>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
>Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
>But he has a crush on you. If you ask him he'll do anything!
>Fine. But next time you ask him!
Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room? You won't get a girlfriend that way haha. You could have some of these tacos if you want. Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
...
>y-yeah haha funny story... il go get an HDMI for y-you..
>Trips on the way out on my fat
>haha oh I'm so clumsy
I HAVE THREE CABLES SPARE AND I LIKE EGGS
>someone took the time to think about this and post this
*Tips fedora*
Hello , ladies!
Never seen girls interested in technology , ti's an awesome thing! I was just reading about Atheism on a little place known as Reddit! I'll be back with an HDMI cable and maybe we can all hang out!
*shits and pisses over everyone in the room, covering them entirely in a thick layer of filth*
>Asks for an HDMI cable
>TV is obviously working
>mfw
This post concept has been around since about 05
Anyone who says "eww he's so weird" about me isn't borrowing my HDMI cables. Go get your own.
>implying these stupid hoes know what an hdmi cable is
triggered
A long time ago, yes. This is called copypasta, an amusing term for things that have been copied and pasted from another source - or if you like, sauce. Because sauce goes with pasta! During your time at Sup Forums you may see several excerpts of texts that did not originate here, and you might find it fun to attempt to determine the "sauce" of any "pasta" you encounter! Have a good day :)
They think they need one to connect their laptop to the internet to go on Facebook.
"Nice bowl of fucking lettuce ladies."
>hey I'm b-back with your cable
>so Rebecca you wanna watch some uhh..naruto?....w-with me?
>man you are hungry
>and really mad after losing that game
>you go out to get food only to see your sister and her bitchy friends
>nointhemoodforthis.jpg
>go get the mountain dew and doritos
>hear them talking
>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
>Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
>But he has a crush on you. If you ask him he'll do anything!
>Fine. But next time you ask him!
>"Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room? You won't get a girlfriend that way haha. You could have some of these tacos if you want. Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?"
>Really?
>Is this bitch for real?
>Are all of the bitches for real?
>Your shoot a deadpan glare over your shoulder at her, your ruffled hair, blood-shot eyes, and stare tell a thousand stories of the battlefield
>The friends you've lost, the battles you've won, and knowing the faggots you wanted dead are still roaming free
>Clearing your throat, you speak
"Fucking kill yourself you stupid fucking whore, I don't have a crush on you and I don't know why anyone would want a fucking pizza-faced moron with a vagina that looks like someone stick a firecracker in it and lit it. By the way, the HDMI cable is for my monitors, not your stupid fucking chick flicks you fucking cunt. Get out of my house and I swear if I ever see you again I'll blow your fucking brains out bitch."
>Grab your dew and walk out back to the sanctuary of your room
Lmao it's for tacos bud
You fellows are so superior to the everyday teen, what with knowing the super secret HDMI cable. You must work for Microsoft in a top level lab
>Get the tacos.
>I don't need a girlfriend such as you, I have my standards you know.
>Also buy your own HDMI cable if you need it so much.
>Leave.
Are you really suggesting that if a TV works there is no possible need for an HDMI cable at any time, and then acting like it's a huge joke that anyone could ever imagine a scenario where that is the case?
I can only imagine the colossal immensity of the fedora upon your scalp.
i've had a rough night
i just kinda vented it here
Maybe consider taking the katana round back to slice up some water bottles next time.
>Well, usually I don't watch anime but since you asked and somehow know my name, I suppose we could....
>I mean as long as you like, give me a back massage as we watch
>school is like, super hard...
Oh shit so that was actual retardism not just fictional overacted bait like everyone else?
Edgy underage b& detected
hey calm down Sup Forumsro i've been here since last summer and have seen a few repastas before.
i think i know what im talking about.
>{you}
Wait... I don't have a sister.
What the fuck are all of you doing in my apartment?
>tfw they enunciated HDMI as HIDME
underrated post XD
>sorry ladies, I can't help you now
>I'm off to the rift
>I'll take a taco though
Uh-huh... anyway, no. I don't. Sorry.
Sorry ladies, but I'm in the middle of a meme war with the CIA, NSA, and the fate of the World depends on me.
