasm. Theres no alternative.

u cant piss while erect

They don't piss WHILST climaxing, that as stated would be neigh on impossible, but women do what women do and lie and fake everything in their lives for money and cam-time so just make the facial expressions & stupid noisess, keep the piss right at the point of no return then just make quick blasts.

Whatever makes you sleep better faggot. Woman only piss. There is no evolutionairy reason why they would have seed similar to men.

Believe what you want, loch Ness, unicorns, martians and females, that are the receiver of ejaculation have evolved with even stronger ejaculative muscles than males.

Pain? How do you not know that = pain!?

Women squirt. Trust me, it's not piss. Porn stars might though?

It's piss. Citations:
>www.newscientist.com/article/mg22530042.300-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find.html
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

any user that needs to piss real bad should test this for science

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and a quote
>CONCLUSIONS:
>The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity

Cntraction for guiding male seed towards the egg. Has notthing to do with a different fluid as you claim. Its piss face it.

I dont trust you.

Yep it is.
xhamster.com/movies/3507094/female_ejaculation_2.html
Only real ejaculation that I've seen, and guess what, it doesn't fly half way across the room aaaaaand it's slimey as it's fundamentally mucus, just the same as male precum.

I know mate I'm agreeing with you i know its piss.

Its a man who was turned into a woman and thats just leftovers from that..

dick gonna stuck and burn like fuck , it happens when there are short intervals between pissing and ejaculating

and SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU VIRGIN LOSERS squirt is only piss nothing more

Citation required as I've never heard this level of bullshit.

MOAR

It could also be a genetic mutation like some women have facial hair. Your level of bullshit is bigger anyway. 1 magical example of a woman with cum and you think your point is proven...

google it or something, I can't be bothered posting the rest

>2 women pissed
>5 did both
>out of unknows sample size
theres an evolutionary reason - genitals form out of the same structure and u can find analogical structures in sexes.

So Xhamster is now a more reliable source than New Scientist or the US National Library of Medicine National Institutes of Health?

Riiiight....riiiight

Same logic : humans are fish

i tried to pee inside my gf as i was cumming and i couldnt, but i could do it while having a boner but not climaxing.

thx b bro, found result for this one not

So you need to find the structure in a woman that's capable of holding that volume of fluid.

Oh, right....there isn't one.

>out of unknows sample size
Read again - sample size is given. Seven

Also, you conveniently ignore the 7/7 (that's 100%) in the PubMed article

no
bladder could. U r so well educated in medicine, i can safely say it can accumulate there and u cant say otherwise
>sample size of 7 being enough
kys

This. The evidence is clear

Are you fucking retarded. If its made in the bladder its piss. You probably believe that bunnies magically start shitting chocolate when its easter as well...

piss is made in kidneys

Backing up , this was floating around Sup Forums a while ago and it is indeed a dude

>proof

>bladder could
Exactly. The bladder could. And the only entries into the bladder? The kidneys. And what do the kidneys excrete? Urine.

7/7 = 100%
So I need to kill myself for providing a citation that shows a 100% result but with a sample size that is statistically small - we're not looking at a distribution here. If I shoot seven people and all die, does this mean that the sample is not big enough to conclude that these people were killed by being shot?

Moron.

Where is your alternative study with a statistically significant sample that shows women do not squirt piss?
>....tumbleweed

more to the set? Cant find it on google, plz post a few more!!!!!!!!!!

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7/7=100%/4000000000. Good sample. Was too hard to get even 100 women

This. still waiting for proof female cum exists. We shouldnt even be trying to prove its non existance..

>Was too hard to get even 100 women
Produce your refuting citation. That's right, you can't. Not even 1 in 4 billion. By the way, did you adjust your 4 billion for the age of sexual maturity?

Because women of any age can piss. Now piss off

oh, so theres only 7 females on earth, whos sexually mature?
I ont need another stuy. This 1 is evidently lame. Sample of 7 is no sample at all - deal with it. Your source is shit

Show me one study that proves female cum you unscientific bitch

no need. Your study is inconclusive at best, so whatever point u were trying to make is invalid.

Is Squirt Pee?
youtube.com/watch?v=xazFz0Hzq1M

>ask a porn star
>conflicting views
>1 says she doesnt know
proof right there

Your body "switches the valves" when you cum so to speak. It isn't bullet proof though. Don't try to piss when you cum. Forreal. Just don't. You'll weaken the mechanism.

also, samefag, it's possible to have piss diverted into your balls and it can become infected.

>Because women of any age can piss
But we're discussing squirting. Which happens only during orgasm. Hence the need to adjust for sexual maturity.

Illiterate moron

>oh, so theres only 7 females on earth, whos sexually mature?
Where do I claim that?

As an aside, I'd also punctuate it correctly. But that's just me - I like to be accurate.

why were u pointing the maturity out, then?
I dont see u correcting me, so my punctuation is correct

You are clearly a moron. I see no value in continuing a discussion with someone who would make a grape look intelligent, so I'll leave you to the thread now.

Enjoy drinking piss.

If you tried to force it... Pain. Lots and lots of pain. And possibly some blood.

>bladder makes piss
try harder, retard.