ITT: We go to a water park
>inb4 pee in the lazy river
ITT: We go to a water park
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You know the water slide that goes straight down?
I like to ride it head first.
>blows whistle
>no running by the pool
Look at ass cheeks and bikini tops all day waiting for a titty to pop.
>I shouldn't be here
>my pedo urge is too strong
coming from a life guard, fuck you.
Just working on my tan
Wendy peffercorn?
*whistle blowing intensifies*
OP can't inb4
fill water guns full of stale piss (piss breaks down into ammonia) shoot people with it in a just chlorinated pool, create mustard gas, or would there not be enough chlorine in the water to do so
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Hey! I'm the life guard here!
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>pee in everything BUT lazy river
>everyone else leaves
>pee free lazy river for my personal enjoyment
>there is always some old asian guy in changing rooms who doesn't give a single fuck about nakedness.
Your in the wrong waterpark
Great now we got test all the ph levels
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Kek
*shits in the lazy river*
Noooo! Glug glug
>pol: the song
ok that's gay and all but seriously how the fuck does that thing stay on?
Pool's closed.