What if one of the girls has a laptop they want to hookup to their obviously old ass non-smart flat screen TV and watch some hot lesbian slumber party dvds that they pirated?
>panics
>smiles
>goes back into room without saying a word
I'm fine with hookups, so I go out when I want to, and I'm more of a quesadilla guy myself. I have no fucking clue where the cables are. Tell my fucking sister to find them.
i've been busy. you see, whenever any of you sleep over here i sneak into your things and steal a pair of your dirty underwear. you know, the crusty ones. and of course i have a ready supply of my sister's dirty underwear too. what i do is, i put all the underwear into a pot of hot water and get your dried secretions into the water. then i let the water simmer for several hours until it's a sticky thick liquid. you know the consistency i'm talking about. it's the same as when you're diddling your pudiddle and you're nice and wet. so, yeah. i've been busy all day using a prepared mixture of all of your secretions as lube to jerk off until my dick has friction burns and my balls have dust and cobwebs in them, they're so empty. enjoy your movie! get your own fucking HDMI cable you fucking skanks.
>phone rings
>OMG, who is it this time...
>Hello?
>"Hey sis!"
>Sis? Who is this?
>"Uh...your brother, user...? HERP DERP!"
>user...? If you're on the phone, then who is this in the livingroom staring at us?
>"SIS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!! RUN!"
>Nope.
>What you guys watching? Can I join after I take a quick shower?
>Save those tacos for me ok?
anything but the HDMI cable
HDMI cable? I have some of those, just wait.
Whatcha looking at? porn? *grabs taco and opened soda* hahaha it's a joke *eats taco*, ya girls better not doin' any loud sound cuz I will might get aroused by it... hahaha! it a joke again, peace *drinks opened soda* *grabs 5 tacos and 2 sodas* *scratch butt check as I depart* *throw HDMI down the stairs*
>walk out of room
>sees grills
>socially crippled
>walk back to room
>sadfap.jpg
>browse Sup Forums
Why is having a girlfriend so important to you people? They cost money. Call me cheap but having to buy a gift on birthdays, christmas, valentines day, and anniversaries is a lot.
I'd rather fuck bitches off tinder and stack this paper from my shit job at best buy while I study to become a firemen
Who do you identify as and why?
Me?
I'm like the Master Chief
>I'm strong
>I'm fast
>I hardly talk
>I am weapon proficient
>Had a rough life as a child
>I'm badass
how fucking edgy can one person be
That gathering looks boring as shit
...
"Uhh first of all "ew yourself" and second do you even know how to use an HDMI?"
*takes all the tacos for myself*
"Ew"? Bitch, I work nights that's why I don't leave my room doing the day.
>saunter over
>run finger over tongue
>look each girl in the eye
>put finger in every taco
>point and laugh at the bowl of lettuce
>"HAHA... what ever"
>take one of the girls' sodas
>take a swig
>squirt a stream of soda back into it
>put hands on hips
>sigh
>tell the room "I have an 8 inch dick, they call me Girth Brooks"
>excuse myself from room
>say as i head back upstairs
>"I'll be in here when youre ready"
>leave bedroom door open
>wait for impending pussy
Gets laid/10
>I'm off to the rift
Lolz
>walk over
>"you ladies wanna see somthin' funny?
>take blank taco shell
>unzip dick
>put dick in taco shell
>"this is from Taco Bell's secret menu"
Yesyesyesyes 1000x this!
>stay in my room cuz ur boring and i know walmart has hdmi cables.
>just stare silently until she's done speaking
>go on and about my business
>let out the most high pitched fart i can as soon as i'm out of sight
>try to hold my laughter just to hear their reactions
Jokes on all of you, i've been living on my own for years
>mfw
All I see in this photo is an opportunity to go to prison for a very long time.
Dude I'm dying
Looks up from phone
Grabs handgun
Aims at head
Says fuck this shit!
>fart
>jiggle ass cheek to accentuate the performance
PFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAPFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRT..... poot
Well shite dont suppose you made sure you got condoms
Fosho
haha dead dood
No, like just one single quick long high pitched fart that goes in a crescendo like
>pppppfffffFFeeEEEEUUUuuuUUUWWWWWEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No I don't. I use display port cables for watching hentai in 8k. Stupid bitches.
checked
Fucking lost my shit at the birth cirtifkat! 10/10
You're not pepe.
