/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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/nzg/ When do I get another bloody day off edition

faggot OP made the thread wrong

tfw you don't have enough leave to take Monday 24th off

if i was that dog i would be sniffing that girl's tights in the background

but they didn't make you wrong

th-thanks..

I only get 25 holiday days a year, and 5 sick days. Its barbaric

Sounds like modern-day slavery. Do they force you to work until the wee small hours of the afternoon as well?

Requesting location for hiking and camping in the middle of the North Island.

What are you listening to user-friends?
Me?
Some foreign chick:
youtube.com/watch?v=uqXzYZtPwGI&index=1&list=PLkZkciiW0hVrNiyWGRUtNAc_Ic69lbkPM

Why are IDs even gone?

Tongariro Crossing is a nice walk. Dunno if it's what you're after though, you can easily do it in half a day.
This music is odd as fuck but I'm kinda a fan. Cheers, user.

because you haven't killed yourself yet.

Anything under Central North Island take your fancy?
doc.govt.nz/parks-and-recreation/things-to-do/walking-and-tramping/

kek

Whos coming to NZ guys?

Mike Pence? Barry? Bill Gates?

...Trump?

Theres some days Im still working at 4:30pm, I'll have you know

Isnt it a bit early for ski season? What are they gonna do in queenstown? Get drunk and chat up backpackers?

no fucking way barry is leaving his non-extradition island paradise.

Golf apparently.

Buying lots of land probably.

Threads dead.

I think if foreign investors want to buy land here, they have to build a monorail on it, regardless.

Eventually there will be a nationwide monorail system for all of us to enioy

No it's not, it's resting!

Ive got 3 beers left so its not dead yet

Listening to this. Only just realised they're local. Wonder if they lurk.

Im betting Harry n his woman.

You dont need STG for fuckin Bill Gates but they have expressly said it isnt a current or former head of sate.

>You dont need STG for fuckin Bill Gates
25 years of working with Windows says otherwise

Its hard to tell in queenstown. The place is bloody infested with pommes as it is

I has some joker ask me the other day why so many pommes back home were turning homosexual? He said its because every cunt was moving over here!

i will literally cuck you

cuck me daddy

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

What's the fastest you've ever gone, /nzg/?
>180kph here, still electronically limited

170kph..... will go faster sometime.

lads

...

>2 hundo bruhhhh

260 on back of bike
and yes in this outfit inb4>prove it

Did anyone hear that sick cunt Adrian from the mighty 'Naki on Hauraki today?
I want to be friends with that dude.

GTFO my board, Aussiecucks

tell the story or link something
this isnt called 4guess

235-odd km/h, cuz

>this isn't called /r/ either

...

>Oh look, it's this post again

Drunk q.

envious. with fam atm must maintain sobriety

Nah bro, get granny on the sherry and watch the world burn

Drunk on what? go on..

Poor you haha at least you with family.
I'm looking for some smash and it's a bit hard when Im drunk...At 11pm.

The bourbs mate

oh my god nobody cares

yeah the burbon, onya q

Thanks for giving us Path of Exile kiwis

t- Diablo fan community

YTB

Ytb?
Love diablo

buttchug the bourbs ya cunnnyyyyy

ey, good lass.
grannys are hearty cunt and only drinks rum these days

YEAH THE BOYS
YEAH THE BOURBS
Buurrrrrrrbs cunnnt

You guys need to change your flag, I saw it it and thought "Ooh Australia"

Change ya fuckin' head, mate

Bourbs in the burbs cuuuuuuunt

Explains many a teenage pregnancy

Glad I wasn't a teen mang.

Good on you, keep that Union Jack on there and show the world who's bitch you really are.

Makes me chuffed to be British, no one has the stars and stripes in the corner of their flag showing allegiance.

I'm English living here, like I give a fuck

Good show chum.

Occupy and interbreed, that will keep the natives in check.

Do you think if we started calling Pol daddy, he would start acting like a dad?
Daddy I need a ride to the other side of town.

daddy i need to be punished hehe ;)

Daddy I need in to that fridge.

Daddy give me some of that bourbs

Kek

Same me dude. dunnaz reppin sad boy drunk alone

nice trips my boy

Least you got trips love.

As an Englishman living in NZ, guess how much I hate New Zealand? On a scale of 1-10.

who cares ya fuckin pom cunt

4/20

go home cunt/10

>Fifteen years in New Zealand teaches a man to hate...
>Fifteen years of paua fritters!
>Fifteen years of playing rugby!
>FIFTEEN YEARS of saying good on ya mate

for me it was about an 8. low wages, shit living, boring.

Not for another 18 minutes yet

not the fault of nz that you're a poor boring cunt

Get a job that doesn't have shit pay, problem solved

it's a 10 friend. I hate this fucking place.
The worst people too. Some...and I mean SOME are ok, and only ok. I wish NZ wasn't full of kiwis and just empty land, it would be awesome.

Because you think that NZ wages are normal compared to the rest of the world. It's kind of cute really.

No kiwi who's ever lived or worked overseas thinks that, we know the pay here is shite

you're a dumb povo cunt - fuck bitches, get money

Well hey, blissful ignorance is the best way for me to avoid acknowledging the shit economy

I'm not sure if you are the guy I responded to but the guy I responded to obviously doesn't know that. Or if you are, then you must understand that going to university for 3-4 years and coming out and getting paid what other countries pay college graduates is not a good country.

cry more faggot, do something original and make bank

Nah man, what you don't understand is I was being sarcastic when I said what I did

I had a good job here and could just break even after paying for living. I had just enough to do a few activities a few times a month. That's the thing here, you can never leave while living here and paying the insane prices they want you to pay. And you also deal with cyclones, earthquakes and the occasional volcanic eruption.

Daddy can I have my allowance?

So you don't know the pay is shite? Is that what your sarcasm was implying?

still better than sandy robed ninja screaming "alluha akbak" and blowing up since they cant find us on a map

daddy choke me like one of your trap girls?

The sarcastic tones ran through me implying you can get a well paying job/good living circumstances and fix your problems with little effort

fyi when you call me daddy im touching myself

Daddy French me like one of your paint girls