Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

Tell me your secrets Sup Forums

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

I pull my dick out before I get to the urinal

i am the hacker Sup Forums

Killed hobo

One time when a friend was staying the night, I jerked off while he was sleeping in the same room.

I know the caramel secret

Fonger you? That animal...

I lost my virginity to my cousin. Im a guy shes a girl. She used to let me suck on her tits while i jerked off. Then one day i just said why dont you just jerk me off. Thats where it all started

one time my roommate jerked off while he tought i was asleep but i pretended to be asleep anyway so it wouldnt be awkward

I always piss sitting down.

I got pizza with some pork in it, and my muslim family ate it without noticing.

Dubs
> do go on, user. In much greater detail.

I haven't fucked my gf for months and she doesn't even think that I masturbate. she's started saying I should see the doctor to check if I have low testosterone.

I fap about 8 times a week on average.

My by hasn't fucked me in months. He assumes I don't think he masturbates and that I don't care. I've been fucking his best friend for a year desu

for some reason i kek'd audibly

Burnded down my neighbors house

Once i tried killing my self at night by hanging, but I sleep in the nude so I ended up masturbating when I got hard so that's how I discovered auto erotic asphyxiation

I've fucked several of my in-laws.

Lazy bitch

jokes on you, I don't have any friends

There are days where I can not even function without looking in the mirror, staring myself in the eye, and convincing myself, that one day, I will kill every living being on this planet. The fucked up part of it all is, I have kids.

You sure don't honey, the one you thought you had has been fucking me senseless

rubbed my butthole with my finger and rubbed it on my bosses coke can. the part where your mouth goes. he's a fucking dick

when I was 6 I tried to throw my mother out of the window of our apartment but I didn't have enough courage

Damn user, you should, ya know, seek help for that shit.

I burned down my mother's house, and let my step brother take the fall for it.

My secret is that I am actually boring as fuck and as a result have no secrets.

I wish I understood economics better.

sometimes I venture off into the forest and jack off onto any squirrels I see

I sometimes don't lock the door

I'm considering what kind of alcohol I should try to get my daughter to try this weekend while mom is at her sisters.

how old is she?

12

something sweet, then

Yeah but what's sweet enough?

Im a dyke in a long distance relatioship with the girl of my dreams for over 2 years now. About a year ago i coudlnt find a job and couldnt afford to eat and had to sell my body in order to not starve. Was not attracted to any of the guys at all, was the worst sex ever, and it felt like i was getting paid to let men rape me.

Iv never told my gf because im too ashamed that i cheated on her by prostituting myself. I feel guilty all day every day but i dont know how to tell her.

If liquor Malibu, wine coolers otherwise

you just have to forgive yourself, you cant wait for anyone else to because your own forgiveness is the only forgiveness that matters. you did what it took to survive and no one else was there to take care of you so no one else can judge how you made it through.

Show your tits and I'll tell you

kek

>nobody was there to take care of you so you're free to be a whore guilt free!
You may actually be retarded

I had a secret boyfriend in high school. We were on the baseball team together. No one knew about us. We're at different colleges now. We hung out a lot over the Christmas break and plan on hanging out again over the coming summer break. Neither of us is out of the closet yet.

im not here for attention i dont care if you tell me.

How do i forgive myself for cheating on her though

I've swapped head with a guy older than my dad (my dad is 40 years older than I am).

Would you rather starve or sell your body. Honest question.

Starve. Would starve before I'd put another man's meat in my mouth. I'd also be able to find a manual labor job at the very least.

>>implying female chastity is an important thing or that you wouldnt do the same thing in the same situation

>>enjoy your morals idiot

her body her life her consequences not yours

look in the sections marketed at teen girls who dont like the taste of booze. bright colors, usually vodka or wine based ,lots of sugar.

alternatively, mix up orange juice with vodka or sparkling wine, or any spirit you want with coke.

You dont. You're a whore and that's all there is to it. Tell her and move on

This was in alberta right after the oil and gas crash. Everyone was out of work, there were literally 500+ people trying to apply for the same jobs as you. I tried so hard and just couldnt find anything, this was a last resort.

>>implying women have manual labor opportunities

>>implying your more afraid of penis than death lol

get tested

>seeking out consensual sex with men and calling it rape
>claiming alternative sexualities exist
smells like b8 in here

I'm afraid my shota fetish is getting out of hand. I fapped to pictures on /bl/ the other night

SeeFaggot. She doesn't need to be chaste as a female, she needs to respect her relationship.

:/ i guess you are right. Better to be a whore than dead.

you were only cheating physically which is definitely the least important part of commitment. i seriously dont think you cheated but i understand why you feel guilty. your body only belongs to you and you used it to survive.

Not sucking dick to stay alive, not a life worth living to me I'm not a trap chasing cuck like most of you. Can't find work? Find a new place. Steal and hitchhike your way into a place where you can do something more than suck dick

I have no reasons to live besides hopes for things and people that will never realistically happen.

