Alright Sup Forums, You have to design a signature hamburger for your new resteraunt

Alright Sup Forums, You have to design a signature hamburger for your new resteraunt.

Whats on it and whats it called.

Bun
Tomato
Avocado
Spinach
8oz brisket/chuck house ground
Bacon 2 strips
Bun

I call it the "oh" face

The Hambildurger with Manning cole slaw. Possibly with a side of an explanation as to why that's funny

A bacon cheese burger done right doesn't need any fancy shit on it.
Keep it simple and let the others go with the gay trends.

Wow you are fucking stupid. Kys.

JizzBurga

Bun
Imitation cum
Mayo
Tomato
Lettuce
Cheese
Fat juicy burger
Bun

Wow you are fucking edgy. Kys.

bun
tomato
spicy steak
mayo
avocado
BBQ
bacon
hot sauce
bun

the nigger burger

That would give 90% the shits. I like it.

Avocado on burger masks taste of meat. You never see high end burgers with avocado because it doesnt work.

The Scorpion & Bullets

Its a 1/2lbs cock meat patty on a whole wheat bun with Bullet Ant aioli, spinach, live Emperor Scorpions and your choice of a side: .454 Casull, .450 Bushmaster or .44 Long Colt.

Zzz

No. It doesnt.

i mean thats your opinion but it does because its soft and coats the mouth too much. Also its very high in simple sugars which again mask the taste of meat.

Ok, you've proven nothing. You've made no point whatsoever. So, nice opinion.

Sweet hawaiin jumbo bun lightly toasted, 8 oz patty medium rare, sweet chili sauce, LOT, spinach, Swiss or pepperjack.

call it the maui wowie burger

vegan veggie burger with a zuccini patty

In the BUFF-alo burger. buffalo patty with onion, mustard and wrapped in lettuce.

Big John's Burger
double angus beef
in between white american and pepper jack
sautee'd onions with a little minced garlic and mushroom
bacon
served to you by a topless stripper

>the colon destroyer

From top to bottom
Butter toasted bun
BBQ sauce
Tomatoes
Greenleaf lettuce
2 smokey thick cut bacon strips
Cheddar cheese
1/2lb medium rare angus beef patty
Bbq sauce
Toasted bun
House made chipotle aioli
Gorgonzola cheese crumbles
Cheddar
1/2 lb angus beef patty medium rare wrapped in thick cuts of raw bacon, breaded, and deep fried
Chipotle aioli
Toasted bun

>you gross fuck

>gives two coherent points
>youve mad no points whasoever.
Oh i do love /b

this

piss and shit I call it the big Brown and yellow

bun
beef patty
ketchup
mustard
mayonaise
bun

From the Bottom up

The How'dya do

Grilled Brioche Bun
Roasted Pepper and Habanero Aioli
Thinly Sliced Deepfried Pickle
1/2 lb Patty ( 1-1-1 Beef, pork, bison)
Sautee'd Chantrele mushrooms,
Applewood Smoked Cheddar
Crispy Sopressata ham Ham
Pea Shoots and Baby Arugula
Mayo
Bun
Crisped Potato Curls