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>rags
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LOOK AT DAT FUGGIN AMBHIBIAN!

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making a >rags thread
>rags

OH LOOK

/r/hockey is at it again not using sport images in the OP! AHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY AND QUIRKY UPVOTE FOR YOU XDD

complaining about off topic is >>>reddit

I think it's time you go back.

damnit! it happened again guys

digits confirm

Scott Mayfield
hes actually good, new matt martin?

I am a fan of the Chicago Blackhawks

>reddithawks

>rags

Kane is a nigger trapped in a white man's body and sport

Also known as Irish.

J U S T

lmfao look at that fukken doggo

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is kane a bigger nigger than simmonds?

simple math problem for you /hoc/

>tfw too intelligent for math

Yes

Anyone better at gimp than me want to make this look decent?

go jets!!

FUCK THAT GAY SHIT

Flyers are ELITE

>mad
>at math

I aced calculus and promptly brain dumped it

>6 years
>$6 million per year
>26 games
>11 points
>31 years old
>Lindenning

I want off this brain damaged train

>shinkaruk busted
>MCann busted
>baertchi looking like a top six winger
Just need those greasy Italians to sell the team m8

>rags

>Granlund 4th liner
>Gudbranson bottom pair defenceman wanting $5 million
>Baertschi middle 6 winger

I'm not really sure what about that screams team rebuilt

>rags

>canucks shit the bed so hard kippers changed trips and went into hiding

Exactly why they need to sell the team m8

Bruins v. Caps

Who wins?

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Gibson is a massive bust tbqh

Is he the new Ovi?

>Left: Ultimate Bust
>Middle: Meets expectations
>Right: Superstar
I like it
-t.Canucks fan

better

He has more goals and points than Ovi.

Anyone going to a game tonight?

yeah
me v ur mum

lmao juolevi was a bust when he was drafted

KID SUCKS

I mean my moms a hambeast so go for it

Who /studyingfortheGRE/ here?

Good night /hoc/

Ovi confirmed over the hill

>くその葉

fuck off

The watch on Laine is the only think not annoying about this picture

I really like Ovie but Laine turns out to indeed have an eye for playmaking and generally has a great hockey IQ.

I-It's not true.

Me and about 80% of Canucks fans wanted Tkachuk. If he busts we won't even feel bad, we'll just have more reasons to hate Benning.
After being right about Virtanen, Forsling, Sutter, etc knowing your team is going to make the wrong choice just becomes a part of life.

LOL

>Forsling
thanks btw

I can't even be mad the at reddithawks, they built a dynasty in the cap era

ugh that was the worst draft

i went from giggling about edmonton getting a meme forward AGAIN, to screaming at the TV because we drafted a wet piece of spaghetti

Take your furry porn and get out, the only husbando for me is Noriaki Kakyoin.

I wouldn't give up just yet. Tkachuk has adapted fast but i don't think he has high ceiling. Just hasn't enough tools imo. Seems like the best scenario is Marchand.

Trips confirm. I was watching on my friend's and punched a hole in his lawn after they took Juolevi.

Also then there's the Canucks draft party. At 6 seconds someone says they'll stab someone if they don't take Tkachuk and at 44 seconds the entire arena does a massive "AWWWWWWW" when they take Juolevi. Even the draft party people hated it. youtube.com/watch?v=Igj7DeLk6Do

>Galchenyuk and Desharnais both out for 6-8 weeks

Wew.

>yfw the blots win the nolan patrick cup

Hamtaro best anime. Dubs 4 life my nigga.

Marchand is a consistent 50-60 point weasel. the Canucks unironically drafted Double Agent Jake Virtanen to do this and he's, as expected, a bust. I's take Tkachuk as 50-60 point guy with some 70 point seasons any day.

>Drafting a known retard
Thanks Benning

You're mixing the drafts. You guys drafted Juolevi instead of Tkachuk.

BULJU :DDDDD

Tkachuk is a ham and egger jabroni jobber senpai. BTW what does the meat n taters meme even mean?

>ice q
huh

I said I'd take(we didn't) Tkachuk any day and be fine with a somewhat better version of Marchand.

Galcheyuk and Desharnais ded for 1.5 - 2 months

Habs tanking again... and again...

Vision would be the more appropriate word and it should be a firm 0 for him

>edmemeton trying to ruin yet another career

Pulju is the valley of this quality and mcdavid being the peak

Leave the oil fuckers alone you skinny and intelligent person!

>Nugent-Hopkins has looked great every time he plays international
>Looks dead inside when playing for Coilers
Just trade him already

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>TOI: 7:21
joj

No. Raw stats don't matter nearly as much as experience does. He's good, but lets try to keep this shit in perspective guys.

>McDavid
>Laine
>Pulju
>Matthews

Could just be a good year or two, could just be puckluck. Stop comparing these guys to anyone else and just watch them grow into who THEYRE meant to be.

>Pulju is the valley
>He's never seen le skate up wing and shoot from goal line fatty play
Pulju doesn't have the skating to be good yet, but he will

>-1 against the toronto defense

where is this from, who said this and when?

From The Score. Here's a tweet from the Habs' Twitter account if that's not enough for you

What is his endgame?

Is he the next saku koivu?

The oilers suck penisdick LEL

literally who

we'll take him t. habs
you can take uhh... plekanec and """young prospects"""

Crashing this franchise with no survivors

>thats not enough for you
I was just asking for sources laddy, relax. Ive been keeping my eye on Desharnais for a week or two now. Seems to be pretty good from what I've seen so far but if hes out for his knees then he can basically kiss this year goodbye.

Retool. That dumb idea died the moment he took Virtanen over Nylander/Ehlers. In fact, it's taken so long and he's been so dense that it will know have taken longer to retool than rebuild.

Know Linden's making the excuse that he couldn't do it cause it's unfair to the Sedins. Ferraro response is best response: “Had you gone to the Sedins and said ‘We’re going to tear this down and you’re going to be the last pieces. We’re going to get younger and faster and we hope by year three we’re considerably different.’ “You wouldn’t have had to deal with anything with them. They would have gone to work. You think they go out there and think they’re Stanley Cup contenders? “They’re not idiots.”

You just described poopoo only he's not fat yet

>yfw we get a habs crash 2.0 this year

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