I'm worried wine coolers won't bring on a significant buzz, but I want it to taste virtually nothing like alcohol so she isn't turned off to it.

she only implying it was about as enjoyable as rape, so not really the same thing.

Why are you trying to get her drunk exactly?

I got the herps. I give it to every girl I can. I always take a hit of there cigs at the bar, I don't smoke. Any other ways I can spread my love?

Just for fun. I might snap some pics of her if she gets silly, or falls asleep. No big expectations.

if this was in alberta its actually really hard place to get out off and really dangerous to commit crimes there. caught shop lifting? how about getting shot.

Excuses whore
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I said it FELT like i was being raped you illiterate moron. It was consensual but only because i was so fucking hungry i would have had sex with a lamp post. I was forcing my body to have sex with people i found phsysically revolting. So yes, it felt like i was forcing my body to be raped sometimes. I
>>claiming alternative sexualities exist
You must be 18 years or older to post on this site

i only used condoms and iv been tested

I cheat on my boyfriend frequently and he has no idea. I just use him to provide for me :)

Posted before but I'm 18. Started bedwetting not too long ago, frequently. My parents didn't know, but recently told them so I can go to the doctor. I think I have an appointment sometime next week, hope I'm not dying. I don't want to be wetting the bed when I go to college and live in a dorm room so.

Is it a weird sex thing?

checked

she's 12 dude, it does not take much to give a 12 year old a buzz - 3 drinks and she'll be having the time of her life.

>I said it FELT like i was being raped you illiterate moran
might want to check your spelling with your privilege

Obsessed with my sisters feet. Just took these.

Yes, i am a whore. Do you think you're edgy for calling me somethng i admitted to in my first post? Come back in a few years when your balls drop hun.

When I was 16 I had snuck over to my bf house. We took some molly and tried to have sex but he couldn't get hard. He started drinking and passed out I took another pill. I decided to leave and stumbled my way out. When I got near the door in the living room I say his little brother was awake in the den. I opened the door and saw him little brother with his pants down watching porn with headphones on. I'm rolling and horny so I walk up behind him giggling and take the head phones off. He lets out a light yell and jumps 4 feet up. I'm laughing as quiet as I can but he looks like he's gonna cry. I'm still laughing to hard to talk but I grab his hand and put it on my boob. That shut him up. I reached down with my hand and rubbed his dick. His little dick was rock hard. I sat him down in the computer chair lifted my skirt up and took my panties off. I got on top of him and put him inside me. I moved up and down twice and I felt him twitch inside me as he came. He was hugging me and had his hands clamped around my back. His little cock stayed hard so I rode him again and he lasted about five minutes this time. I got off of him and asked him to get the door for me. He let me out and I walked all the way home still rolling. When I woke up the next morning I felt disgusted with myself but also a little turned on.

Good they make me so fucking hard.

Oooooooh why the fuck are you in Alberta with nobody to depend on, no job, and no transportation

But i spelt it moron in my post. Why bother lying when its so easy to just screenshot? Are you new?

I wish
Yeah that should be fine. She's asked to try it before. Didn't like beer, but even I didn't like beer until I was adult.

When my balls drop can I drop a hot load on your face for 20 dollars Canadian too whore?

i like having discussions / fascinations about rape on kik, usually making up stories that aint real

Whore

i know my gf cheats on me and idc

You should cum in her shoes user

You werent talking to me there but i was born in alberta, my parents disowned me after they found i was a carpet muncher and refused to pay for school for me after saying they would for my entire life. I had a job before the crash but lost it

I fucked my cousin when I visited them last summer. I plan on going back out this summer and fucking her again. She texts me every day saying she wants to explore. She's 16

Raped my 12 year old brother when I was 13.

Make a light long island. One or two and she will be lit and you can split

My bf treats me like shit and I don't know why I can't break up with him. He want's me to change averything about me and blames on me every fight we have. What a shitty relationshp, huh.

Hot did you cum in his mouth?

Thx for admitting you are underage
, inc b&

Also no sorry im ok financially now, i live with my grandparents.

By starving, do you mean actually starving, or do you mean having withdrawals from your drug addiction? Because any girl alive, straight, gay, or other, knows they can sweet talk anybody into letting them eat.

Don't tell your GF. Ever. You need to keep that locked up, and if you can't then you need to break up.

I have this odd fascination with Jonestown particularly how Jim could manipulate so many people at once.

Ah friend of mine putted a virus to spy on my on my new computer, then contacted the goverment saying he and his friends are in illegal activities.

And literally had no money from that job to possibly get to your gf or a homeless shelter or literally anywhere to keep cock out of you?
Also

This is nothing dude

You are just jealous of that boy

no, in his butt, never put my cock in his mouth

nice photoshop fgt
>also checked