Poopoo peepee isn't cool in real life.
Shit, its her vagina, therefore her responsibility to provide protection if she don't wanna get prego
I have a HDMI cord, and I'll give you one - if you can say what HDMI means.
>wait patiently with a smile
Oh don't worry, I'm just joking - just take the cord from the PS3 over there. Night.
I'm not hiding, I'm reading things and arguing with homosexuals on the internet.
I don't really want a girlfriend.
>because all of the girls around here have really stereotypical conversations with each other in front of the people they're talking about, seriously, it's like some autist who watched too many sitcoms growing up and never interacted with women much wrote the conversations most of the women around these parts seem to have. Just a quick observation, that.
Sure, I'll make a few tacos, and I'll lend you the HDMI from my second monitor. It's not very long though, so you'll have to put your device right next to the TV. I also have a wireless keyboard + touchpad you can borrow, just don't get food on it.
>what do I win?
I hate my life and nothing matters. Go bother someone else
Not the kind of tacos I want, bitch
Nothing, nerd.
what the shit is even going on in here
the only possible answer
What do you mean by some of these tacos? Which of you are volunteering? I mean, it's the only HDMI cable in the house and you're all too lazy to go get one, but by contrast there are five "tacos" I'm potentially interested in in this house right now, and I'm also too lazy to go get a "taco" outside the house.
Not to mention that my HDMI cable is unavailable for the duration of the loan at no direct benefit to me unless you're watching something actually interesting to me (doubt it), whereas your "tacos" are in fact being put to mutually beneficial and enjoyable use for the duration of each "loan".
You see ladies we have the potential for mutual enrichment, but don't pretend that supply and demand is not heavily skewed in my favor, and don't pretend that your "offers" aren't in themselves mutually enriching. The only thing that could entice me to give you what would otherwise be charity is a greater quantity of your "tacos" than you would necessarily find desirable. Luckily, I am an outlier with a somewhat greater desire for "tacos" than the five of you put together have a desire to PROVIDE these "tacos". My sister, of course, will be in the attic trying not to hear us.
What I'm saying, ladies, is that the loan of my HDMI cable for the rest of your social gathering is worth one fuck with each of you, five additional regular fucks and five assfucks to be determined by drawn lots, but no more than three sex acts after the initial by any given woman, and blondie on the near right lets me watch her take a piss.
It's just simple business principles girls. Let's get to it.
*adjusts pocket protector and tie*
>Hey user!
Hello
>We haven't seen you all day!
Don't care
>Why are you always hiding in your room?
I hate the sun
>You won't get a girlfriend that way haha.
You wish
>You could have some of these tacos if you want.
No
Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
Also no and you read this in my voice Morty.
I'm starting to believe Sup Forums about people getting paid to shitpost about this show
>I don't like something and anybody that does like it is a paid shill
Is this meme going to end? Rick and Morty is a great cartoon, and no I'm not going getting paid to shitpost, although now I wish I was.
You even had to slip in a PR phrase into the middle of your defense, shit fam
I like the show, even though it's mostly just an expansion on that one Youtube short about Back To The Future and Gatorade, and it contains a variety of propaganda and "lolsoSCIENCEXDDDDD" bullshit, because...it's actually entertaining, well made, light-hearted, has some existential jokes and doesn't try overly hard to sell them as "deep, smart, intellectual", and it's just...cartoony. Things you wouldn't just see walking down the street. I mean fuck it's better than this new ho-hum reboot of Samurai Jack.
But it just seems like it gets shoehorned into things it's unrelated to A LOT on Sup Forums.
>Sister calls you when you are supposedly right next to her
>HERP DERP!
>If you're on the phone, then who is standing next to me that looks exactly like you and I cannot tell the difference between you two
>Brother is next to you calls him anyway
>Can only speak over phone when right next to a person
>HERP DERP!
>phone rings not on vibrate to not bother people around you with their annoying fucking ringtones of utter stupid shit that you let ring way to long
>HERP DERP!
HERP DERP!
But I don't have any siblings.