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brexit

all hands to action stations
fire torpedo 1

think i'd get well into airsoft but it's just so fucking autistic

business idea: new nottingham

breggzit

anime

fondling my willy

I don't think political correctness is what the French do.

hair doesn't go long, it piles up like a mushroom

why does that happen to me?

*accidentally uploads CV.doc instead of a pepe.jpeg*

honestly most of the 90s/early 2000s were such shit and ugly
glad they're gone
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>airsoft
is that paintball for toffs?

he's a big guy

no it's paintball for autists

kaksteist kuud

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threadly reminder

correct

french people will be entering this thread
be nice to them please :3

would like to play like semi-contact medieval larping

like you're allowed full contact, tackles and punching and whacking people but you're not out to properly hurt anyone

once had a customer tell me if she had a gun she would shoot the lot of us. should i have told the police about this?

why not just play paintball?

joonas

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might start listening to the sex pistols

Ah yes, an uneducated y*nk telling Europeans how their country is screwed because it is run by actual politicians instead of TV show hosts and business executives.

hewat

nah bruv man don't talk to the pigs

Despise Juncker a little less after those comments about supporting Ohio's independence because Trump supported Brexit. It's triggered the fuck out of our autists

try pil instead

extremely normie voice, bet you've got friends you normie twat

france is really not the best country to defend for its history of competent politicians lmao

>actual politicians

tube station workers are the kindest people in the world

need to apply for a license to own an airsoft gun here and most of them are still banned
its paintball for autists who like to pretend theyre in the military, a lot of them take it very seriously
theyre worse than the 15 year old twats you find on milsim games like arma acting like theyre in a real war

no posting about your genitals unless you post a pic of them

Business idea: Replace Northamptonshire with a purpose-built national park that no one's allowed to live in.

bus drivers are the kindest people in the world

>a license for an airsoft gun
oh come on now you're baiting lad

left uni in october
pretty much havent spoken to anyone except my parents for 30 minutes a day
have lost the ability to speak properly

legs are very itchy

reminder that our government is literally no more qualified than trump
>you can get a degree in politics then end up in charge of the health service, or the treasury, or defense

>5'9

why not buy a real gun?

bought some £2.50 t shirts in primark

give the bus drivers the bankers bonuses

you'll all be happy to know that

no, if anything looks even remotely like a real gun they get restricted
even plastic toys get hit with a ban sometimes

have you read much kafka

it's fun you autistic cunt

if you've ever felt comfortable enough to record a vocaroo you're a normie

me but for 2 years

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banger

french on /brit/ are good lads

am i still fat lads

which one are you, an airsoft runt running around shooting plastic pellets but acting like youre on the beaches of normandy or the 15 year old doing it on arma

Idea: I knock out everyone behind me on the bus because they're to loud

early 2000s seemed like such a simple era

WHY ARE MY LEGS SO ITCHY
HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

...

unironically participated in a race like this when i was younger

got 2nd place haha

Paintball is for ADHD riddled people that think they're hard for getting shot by a paintball. I done paintball once and took my mask off when literally everyone was out of the game for a breather and the martial took an autistic fit at me.
Airsoft is the the thinking mans game. Paintball is like COD, it's so fast-paced and dull and everyone thinks they're le epic trickshotters.

scratch them till they bleed

happens to me too

chop them off

Ive done loads but only when I'm drunk and the house is empty
doesnt really take much courage

They don't call him the Ten Ton Terror of Tel Aviv for nothing lad.

>took my mask off when literally everyone was out of the game for a breather
you're a sperg
if you'd been hit in the eye you actually could have been blinded

Fuck up pot noodle head

what's the difference

>paintball/airsoft

you're literally just predicting where the short bullet arc will go the whole time

bit boring

Don't play any routinely but you sound like an utter sadsack. Sort yourself out.

yeah

imagine getting all sorts of attention and praise just for carrying around these awkward, sensitive swollen things on your chest.

bet youre the one on arma
that is far more pathetic 2bh

it was a fun time to be 14-17, as I was

are nonces just misunderstood

>we're not going to stop until you give us Northern Ireland
>Northern Ireland is still part of the UK
>they stopped

A real entrepreneur

nonce

someone's trying to hack my twitter lads

I've had this. I run cold water on them in the bath (preferably using the shower head). Only a temporary solution but it gives a bit of relief.

Not sure what starts it off though. I always get it after a shower or bath, and I think it stopped after I changed soaps to a more sensitive one. I also think it could be mold, not sure.

nothing wrong with nonces if they don't actually molest kids

>he's never even fired a real rifle

fucking russians

reckon there's more discussion about Ireland here than on /eire/

nobody cares

>Haven't played video games in years
>Still get the urge to regularly watch vidya news and gameplay on YouTube because it's therapeutic


Anybody else can't rid their inner manchild?
I guess it just takes me back to a happier, care-free, stress-free, constant dopamine IV-drip time of my life.

knew she would be hot from beyond the mat

Who are you quoting?

or consume cp

business idea: harvest organs and sell them on the black market

Is that Tim?

don't play the fool with me sunshine

Mate wise up. Everyone was off having a fag and at the range.
Paintball is fast paced and not based on tactics and sportsmanship, the courses are literally super mario cut-outs. Airsoft is derelict buildings and shit and requires tactics and the community is built on trust because you need to be honest that you got shot. Airsoft runts don't understand this because they need an autism handler to tell others they've been shot because they have no morals.

business idea: join the EU and open up the country to mass immigration from the third world so that our national identity is slowly wiped from existence on two fronts

Its because your skin is dry
give them a nice rundown with some lotion

t. daughter of dermatologist

business idea: bring back supermarket posting

I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU NORMIES SO MUCH

LITERALLY JUST BECCAUSE ITS A BLUE BOARD YOU THINK YOU CAN TERRORISE THIS PLACE WITH YOUR SIMPLE MINDED POISON

WELL I SWEAR TO GOD PLEASE JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU RETARDED CUNTS

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID ROASTIE GF

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID MUH MDMA

LITERALLY JUST GO TO FUCKING Sup Forums

inb4 some deano b like herr derr but im a normie u spas, point is this an autist safespace

if a bruce lets his hot chips go cold does he call them cold hot chips?

lifes too short to let people thinking im a manchild influence my actions

I'll just do whatever I'll enjoy

imagine falling for the large breasts meme

Genuinely asking