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Cheeseman Edition

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when did you last do a poo?

direland hardmen can fuck off to /eire/
everyone else (including nice ireland lads) can stay here x

>you will never have a good friend

just want someone i can talk and do things with

About 2 hours, on company time

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Try getting a dog.

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excited to see what fun laws our unelected bureaucrats write to replace EU laws

animr

haha true

*appears offline*

/eire/ is utterly PETRIFIED of people from up North. They're all from Dublin, so they're all bender anime nonces.

>just want someone i can talk and do things with
Hire a personal trainer and/or prostitute

plastic surgeon arrested for injecting patients buttocks with cement

i can't because of work there's nobody to look after it and i do long days

mean

they're not a friend though

me too xx

>he literally boted Brexit to get rid of immigrants
>he will just replace EU immigrants with more mudslimes

kek

KEK

drinking is degenerate

LMOA!!111!!

just move abroad like me lad

get out, earn some money, keep an eye on what's going on here and if it looks after a couple of years like it'll be decent then you can come back

we went to uni and learnt useful shit, and if you're lucky got a couple of years of working done, so that you would have flexibility in life. Now's the time to use it

I have lengthy discussions after the sex with my prostitute

someone was asking for this so I did it

i voted remain x

Should I move to Scotland or Ireland when brexit happens lads?

yeah bro i dont drink me
brb dying of dehydration lol

not the chap who asked for it but rather glad you've done it

I'm an Indian and I voted to leave because I hate Poles.

think this is hopkins best role
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>living in South Africa

You know that's not what he meant?

>they're not a friend though
Don't worry, no charge for them

Doing one as I type this

>to Scotland

wahey

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Ireland, Scotland won't be in the EU so there's not much point moving

Probably going to do this desu. Only language I know is useless if I want to work on my career though haha

well if scotland is still part of the uk then ireland.

might do a cheeky bit of yoga aha

no, explain pls
*rolls eyes*

2 foreskins and a liver please bossman

*he chucks in a cheeky pancreas*

legend

Why is there always construction work on half the streets in central London?

Either one side of the street is closed because of roadworks and you have to cross to use the pavement, or you have to walk under these annoying scaffoldings all the time because there's construction work up on the buildings.

Makes me so annoyed whenever I visit

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Poorthern non eu not welcome in my cunt

Where's her nose lmao

Ireland doesn't have internet outside of Dublin

bit gay 3bh

Weak year for gimmicks so far tbqh

rorkeSHEEEEEEEEED

>Scotland won't be in the EU so there's not much point moving

London is a profitable place to build

me and the ratpack off to bubbacue

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what language do you know? I speak french and that is also not that relevant. Think I should aim for German now.

It's not hard to improve languages though lad. You've got time, and before we leave you can move wherever and get started.

I hate Muslims as well.

*unzips mouth*

Council loses lottery funding for renovations if work ever actually stops. So it never does

Same reason they never take the scaffolding around the back of York Minster down. There's nothing to fix, they just have to make it look like there is or they lose their lottery subsidy

>skin
h-how do they get that

Imagine being the pious cunt who demands an end to racist banter.

Shit poll

You missed all my gimmicks off

>go to see a musical artist live
>they start shotuing about Trump and Brexit
Had me genuinely ROARING.

A knife

They would want to be, but le classic sbane
argument

That's from 2015

Where's the 2016 one

i miss sershlad tbqh :(

bizarro sheed

Killing homeless people.

What is a bizarro sheed?

Krispy Kreme/Dunkin Donuts is so great, shame its so expensive

>tfw falseflag as an irishman
It's literally free (you)s

hey i had the #11 gimmick of /brit/

feels good senpai

Spain won't veto entry though.

I'm convinced it's people who don't have friends that are trying all this shite. Sat in a McDonalds last night at 1 in the morning laughing at jews with some strangers. Made some friends, got some numbers. I don't see the issue in it.

im scottish and hope we go independent, but a new indy ref would be different to last time.
For example i voted to stay part of the UK
I voted to stay in the EU
Now i would vote to leave the UK

but there will be other shifts

Weird to think that there are brown people on /brit/ who do nothing but post hate comments about muslims and poles. Really makes one ponder.

I DEMAND AN END TO RACIST BANTER

>falseflag as a brit
Hehe

failed normie runtoids

>why do people build things in central London?

Can't make this shit up folks

why would they not?

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Hmm... yes... the usual Irish nigger with no history or culture literally believing in alternate history to try and claim some achievements for the human race, where have I saw this before?
Fucking Africa mate
>WE WUZ ANGLOS

Don't think there was one, I didn't make one at least

Is Simpson a common last name in the UK?

currently in calais
been a long way until i got here. just have to wait for a nice pole that let me ride under his truck

Why would they? youtube.com/watch?v=XYIMvEvmwSs

no it's a common tv show though!!!

Do rorkesheed deanos exist?

no

I'll send your chin to an alternate dimension you keep that up

Can't fathom why wageslaves love to work so much desu. My salaried hours are 8:00am-5:00pm Monday-Friday, so I arrive no earlier than 7:59am and leave no later than 5:01pm. I'm always the latest to arrive and the earliest to leave, I think I'm violating some unwritten rule about 'going the extra mile' or something like that. Can't understand why you'd literally give your labour to Mr Shekelstein for free though, especially when you're already spending 45 hours in the office per week.

There's no place like London

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Don't even know why I bother correcting peoples English on here when they're so rude afterwards
I'm always so nice about it, I respond to the subject of the post and then the last line tells them if their spelling is wrong or whatever and that it's a common mistake (even when it's not)
cunts the lot of them, I know I'd appreciate it

not him but they've said they wouldnt i think. the massive shift that is brexit, and the evidence of the vote by scotland to remain in the EU means the devolution discussion that was on paper similar between scotland and catalan is not really comparable anymore

Ye, me and the ratpack are bare racist, one of our mates is black though so it's alright. He lets us call him a nigger cunt, desu though we only keep him around to slag

im salaried desu

dont get paid for hours logged

>Not ironing your flags
Runts

Issa Brum ting

i wank every evening but im not even horny anymore. think i only do it because ive wanked nearly every day after school and then work for the past 10 years

>Doesn't even know what Dál Riata is
This lad simply cannoy stop embarrassing himself, can he?